Great week thanks.
Hol was ace. Stupidness with ex over child maintenance casting a shadow over the last 24hrs, now not seeing daughter tonight/tomorrow which is super-shit.

CQ what? What's the boy done (apols but I'm not reading all this thread to catch up)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:17, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Monty
You've not missed much.

How was Iceland?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Err... he has

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Nothing interesting.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Monty is now upholding the proud traditions of b3tans who have not yet learnt what a razor is for ALONE!!!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Do wot guv?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Never mind
I've just remembered that Lighters is also a face-fuzz aficionado
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)

+cock

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:34, Reply)

t-shirt boy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Amazing, apart from the Northern Lights which were more Northern Shites, sadly.
Great Viking stuff and a v beautiful country.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Fantastic, glad for the relaxation?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Definitely.
Why I didn't book today off as well is a fucking mystery. I am retarded. This is not a mystery after all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I think Battered has got a link bookmarked that answers this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

He certainly has.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Happy to oblige
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Haha, tool.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Did you eat soup from a bowl made of bread while drinking Turborg next to a log fire while Tom Waits plays and then get drunk and tell an American girl you just met that you think you are in love with her?


I suppose everyone has a different experience of Iceland.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)

He went to the country not the shop.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I've been drunk in both.
I'm fairly sure the one with the fire was the country. That or I dropped my cigarette in the shop.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

No, but then I'm not a spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

No, we know
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

He agrees
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1542921
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1561888
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

This is like William Burroughs' cut-up stuff.
You weird cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1561869
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Really? I've always wanted to see the northern lights.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Lusty was rather gutted.
The week before, they were amazing, according the (quite possibly lying) coach driver.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

That makes sense there was a large coronal mass ejection going past the planet a couple of weeks back
you probably just missed it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

It was supposed to make them visible further south too
Didn't reach the Midlands though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

We saw a green, foggy rainbow, effectively.
Plus the whole thing was ruined by what appeared to be extras from Phoenix Nights talking shit v loudly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)

every time I've been to Tromso
they've been brilliant "the day before"

I think there is some untruthing going on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

My sister recently saw them from a plane on a special northern light spotting trip
the pilot siad they were the best ever, she said they werr disappointing.

Apparently the timelapse version we see on TV has got everyones hopes up too much
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

The wankers who took pictures when we were there
claimed the next morning that they were great, too. One of them was a fat lezzer who annoyed me more than I could have believed possible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I didn't know you went with your Mum

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

My mother is a medium-sized lezzer.
She also can be fucking annoying, mind you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Sounds like you went on that program "coach trip"
which is full of hateful plebs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

You tell me, not being mongoloid I have never heard of it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Frightful commoners who hate 'forrin food' culture and anything else it seems
are driven around Europe to not enjoy the opportunity they've been given. The least popular is then voted off everyday, it's awful.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

That sounds like the worst television programme ever.
Worse than 'Deal or No Deal', which is quite a claim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

did she cheat on your mother?


sorry
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Oh Mighters.
Mighters, Mighters, Mighters. I thought better of you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

If it helps, i didn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

This is because you are incapable of thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

good man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

it's the drugs talking
tramadol and codine - breakfast of champions
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Oh nice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Crack Cocaine - That's why Monty goes to Iceland.
Which incidently, is the same reason Kerry Catonia does too.

Mum of the year, lol.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Who better than Rory to sum things up succinctly for you?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1561665
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Ah, I see. The old 'deleting nonce' issue.
Always a thorny one...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)

this is bent and also fucking shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Alright, soldier boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)

careful
you don't want him saluting you, by standing to attention, if you know what i mean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)

All quiet on the preston front, sah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

This made me laugh much more than it had any right to

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:29, Reply)