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Game of thrones season 2 started last night, OH BOY, I watched half the first eppisode on the way into work, got the second half on my way home.
Although now its light when I get home, I like looking out the window, I get to see the emerate's stadium and ally pally and a big jewsons that is nothing to do with me. It's weird, I now find the underground a bit depressing. I can't even update my facebook status on it.

Pasta salad for lunch, but I always feel weird eating stuff that requires a fork at work. I got some weird food habits in that respect.

My money tip is this week I've taken out all the money I think I'll spend for the week today, and I'm not going to use my card. That way I can see my money disappear and think "OH NOES, I DONT HAVE MUCH LEFT, I CANT BUY THIS".

Do you have any budgeting tips?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:42, 293 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
don't spend time in B&Q
How can anyone turn down special paint to make your wall attractive to magnets? (not in a sexy way....or is it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
WAIT, WHAT?
Oh man, you got me thinking, I want to paint a cupboard door with that AND blackboard paint now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
that's my plan for my art room

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
what colours can you get it in, though?

EDIT - Just googled it. Does it actually work, though?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
grey
will tell you when I try it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
too late, I'm buying some on the way home.
I had three metal noticeboards on my boxed-in fireplace in the kitchen before we refitted it. That strikes me as a genius way to replace that. If it works.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
well you can tell me if it works, then
I have priming and polyfillaing before I get to that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I just went to B&Q and spent £26 on some plaster, some brackets, some rawlplugs and two paint rollers.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
why aren't you working?
Also B&Q is rubbish, as is homebase. I found a local hardware supplier the otehr day and they are a little bit more expensive but so helpful and friendly it's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I went on my lunch break.
And B&Q may be rubbish if you need advice, but if all you need is a small tub of pre-mix plaster, some rawlplugs, some brackets and a couple of paint rollers, then they are perfectly adequate. They often have good deals on power tools too. Though I need to find somewhere to repair my belt sander.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
i do understand that and I do still shop there
but it was nice to have a personal and helpful shopping experience for once!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Hmmm, the part I need will cost me about £25.
should I risk taking a £200 power tool apart myself or should I just take it somewhere and pay someone else some money to repair it?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
what part is broken?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
The drive shaft.
www.powertoolspares.com/tool/dewalt/spares-and-accessories-for-dw433-belt-sander/dw433type1/spares/

No. 55 on this diagram

The problem is that you need to dismantle pretty much the entire sander to be able to replace it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
seems like something that shpould be covered by warrenty?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
It happened over a year since I bought it
and it was my own fault for leaving a belt fully tensioned and caked in dust and then just trying to use the sander without loosening it first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
You haven't shown off some photos on here of your place in a little while.
PHOTOS PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I've not done much for a while
currently the art room is going for crackhouse chic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
talking DIY
where could I get something to form a high sided tray about 1m x 1m? I'm trying to turn the guinea pig run into a bigger guinea pig house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
probably a garden centre
must be some kind of planter in those rough dimensions
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I found a raised bed thing, but they have no base
and other things are a bit easy to crack
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
you should just eat them, then you wouldn't need to bother

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Spend less than you earn, easy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Don't take any financial advice from Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I don't like pasta salad, cold pasta feels wrong to me
and the cheap tubs you get of it in the shops are revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I totally dig cold pasta and rice.
Sandwiches suck in compairson but they're so much easier to eat. I can cook up a really nice cold pasta/rice thing for a few days in the cost that it'll be to make just 2 or so very average sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
What sort of stuff do you put in your pasta salads?
My imagination runs short a little past the usual tuna and sweetcorn or tomato and basil.
(TheColonel, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
EMERGENCY
Work are sending me to Manchester for two days in a couple of weeks. Any survival tips? Apart from "don't go outside"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I suggest you get extremely upset at the smallest thing.
Or alternatively enjoy Manchester, is a lovely city.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I've been there
No it's not. I'm actually more concerned about the 5-hour drive packed into a car with 4 other people, including my boss' boss. Am guessing livening up the journey with hilarious flatulence might not work.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
try canal street for a night out with the work lads

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
haha, real life strikethrough LOLS which some wag does practically every week
c + s

oh the hilarity
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
*makes notes*
Canal Street... out... lads...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I take out money at the start of the week
and leave my card at home. Prevents impulse purchases. Well, sometimes.
(berk, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I just don't buy things at the moment
I do this, by not going shopping or looking on ebay. It works out okay generally.

