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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had fruit salad for lunch.
That means I can go to the pub tonight.

Anyway what are you up to at the weekend?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:12, 190 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Might have an old housemate coming back up for the weekend, will be good to see him
Aside from that, no plans.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)
A friend and his new Doris are coming up for the Calcutta Cup.
I expect I'll play some hockey and drink some booze and go out for dinner. It's all go.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)
RUGBY
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I read that as Ruby and now am craving curry

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)
^ fat mess on internet ^
Nobody act surprised.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I do not dispute these facts

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)
hockey
oooo
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)
My post is both manly and bent.
what a dichotomy
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
It's like George Takei.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)
My kitchen sash window is being restored on monday,
350 shitters. 350, Shambles. If it wasn't so pathetically middle-class I'd fuck some cunt's shit up over this.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)
You should talk about it loudly at at dinner party instead

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I don't do dinner parties.
Not now that come dine with me shit has started to encourage the proletariat to try and cook for others.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
All these years I always thought you were male.
My mistake.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)
It was a tropical fruit salad.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I don't like talking to women on the internet.
No offence.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I also had a falafel wrap.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Look, love. I know I'm very attractive and witty but I'm just not interested.
Soz.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Nothing at the moment
This is unexpected, based on the amount of overtime I'd had to work recently. I'm sure this will change.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I'm going to see the Chemical Brothers film thing on Friday night.
This feels like something so horrendously naff and middle-class that it's actually gone full circle and become cool again. But I suspect it hasn't.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Take some swan pate along

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I've got a couple of preserved foie gras entier in the larder.
Would that do?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)
At a push

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I wonder if you can perform gavage on a swan.
That must count as treason.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)
It's probably anti-treason.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)
That would be some posh liver

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)
if you force-fed the swan with pureed larks
that would probably max out the posh liver scale.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Puréed larks' tongues.
What sort of dreadful pleb would use the whole lark?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Fuck yeah.
There's loads of them down the river. I might have a go.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Tchaikovsky's less successful follow-up ballet
Edit: I can't settle on a spelling here.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Very high brow

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Come back quentin, all is forgiven.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
YAY

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I thought we were going to see a return to the old truthfairy film pun days with your Gere pun earlier.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)
only an officer and a gentleman would do such a thing

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
2/10 - Not your finest work

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
i'm so upset i'm going to runaway
bride
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
huh eh urrr eh

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I bet you're really into documentaries.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)
It's not a documentary.
I don't think. I have no idea what it is. I'm a slight Chemical Brothers obsessive and it has the words "Chemical Brothers" in it.

On the other hand, Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man is a documentary and one of my most favouritist ever films.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Isn't it just a concert film?
Although 'concert' probably isn't quite the right word, but I'm an old fart who once said he was going to 'see' Judge Jules at the Hacienda, basically proving for the last time that I have no clue when it comes to anything vaguely resembling dance music.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)
The trailer makes it look like the visuals they use have all come to life in some nightmarish forest.
So I'd say it's more "festival massiveomgdrugs flashback" than concert footage.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
It's a veritable rollercoaster, Chompy
I have a sneaky post-work pint planned on Friday, with my 6 week old daughter strapped to my chest (classy). Then that evening I intend to go to a 40th birthday party, if we can get a babysitter and if the bloody baby will settle. We shall then spend the whole night yawning, boring everyone about babies and then leave early.
Saturday will involve taking my six year old to the birthday party of another six year old. And then on Sunday I'm taking him to the theatre.
A life this exciting deserves to be written about on the internet.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This post is brought to you by the number 6

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Then it's back into work on the sixth.
Spooky eh?*


*No
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)
My 6th B3ta anniversary today.
Spooky.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)
There's definitely something in this Numerology lark*



*No there isn't
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)
If only you'd given Rob some money you'd have a candle.
imagine that. An actual candle. Well, a gif of an actual candle.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Is that how it works? I see.
I want a candle! I'll give Rob a fiver before my seventh anniversary.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
If you have an icon it turns to a candle on your b3taday.
I'll be honest, it's probably not actually worth the money.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Few things are.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
[possible 'your mum' joke opportunity]

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I refer the honourable gentleman to the response I made some moments ago.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Good choice
Fruit Salads are nicer than Blackjacks.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Racist.
But at least not homophobic.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
*golf claps*

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Shut it
Ya dirty bender.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
That email that didn't make it through got kicked back because I put in
the text that the last time I went to a cider festival I shit myself.

Bloody filters!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
You nob'ead!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
:(((((((((((((((((

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
they're only good if you have blackjacks first

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Oh man, toooo slooowww

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)
its been a busy week

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Things have really picked up round here then

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
But now you are here we can liven things up by making gay jokes
Er... You gay
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Well I NEVER
*flounces*

I am actually listening to a song from Legally Blonde so probably have no legs to stand on here.

Cheers
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Afternoon Darth

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Afternoon mate
I see no-one was stupid enough to bid for Andy Carroll
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
You mean the guy who scored and set up a goal last night?
Didn't you hear, he's already the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD!

