Woohoo!
No new posts or threads in over an hour! I think I've survived the apocalypse.

In your face dead people.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:52, 107 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Evening DG
What's new?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Norralot.
Enquired about a couple more jobs before I go barging in and applying.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Aight bbz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Alright PD
Did you find your cuff links?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Not so far.
I've had to dress like a fucking prole. Button cuffs are just common.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Much as I like cufflinks
the way they clack off a keyboard at work annoys me somewhat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)

You mean you don't have a secretary to type for you?
What a ghastly prole.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

There must have been something very exciting happening in Azeroth

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Is that something off Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)

lol more like gaylord of the rings lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I'm not googling it in case I see something I can't unsee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

WOW Roots, as if you didn't know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I proper can't play computer games

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

I used to have an atari, but then I discovered the world of cheap drink, shit drugs and smelly fanny; I aint looked back

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I had Daley Thompson's Decathlon but I was shit and it was pristine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)

all the cool kids play combat shite 3 online and have 14 year old punks srsly pwn them, so they have another breakdown and go crying to their mummies

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)

I have a breakdown playing Pacman

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

I got srs pwned on snake :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)

lol you said fanny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Yanks still call stuff 'fanny bags' lolzors

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:27, Reply)

There's a woman called Fanny

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

There's a bloke called Dick, they might get on

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Luz Fani is a Colombian name, apparently

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

lolololol kuntz is a German name

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Herpes-Ridden Twatface is Swedish for 'curriculum'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

'Darth Foxtrot' is Spanish for 'batty loving bum boy'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Fanny Cradock or something like that innit?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)

And they call tramps 'bums'.
L O L
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)

I reckon you just ain't found the right computer games.
There is a computer game out there for everyone, look at this one, I'm really looking forward to it, I think you might ike it too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6X80JvcIA
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

That just means you're a cockroach
roach
*is dead*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Evening
Dead dude.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

evening tramps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Are you picking on CQ ?
He's only just lost his job and now you're calling him a tramp.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I'm leaving this place forever, it's so meen

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

speaking of tramps, does freefair still post? He's the first b3tan I've put on ignore.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Man, that kid goes from strength to strength. He starts all the cool off topic threads now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I think my time as the king of OT has come and gone. Sometime in 2009.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Mistaspakkaman was the OG OT king, make of that what you will

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)

So your story is that the peak of my B3ta career was when I was 'the new Mr Spakkaman'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)

You aint done time and covered it up by 'going travelling for abit', so erm that's a bonus

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:53, Reply)

troo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Comes back now and again.
People get accused of not liking him because he's a tory, but it's 'cos he's a knob and constantly edits his lies in order to appeal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I believe this to be the case.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)

"my mate got caught shagging his bird's younger sister"
So you start responding, then look again and now it says 'twin sister' because he realises that would have meant noncery so he's changed his lie to another lie. What pointless cack.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)

he should just go the full spankyhanky and get it over and done with.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)

for sooth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I was not aware of this
he probably is a tramp, he took the piss out of me on fb
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Now who's laughing eh
link that sad trumpet thing every time he posts, and a picture of his kid after he's been beat up at school and called tramp balls cos he aint got the latest runners
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Up until an hour ago I'd smoked three cigarilloes all day.
I'd been up since seven as well. But in the last hour it's all gone pear shaped.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Bazbazbaz
What's the latest on flaky-but-hot-girl?
( Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I ain't spoken to her for ages.
But she's liked bloody loads of my stuff on Facebook if that means anything. It doesn't does it. I have a plan B anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Yeah, that Zamora, eh?
leaving to go to a relegation-threatened club.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

He's fucking pants anyway.
Also I'm the reason he turned from a shit nobody into an England international. I won't be at QPR to stop him being shit again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)

I'm not dead, I'm just at work.
I'd rather be dead, frankly. Work sucks.
( Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Alright jeff?
I did a couple new enteries to the word blog
wordsbygonz.tumblr.com/post/16829226559/the-real-reason-i-only-ever-use-one-of-my-two-middle
wordsbygonz.tumblr.com/post/16827349207/its-50-50-between-tale-and-tail-ohhh-tell
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Oh shit, I got fish'n'chips for dinner but forgot about htem 'till just now. They're in the microwave now, that'll make them better.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I had fish and chips too!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Evening Jeff

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Ere, AA, you know ID card making, right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Can you answer me summat please?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Obviously not...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I'll try

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Ta.
Right.
I've made cards where the 'card database' is connected to an already existent database, like staff or or student records. (The card software people have set that connection up)
i;ve made cards where I've copied then amended the format of said staff/student 'card databases' to make a new database (small one for visitors/associates etc. where we input the info directly.)