I'm doing a detox thing at the moment, so no food but plenty of water and liquids.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Oh man, there is no possible way that can be in any way unhealthy at all.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I've given up commenting
there seems to be some bet with /OT women as to which one can kill themselves first with crackpot detox schemes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I just enjoy the idea that they are all sat in a line trying to suck lemon juice up their bumholes.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
lemony bumhole
best of all the bumholes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
personally i prefer mortgage bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
how about a cat infested one?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
mmm
scratchy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
interest only?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
i get lots of interest in my bumhole, thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
only because your boyfriend was gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
how do i click "i don't like this" ?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
you go to http://www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/
and set up a poll asking everyone if they think that Naked Ape is a prick.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I hope you thanked him for setting that up?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)
You know what, I think that might have just been the straw that broke the camels back.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I reckon I would get proper skinny
on just drinking ginger beer. It's healthy, damnit, ginger is good for you or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
they work!
although it's expensive. i have to keep buying new clothes.

this does not help the budgeting q above.

my idea of budgeting: card accepted? goooood. card declined? fuuuuuck.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
to make you lose weight, I'm sure they do
so does ameobic dsyentry. or famine. death. doesn't make any of them a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
where do i get some of that amoebic thing?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
polleted far-eastern watercourses are a good bet.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
anywhere around the strand or kensington?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
if you try hard enough, I'm sure.
it can be a touch fatal though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
fuck, i just clicked that by mistake!
oh well. at least i'd look damn thin in the coffin. maybe i could get a tan out there as well, and then i could line it all with white satin.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I checked with the doctor and he said it was alright
Easter week is a good time to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I'd ask for his GP licence back if he did.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
My metabolism is so slow
he reckoned I won't actually miss eating for a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
like I said, I'm giving up commenting on this sort of daftness.
you are certain he's not an imposter? cos he's certainly a cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
i wonder what you'd think of the eyelash implants that i had at the weekend
if we're talking about daftness.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
depends.
on how likely it is to adversely affect your health.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
i think the main risks are infection from the salon, like conjunctivitis
and allergies to the glue. both of which seem to be ok.

but if i told you what it cost or that it took 3 hours to achieve, i think you'd find it pretty daft. looks damn good though. i look like bambi*!

(*awaits dead mother joke from al)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I still remember where I was.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
in the cinema, weeping into your popcorn?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
+ from your cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah, I had made a hole in the bottom of the box and put it on my lap so the girl next to me would stroke my cock when I offered her some.
Shame I was at the cinema with my mum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
unlike me and AA?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
*puts left index finger on nose*
*points at swipe with right index finger*

Are you going to get angry with me about this? I mean, I don't mind, but it would seem a bit unfair since you brought it up in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
depends if you poke me in the eye with that finger

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Strikethrough finger end strikethrough cock
HILARITYLOLZ!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
KAPLOWIE !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
that makes me feel a little sick

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
they're not really implanted!
they're just false ones. they glue them to your own lashes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
*shudder*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
it's quite relaxing really
well, the second eye was. the first one she stuck the sticker too tightly onto my lower lid and pulled it, so it kept winking open and getting glue in it. OW.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I'm going to get my haircut at the place with the hiarwashing girl with big breasts
i find that terribly relxaing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
AGHHHHH GLUE IN YOUR FUCKING EYELIDS GNNAHHHH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF NO WAY.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I'm pretty sure
he was leaning on the wall outside a doctor's office, and his shirt was quite white.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
"hi everybody"
"hi dr nick"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is why letting GPs take charge of multimillion pound budgets is a fucking stupid idea.
Especially if they can't even do the job they are actually trained for correctly.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
well quite.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
he is clearly an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I couldn't decide whether to click this, or the post above
So I decided to treat myself and click them both.