In all fairness, he's been getting better game by game recently, just glad to see him score. You looking forward to your game on Sunday?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
It's good that the club have been giving him so much support.
He must feel good that they rate him enough to honour him with that waxwork dummy they display on the pitch every Satudrday afternoon.


/stolen joke that wasn't really worth stealing.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Is he worth two million pounds a goal yet?
No, I am not. DJing the night before so might go for the good old-fashioned 24-hour alcoholic coma
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Nope, 5 million if you count all competitions, 7 million if you count only the league.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Fuck me that's poor
At least all our shit players who can't score cost about the equivalent of a bag of Toffo's
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Aye, true
Ah well, slowly but surely he's getting better.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
It has all gone a bit sportball round here now.
Nearly time to go home...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
We'll have him if you like
His attitude towards cow's arses and banjos will fit right in
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I remember Toffos!
Do they still make them anywhere?

and I know, fat bitch remembers sweeties shocker.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
The multi-flavoured ones were fucking NOM

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
They were weird
because you were expecting toffee, but they were strawberry or banana or liquorice.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Speaking of Fruit Salads.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Ugh
Never saw the appeal. Chewits are where it's at
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
do you find it gets stuck in your teeth?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
fizzy chewits rock
I'm soo seeking them out tonight.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Smother them in HP Guinness sauce
And let us know how that pans out :-)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
How odd

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I'm very much enjoying your blog, Gonz.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Me too

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
And me

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
It has come to my attention
that you are very suggestible when it comes to food.
Hello you. How's your haunted cooker?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Afternoon

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Hello mate
How's the back/family/sleep pattern/faith in Martin O'Neill?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
OK/Good/Meh/100%
Norwich on TV tonight!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Apparently Paul Lambert, who was O'Neill's captain at Celtic, still refers to him as "the Gaffer"
Basically, this means that Norwich's surprising success is entirely due to Brian Clough.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Were you to apply homeopathic thiking, yes
The memory of Clough
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I genuinely believe that only Cloughie could turn it around for Forest now
Even in his current state he'd be better than Cotter-nil
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
You want young Cloughie!
How was Billy Elliot, mincer?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Young Cloughie is a filth
It were bloody great cheers mate :-) how's tricks?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Drinking. Crying. More drinking. More crying.
Same old same old...

/pathetic beakering old lady blog.

Has anyone asked you what *you* are up to this weekend? If not, that was very rude of them.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Awww
This makes me do a sad
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
It could be worse.
I could have kids.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
True

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
They are incredibly rude aren't they?
I'm meeting a mate for lunch on Saturday, Family meal on Sunday lunchtime then travelodge girl is coming to stay for a few days from sunday night.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Woo hoo! Sex on tap!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
+ 4 years modern, and 3 years jazz

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Acknowledging this, as nobody else did.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)
That would be uncomfortable.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
It'd still be sex.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
what's a travelodge girl?
did I not get the memo?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)
its this really cool new nickname, all the cool kids have them

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:21, Reply)
excellent
maybe I'll try it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
You should write "Travelodge Girl" on your hockey shirt.
Or have your tailor embroider it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This sounds like an excellent plan
except it's probably too long.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)
call yourself badgerprick, its totally ironic

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)
no, it's not.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)
yeah you're right, cos you really are a badgerprick

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)
If you say so.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
your hockeyshirt says so
we covered this
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
no, you've been banging on about it.
That's not really the same thing.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:29, Reply)
i've hardly been banging on about it, its only been about 3 posts
where i've pointed out taht having a nickname is a shit thing only children do
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
If you say so.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)
i have done repeatedly, badgerprick

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)
..Ah, my mistake, I can see now that you're definitely not banging on about it. Oh no.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)
i absolutely am not, and i resent the implication that i have repeatedly said that you are a badgerprick
you know, for having a nickname, like children do

EDIT and moreso, because you encourage your prickname by getting it printed on 'hockeyshirts'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
what are you complainging about? you got problems?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Fuck all of note this weekend.
Seeing my daughter, hopefully for a decent amount of time. I feel like I'm barely seeing her at the moment. My two overnight stays a week have not been happening. This is bent.

As are you, fruit salad boy. I'm thinking of cooking something TOUGH AND MANLY for my supper, and having a nice bottle of wine with it. That's how we function in the East Iggedy, yo.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Same here. About supper, not the daughter.
I have been on povvo rations for a week, so I'm going to get something outrageous. Like, oh I don't know, a pizza.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
There's only so long a fellow can povvo it up
before the will to live starts plummeting and the only thing for it is to treat oneself in some small way.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)
The missus made cod in a red wine sauce last night.
It was fucking fantastic.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
I bought some scallops at the weekend.
I intedned to eat them tonight, but I forgot to take them out of the freezer, so I think we'll be having chilli instead.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:28, Reply)
What a coincidence, we're having something chilli based as well.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:29, Reply)
OH MAN!
We should totally be "Having Chilli for dinner" buddies. And text each other as we make it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
I'm touching myself right now.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:38, Reply)
We tried griddling squid the other day.
Results were not incredible but potential for a lovely dish is there.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:39, Reply)
It's tricky
you really do have to cook it for an incredibly short time or it'll get tough.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
It wasn't tough so much as...dense.
I cooked it for a v short time. We wondered if the problem was
a) it had been frozen and/or
b) they were large squid - are small ones more delicate?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Yeah, I know the feeling.
I went a bit spend crazy buying stuff. I justified it because it was replacing stuff that was broken. The stuff that was broken, though, had been broken for some time and I'd managed fine without it up until then...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
My sofa is completely fucking knackered and there's no way on earth I can replace it.
It's propped up on fucking books. Pathetic.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Plenty of sofas on ebay
I picked mine up for 50 quid
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)
Good point.
Not that I have fifty quid...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)
oh me and my girlfriend are going shopping on saturday, she needs a new bra
thats about it for my whole weekend
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
HAHA
Your girlfriend has tits.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)
It's probably a training bra, for his sister.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
i'm cross about this, i really am