Question is, how easy is it to design a card database and then connect to a database that already exists, such as staff or student records? I've never done that bit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

You might be able to do that in MS Access.
You might not of course, I know nothing. But I'm worried you're sitting there twatting f5 and have been for the last 40 minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Haha ta Jeffers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I'm sad Roots.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Hiya and that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)

To temper my great day I am listening to Bonnie 'Prince' Billy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

This is such an unbelievably good song.
youtu.be/qLvzHFE9VJU
If it can turn me from miserable to bopping round my bedroom then it's a ratified banger.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)

you should give this one a go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzLgswmJxA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

What, what? seriously?
I don't like either songs, but that last one by you is the oppersite to " miserable to bopping round my bedroom"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

oh lol Gonz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Had a good nights quendering?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Meh.
Been playing xbox.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I don't do games.
What have you been playing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Gears of War 3.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Sounds like a driving war game.
Is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

No.
No it's not.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

What's best out of the whole xbox/playstation thing?
I took the bookie for a few quid earlier this month and I've yet to spend it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Depends.
For gaming, Xbox by far. For Blu Ray/ multimedia, PS3 hands down.

But I have 360, so we could, in theory, play online together.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

That is unlikely to happen.
I might look at some prices if they aren't that expensive I might consider it, but as I don't 'game' at the moment, I'm wondering if I'd ever use it. And it would be a fairly expensive DVD player.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Morrisons are doing good deals atm.
near the bottom:

www.metro.co.uk/tech/games/888962-games-inbox-dead-space-scares-perfect-dark-weapons-and-phoenix-wright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

I think the ad might only be on your view.
The Morrisons website only seems to list games.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)

You myopic quender
I meant this bit:

Morrisons now selling Wii bundles for £85, 250GB Xbox 360s for £150, 160GB PlayStation 3s for £150 and 320GB PlayStation 3s for £200.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main7/fc430da6.gif
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Maynard has gone to West Ham, Lighty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:30, Reply)

We got Ridgewell
and have offloaded Bednar (who is an excellent Championship striker but couldn't make the step up) and sent out a couple of cracking youngsters on loan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:35, Reply)

In.
No one.

Out.
Hunt, Johnson (both paid up) and Maynard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Why do they need such large storage space (assuming it isn't processing power)
And is 320GB needed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Downloadable games.
And as the PS3 is a decent media hub you could easily fill 320 gb with music, films and porn.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Okay.
But you think the XBox is better. I'll ask some of the geeks in work what they think too. I assumed that they'd be a lot more expensive than that.

What is the main difference between the xbox and the ps3?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:35, Reply)

As I said.
Xbox is much better for games (especially the controller) and PS3 is better for multimedia shizzle.

Xbox also has arguably the better system exclusive games and older multiplatform games ran better on Xbox.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:37, Reply)

I'll ask around in the office, see who has what.
I'm guessing the games are the best part of fifty quid, so if I can borrow things/trade rather than shelling out a fortune, that'll help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

New games are 35-40 quid
Second hand are just as good and there are some right bargains out there. Just choose carefully.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I'll have a gander at Amazon and take the customer reviews as a guide.
I don't want nowt overly complicated.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

try Portal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:43, Reply)

That's a game, yes?
If so, what's it all about. I know some people were raging about some sort of 'western' type thing a while ago, redemption or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:45, Reply)

google portal
and it was red dead redemption.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:50, Reply)

I'll do some research!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Jeff what's up?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)

It's bad news Roots.
Nicky Maynard has signed for West Ham. :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:36, Reply)

He scored goals like this for Bristol City.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNU_mq21sQ8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Ah fuck off will ya!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

heh heh heh.
I don't care really.

But it was a good goal.

You having a good week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Alright like, going bed now. Early start tomorrow ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:09, Reply)