If someone is thick enough to make themselves believe that purposefully depriving your body of a necessity can be a good thing, they deserve to die
(TheColonel, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
His pole dancing classes after surgery must be very popular

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Earning more than you spend is usually the best one.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
are you giving financial advise to a jew?
FFS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Only because I want in on his hidden gold.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
that's racist, hockeyprick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Silly Quints
Gold isn't a race.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
then what is chinese? imputago?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
chinese is ok as it's a people and a food

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
i had chinese yesterday
/massage parlour lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
hockeyprick is quite a good name though
totally stealing it for my friend's fiance.

the prick.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
nicknames are for grown ups

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I have a nickname
it comes from having friends
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
arh, that was dead cruel
i have grown up friends, nicknames is for kids
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Oh boy, that must be the Jewsons on Wightman Road, they're always up to kerazzy stuff in there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I prefer the one on Golder's Green

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
YOU AND YOUR SOUTH LONDON WAYS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
My tip - don't marry Mrs Upinblue
She is a total spendthrift.
Also, what everyone else said about not spending more than you earn. I've never owned a credit card or bought anything on credit and I get by fine.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
There is nothing wrong with credit cards unless you are a retard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
If you're a retard, you'll pretty much struggle with any of teh basics of adult life.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)
RETARDS ARE PEOPLE TOO
unless they are retard dogs or pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I use my credit card all the time
and I'm not in any debt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
have you put anyting on it that you haven't paid off yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
No. That's why I'm not in any debt. I'm agreeing with you here.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
soz, doesn't happen very often
the last time was back in 2011 when frisbee adam came to play
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I will be making Singapore Noodles for my supper, this is exciting me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I will be going home, running 5 miles, making pork chops and veg and then filling in a large hole in the wall so I have soemthing to fix the broken skirting board to.
I may also have time to fix the two top stairs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I might just watch Homeland from last night...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I've been told it's a very good program.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
it is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I've been told it's a very good programme.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
it isme

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Does Monty make you nervous?
You seemed to be able to type that fine in reply to Al.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Nah, me and old 'bent spastic' here are best pals.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Haha
I am picturing you holding Nakers in a "friendly" headlock while saying this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
'What, headmaster? We were only messing about WEREN'T WE NAKERS?'
*subtly tightens headlock*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Accchhh
Yes sir, muck-accgghhhing about
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
*gives Nakers a 'this will keep' look, then goes into history class*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
*shits self*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
*Laughs at Nakers waiting for Matron, covered in poo*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I was taking the piss out of his spelling of program
but now I'm questioning whether it can be spelt two ways...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
It can: UK and US spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Well French and US
if we are going to be pedantic, and I think we know that we are
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Fucking right we are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
In English "program" is specifically for computing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
tv told me that it was a good programme so i'm inclined to disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I expect it's shit
and was merely picking Al up on his rubbish US spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
i saw a few minutes last night, it looked alright actually but i'm not looking to commit to anything log term

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
The only television programmes I've recently enjoyed
have been Paxman's Empire series, How God Made the English and She Wolves.

