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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on kids.Some of you must have decided to spend some of the bank holiday on the sofa!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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I'm on the sofa, JeffI have beer and records and I am browsing the Internet for more records.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:52,
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I've got Ribena.But I might have a smoke in a minute.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:53,
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I'd love a smoke right now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:56,
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Nothing to smokeAnd I'm not allowed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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Well that's you fucked then, innit.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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It fucking well is, alright(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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I might have one when i've finished my Ribena.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:03,
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I've got some lovely stuff(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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I'm very jealousI'd settle for some mediocre homegrown right now though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:02,
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I'll bet you'd even consider soapbar.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:03,
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I used to smoke tons of shite solid when I was a student.Then the hydroponics industry took off in this country and suddenly there was an abundance of nice weed.
But to answer your question, yes I'd just like to be stoned.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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I'll smoke one for you, right now.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07,
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the sofa is over thereI could get the netbook and move the 2 metres to have a sit down on it.
I've been feeling spaced all day and achieved very very little
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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What were you hoping to get done and what have you failed to do?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:57,
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I don't really knowI have lots of things I could do over the break, I've done a few. Still need to fix photoshop, mark work, read lots of things for important thing in a few weeks' time, clean out car, take things to the dump, sort out art room, change addresses on things. Shit, that list got long quickly. I think I should have fun at some point, too, but I don't know what that would entail
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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Save up all your fun point until JeffSTOCK.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:02,
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But then I will pop with funI need to let some out slowly to avoid danger
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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Why not spend some time in the 'Cavy outdoor shag shed?'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07,
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on my own that is basically just wanking in a shed.(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:08,
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Well, it's somewhere else to have a wank.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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variety is the spice of life(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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What are you going to do tomorrow?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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*shrugs*feed a cat, go to a gig. Not sure about the rest
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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where do you download your telly from?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:17,
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I don't. I tend to watch proper telly.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:18,
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I can see why you have achieved very little thenThat all sounds incredibly dull.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:03,
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seriously isI think I need to make something or do some art or something, that usually cheers me up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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I went to see some art last nightMy friend had some work on display at an exhibition in town.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07,
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what kind of arts?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:09,
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My friend's was a sound installation/sculptureBut there was other stuff there too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:16,
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I'm Playing video games at my mates house. Living the dream(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:58,
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I thought you were going out in Bristol this evening,(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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At mates now in bed minster might go to pub in a bit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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Go to the Spotted Cow.It's a nice pub. I took Lighty there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:02,
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Moo would suggest a gay pub like that.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07,
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Pull the udder one.It's a great pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:09,
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We cud go there I suppose(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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make sure they put the heating onotherwise you'll be....
and have to wear a...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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Baz is staying in til Sunday and Monday cos thems are the big ones. (, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Who have Fulham got over the weekend?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:33,
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Bolton away tomorrow (snooze) Chelsea at home on Monday. I'm supposed to be going, got a free ticket, but how events will probably transpire on Sunday night/Monday morning means I have little faith in me being in SW6 for kick off. It's on tele so I'll probably watch it dying in my bed.
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Are you ill, or are you expecting a big night out?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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The latter. It could be amazing, it could be alright, it could be shit. I dunno, I'm quite looking forward to it.
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Come on Jeff, it's always the latter with Baz(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:42,
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I've been to watch the match,come home for some food, and now I'm off out again.
See ya, losers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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^ Check out employed boy suddenly being a man-about-town.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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Oh yeah. Actually I'm hoping to see a mate who's 50 today. I'll be seeing him on Sunday, although he doesn't know it yet as it's a surprise party. Trouble is him and his missus are at an all day blues gig and we can't get through to them. So we hope to bump into them at their regular after the gig finishes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:16,
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Yup.I'm off now. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:18,
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So did everyone go out with DG then?In other news I've got another beer and could easily spend a lot of money on records. All donations gratefully received.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:53,
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I have just got myself a beer Tangles.Would you believe it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:00,
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Bank holiday madness, right here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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First sign of Madness...Suggs walking up your driveway.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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So do you want to buy me some records then, Jeff?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:08,
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Why I'd love to spend several grand on records for you Tangles. Nothing would give me more pleasure.
