1. Greater investment in cool stuff we were promised by movies eg Hoverboards, weaponised hallucinogenics, Star Destroyers
2. Stricter attractiveness rulings on people allowed on TV, no-one wants to look at Natalie Cassidy
3. The complete nuclear obliteration of Derby
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I went through Derby on a train once.
Looked shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

How long ago?
Just wondering if the appropriate decontamination period has been observed, otherwise I'll have to get Border Control to stop you entering Norwich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

It was a few months ago, it's ok the train didn't stop and I covered myself in hand sanitiser before and after.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Good work that man
You've saved a great many lives
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I'm delurking specially to endorse this thread...
...everything is in order here.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Thank you Mr M
Your approval is gratefull received. How's the shoulder? Is it the shoulder? Apologies, so many broken b3tans lately
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

You're welcome. There's a thread full of like.
Maybe nuking Natalie Cassidy with a hovering Star Destroyer while she visits Derby would be equally as good.

The shoulder is hurty...I can't straighten my right arm or lift it above neck height. Good job the nazis didn't win the war really otherwise I'd be up for contempt.

I know Comrade has broken himself too...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Hahaha
Very good. Yes the Comrade fell off his bike without the courtesy to film it, and the Mighty Badger broke his arm - he claims playing hockey, I personally reckon it was whilst crocheting. How did you manage yours?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Hockey is a rough sport.
I knackered the ligaments in my shoulder by crashing my mountain bike into a tree stump last year, so the op fixed it with surgical nylon and titanium bolts. I'm the $59.36 man.

How's the dancing coming along?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Very well thank you
Learning Charleston at the minute, fuck me it's tricky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

A friend of mine keeps trying to convince me to learn the 'Argentine tango'
I have no idea what the fuck she is talking about. Or, am I missing the point completely, and she simply wants me to ruin her?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

It's not the orange flavoured variety then?
Does it contain corned beef?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

...what?
I understand the orange bit, but the corned beef?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

*whispers* Argentina's most well known export after Evita and anti-colonial propaganda?
I was being a tad tenuous there and I apologise.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

It is?
Well, you learn something new every day, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I like to think of my puns as constituting a public information service

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)