Everything else I have watched has been utter tosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
i haven't even watched any telly
I keep watching bad films late at night, like jennifer's body and sorority row

these are bad films

EDIT oh and one with some maneating plants
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
They don't sound encouraging by their names.
Both could be piss-poor 80s soft porn titles.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
one was a remake of an 80s horror so you're right
the guy was killing people with a bladed tyre iron, ridiculous
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Sorority Row is a terrible "slasher" style film with a shower scene including some tits.
Jennifers Body is a terrible film staring Megan Fox as a possessed school girl who eats her classmates. It probably includes some tits somewhere.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
i'm so tired :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
You should drink more coffee.
Or develop an amphetamine addiction.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
i swing between 4-5 cups a day as it is
i don't know anyone with any ampethetmines
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Stop staying up late to try and catch a glimpse of your mum "douching" in the shower before bed so you can helpless thrash at your impotant penis before weeping in the corridor praying daddy doesn't visit you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I DON'T I;VE BEEN OUT
GOD LEAVE ME ALONE I'M BEING NICE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I've been told we could get great tickets for squeeze at the Phil together.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
But for differently-spelled bands.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
i heard the squeeze on the radio once, they sound like they're from london

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Essex I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
how does their song go?
is it about a transexual, because kev here is always going on about how it reminds him of tricky who is a bit pre-op
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Cool for cats is the one I know.
Do you mean Lola by The Kinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
nope, i dunno
kev loves all that old shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I'll see Squeeze, you watch Skweese

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Let's call the whole thing off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
What are you using to spice it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
waterproof trousers

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Hahahah fack orf - this is IMPORTANT STUFF

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
ginger, turmeric, curry powder and red chillis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
validate my spice selection damn you!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
THOSE FUCKING CHILLIS BETTER BE FRESH YOU CUNT!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
FUCKING RIGHT, CHOMPO.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Dried chillis have their place

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
MAYBE SHOVED UP YOUR STINKING COCK END

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
so i could shit out a thai curry?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Ideally.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
bring over that bowl of rice...
*squats*
*whippies*
*wet wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I spent some time believing 'curry powder' to be bent and for cunts
However my forays into Caribbean cookery suggest that I am wrong. It's perfectly OK to use unless you run an Indian restaurant. I am guessing you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I find curry powder to be quite an unpleasant seasoning.
I presume in your cooking you must do something extra.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Dunn's River do a Jamaican one that's not bad at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I can imagine jamaican style curry powder to be better than your bog standard Tesco Curry Powder.
The smell of it reminds me of chip shop "curry" sauce. Which I find a bit unpleasant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I am sure you are right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
this is a recipe from the BBC
I'll see how it goes and alter as necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I do like Singapore noodles and am interested to hear how it turns out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'll let you know
I've relaised that asian cooking is relatively simple, one simply needs a lot of ingredients, but once your cupboard is stocked up then away you go!

My sister bought me an oriental cooking course for my birthday, if she ever remembers to actulaly send me th voucher I'll look forward to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Oh nice.
My chum Yeti went on a pasta masterclass on his birthday. I am waiting for the wisdom to be passed on to me for free now he knows the tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
hash ravioli anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
You know that green lasagne.....?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Don't go to the pub, a pint of Peroni is now £4.65 in my local...
imagine spending a fiver on a pint, it's ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
It's almost £8 for a packet of cigarettes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I don't smoke so i don't care
also booze is more essential than fags
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Any more than £3.50 for a pint is a fucking rip off.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
totally agree, peroni does tend to be more expensive than other lagers
but still £4.65!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
You'd better move to the North - or never go out again....
Samuel Smith's pubs are looking better and better, eh?

The Captain Kidd in Wapping is currently my favourite London pub and the price of pints is a major consideration in this assessment.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
*deletes account and kills self*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Crap beer there though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I worked in a pub where it was £4.65 for a pint of Kronenbourg.
Kronenbourg. £4.65 for Kronenbourg. And the boss was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I would rather drink the pus-filled diarrhoea of a leprous monk than drink that shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Hello my dear, how are you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Yeah I'm alright.
I fell over today though and got laughed at by some young people. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Pretty good.
Felt rough yesterday after my birthday party, but much happier today. Also moved into my new office so I've got a window. I didn't forgotten just how nice it was to get the sun shining through a window at you while you're working.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
My first office had no windows. Fucking horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I'd hate tht, it would genuinely drive me mad
I'm the only one who opens the blinds here, bunch of shut in analyst cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
It was fucking horrible.
Even the view of a Fulham industrial estate (which would have been the view) would have been preferable.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I worked underground for 2 years so appreciate a bit of the old sunshine.
Glad you had a god time on your birthday. Thanks for the invite yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
See, I knew this would happen.
I had a small party for my old uni mates and I didn't invite anyone I know off the internet, but then I felt really bad like I had to pretend I wasn't doing anything for my birthday because I didn't want to upset you all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
i am drowning in my own tears