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)
she does an all, dunno what size tho

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Dunno.
I might go to football if it's a home game and hasn't been called off. I might go to the pub as well.

Ask me what I'm doing on the weekend of the 18th and you'll get a different reply.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I should hope so
it's a different weekend
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)
True
But there is a reasonable chance that if Bristol City are at home my weekend will consist of football and pub. But they are away that weekend.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:28, Reply)
No offence but you seem to regulate your life by the activities of a football team, it's slightly tragic

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Non taken
I like watching football and I like the pre and post match drinks with friends.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Dunno, we've got four season tickets, if people go they go, if they don't they don't
I'm not one for most of the shite associated with a football match in any event. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than end up in a boozer either before or after a game queuing up twenty minutes for a pint enduring know nothing wankers talking shite and bein aggro cos it's the fuckin football
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Those are the reasons
I stopped going to away games.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:44, Reply)
That, and constantly missing your flights, eh Jeff?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)
I missed
My train to the Stunned/Monty bash last Sept, that was another £78 quid I had to shell out.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Ah, I see.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:30, Reply)
is that because you are off
painting the town red and wooing all the ladies?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
I'm going to
Visit Stunned and Monty, for what I'm sure will be a fun packed night.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)
You are so fucking right.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)
I'm praying
We end up in a pub with a jukebox. Just to see you doing an impression of Daddy Freddy performing his little know dance hall hit, 'Fucking Hell that song is bent'.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)
so yes, then?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Local band on Friday night.
Local band on Saturday night. In between that, who knows?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Unremitting depression and the smell of flat caps and whippets.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Probably, yeah.
Also I'm going to a jobs fair next week. That'll be exciting.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Do they have job dodgems?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I wanted to reply with something really witty here, but I can't think of anything.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Something about Jobs Candyfloss and Toffee Apples.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Also, what are those gravy sandwich things you talked about a while ago?
You must remind me to try one of them next time i'm in your neck of the woods.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Basically it's sliced pork in some kind of gravy dip.
The gravy is really dark and thick, though; almost solid. I don't know if they're just specific to our locality, or more widespread. However, they are divine.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
That sounds nommoid.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)
It sounds very northern

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Like gravy soup

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)
It's the most unappealing looking thing in the world
and was known in our office as a 'dog shit sandwich' because the resemblance was startlingly close.

However, the taste, oh God the taste... especially with a bit of stuffing on as well.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:44, Reply)
I'm going to be cleaning my old house
and decorating the new.

I just bought a red leather sofa and brown chairs. What are those old leather and wood sofas called? It's those. The armchairs have scrolly bits and a drawer at the bottom. I'm going for eclectic and eccentric
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Uncomfortable?
The in laws have those ercol sofas and they are seriously back breaking, plus you can't curl up on them.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)
damn

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)
These have solid wood arms on them, so it's impossible to stretch out on them.
Yours may be different.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
I'll be honest
I can't remember exactly - they were in a charity furniture shop, but I think the arm rests were leather but with scrolly wood bits on the front
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
That sounds more comfortable than ercol, then.
The arms on ercol stuff are almost a separate attachment, so there's a big gap between the sofa cushion and the arm.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)
*googles* no, it's not like that
more like this is00.thegumtree.com/image/big/102693504.jpg (although not that one)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Chesterfields?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)
*googles*
yes
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Shit dawg you is all 'Vintage' you'll have to get the matching flowery teapot set with all the dainty cups havin chips and cracks and generally been good for fuck all

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)
fuck that shit
You can't be dainty bright orange walls
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:44, Reply)
Bonjooer, I like my fringe today.
Is Travelodge Girl still just sex or are you two getting 'attached' to each other in a non-bondage way yet?

This weekend I'm going to an engagement party and maybe dying my mum's hair.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Travel Lodge Girl?
I've missed some plot. Is Chompy going out with a crap super hero?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)
It sounds like a Belle and Sebastian song to me

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
haha
I can hear it now
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:44, Reply)
Chompy got him a sex friend

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)
does he have a puncture repair kit
just in case?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:44, Reply)
And a free puncture repair kit.
*Edit* bollocks.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)
beat you to it

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)

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