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
You wouldn't let me stand with you at Mastodon.
You were never gonna get an invite.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is true, weren't you i the cheap seats anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
No, I was standing right down the front.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
You might have sweated on me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Yeah well you owe me an invite for next year then.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Done.
I suppose I have to invite Monty as well though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Only if you want.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
oh man burned

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
You should read the gaz she's just sent me about Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
was this meant for me?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
nah, just saying you didn't respond to Al cos you think he's a cock-jockey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
But she did respond to me?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
well, NOW she has

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I told you not to let on that I'd forwarded that gaz. FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I don't think Al's a cock-jockey.
Stop stirring.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Oh thank goodness
I couldn't stand having three people on the internet upset at me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
sorry
your right though he's more of a twat-badger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I'd say a flange-gibbon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
It's fucking mental.
I was nearly in tears when I had to pay fivers for pints at Wembley a year or so back. Now this is edging toward the norm.

UT'S UN ITE-REAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
i'm going to the pub on thursday to play pool with a mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
'course you are sweet-heart

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
i am an all, it's his 35th on tuesday and he wants to go out and play pool
i dunno any pubs with pool tables tho ¬\(o_O)/~
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
The only mate who will play pool with you is Michael Barrymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
this is a drowning joke, everyone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Righto.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Amstel is £3.70 in my local, a decent pint (Dudvar) is £3.95, which seems average for London unless you're in a tourist area.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This seems a bit of an over reaction to be called a freak
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-17540452
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
clearly mentally ill on some level...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
What makes you say that? Bartleby's fine as far as I can tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
well taht or computer games

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
actually turns out to be Coronation Street's fault
and that's why i wasn't alowed to watch ITV
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
That was just because your parents didn't love you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I'm not AA
"why didn't you love me enough to LIVE"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Same here, except for Magpie.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Same here.
I was six before I found out I'd been lied to. My mother claimed we couldn't get ITV on our TV. Our TV was so shit it was a perfectly plausible falsehood.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
hahaha
My first trip to Macdonalds was when I was 13, and I remember my grandfather taking me on a "bus" for a novelty at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I wasn't allowed to watch ITV either.
But my mum was honest. She said it was common.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
nods

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)
My parents were old skool traditionalists pretending to be trendy liberals.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Me as well. Also barred from watching Grange Hill as it was full of children 'with a vulgar accent'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I don't know. Seems fair enough to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I have considered taking worse action.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I'm considering worse right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I like the fact that he denied murder and admitted manslaughter
"Yeah, I was totally provoked into beating my mum to death with a claw hammer and then burning her body, y'honour."
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
'Ken Barlow told me to do it'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
And he slept with a thousand women

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
He's one of the top 'druids'* in the UK. This is actually true.


*All that is known about ancient druidic practice comes from about three lines of classical texts – today’s slef-styled druids are total knobends whose practices were fabricated no more and a hundred or so years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
the amount of minge accompanying those 1000 trysts could probably be woven into a Zepplin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I would imagine that would be even more flammable than the original Zeppelins.
Barlow's BLATANT DISREGARD for health and safety YET AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
this seems to be the stock response in most murder cases I hear of
I guess it's because we don't have the options of 1st or 2nd degree murder
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I'm surprised he didn't go for death by misadventure.
"Yeah, I ACCIDENTALLY beat my mum to death with a claw hammer and then set fire to the body in order to cover it up, y'honour".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
oh lol
www.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/02/meanwhile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
The second to last one is the 'best'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)

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