Well, actually, lots of things would. So on reflection... Sorry Tangles, I'll have to pass.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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I'm not asking for several grandIndividually these records cost £7.99 - £11.99, but I could easily drop 10+ into my shopping basket.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:15,
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And there in lies the issue Tangles.It would be cheaper for you to collect football stickers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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No one to swap with :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:20,
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I'll buy you this if you can find it on 12" so I can buy it toowww.youtube.com/watch?v=hmxaeoz4BjI
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Oh Barry, when will I learn not to click your really bent links?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:14,
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NeverThis has been rinsed for the past week whilst the weather was nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p985VoXNuqM
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This more actually www.youtube.com/watch?v=tElEphEIuaw
It's not camp disco this time I swear, it's a recent banging tune.
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How about the album version?www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kashif-S-T-205-347-German-LP-1st-Press-1983-Arista-/370557523988?pt=UK_Records&hash=item5646f31814#ht_2136wt_958
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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i ate some rice pudding and now I feel a bit sick(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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I can't remember the last time I had rice pudding.I think I've got mild Ambrosia.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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i remember the last time you told that jokeb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1480787
edit: also, b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1028922
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30,
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I don't.I think I've got mild Ambrosia.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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wait, here's anotherb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post970124
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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NopeOn the sofa, binge drinking after a day of housework. Will most likely do this for the next three days.
Sigh.
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Who were you before you fucked off?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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I'd rather not say. I got put on lists and crap :-)
I didn't involve myself in the talkboards before as frankly I was too scared. Have braved it tonight as I have had an entire bottle of wine.
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Well that makes it more interesting.What lists are we talking about here?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:21,
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I'm guessing AB's fail archive(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:23,
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Of course.Well isn't that most people?
Although saying that, the return of 'Call Me Mistress' does seem to coincide with the release of Shannon Matthews mother - and she's probably on a list/register these days. So it might be her.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:24,
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A list compiled by a certain scary member.I think I had posted about my boobs or something and was deemed an attention seeker. Twas long ago and I have been a lurker ever since.
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Yep. Two. As is the standard.
I don't want to end up on the list of doom again though...
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Oh gawd I dont remember exactly.Ages. I got all upset and silly :)
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Did you lock a small person in the space under a bed?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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This, from a man whose name indicates he molests canines.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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Meh.But I'm playing guitar at an acoustic night and meeting a girl next week, on the same night.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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Do you play in a band, or just for pleasure?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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Pleasure mostly, I'm collaborating with one of my closest friends for a gig at the end of April in Portsmouth for a birthday party.Partly shitting myself about it, partly just relying on my inner smug guitarist.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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Yup, not entirely sure which song I'm gonna do yet but it'll be the first time I've played in front of more than a couple of people in twenty years.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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Wow.That's exciting (but I'm guessing you're shitting yourself).
How many folk do you expect to be there?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:16,
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Probably 30+and a girl I've not seen in six or seven years. There was definitely a spark back then, but she was seeing a mutual friend. We'll see, it'll be a fun night.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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Shhh Jeff's on the pullDon't cramp his style.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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I hardly think suggesting a newb' is the mother of Shannon Matthews is classic 'pull' technique.But if it works......
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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You've been out of the game for too long...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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Unless she changes her name to "Call Me Princess" I don't think he's in with a chance.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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I've been single for so longFrankly anything with a pulse has a chance.
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Did it fuck dogs?(I'll accept 'came off better in a low-speed accident with a Rover).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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There are no scary members hereOnly harmless nerds.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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Well, I hope so.Taking a giant leap of faith by chatting on here. Very scared!
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As long as you can cope with being called a benderAnd the occasional accusation of being Bert, you'll be fine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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So says the most bent of all the benders.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30,
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I thought I was Bert?It's all so confusing
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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I will take bender as a compliment. And I am not even sure what bert is exactly. But again, I will assume it is a term of affection.
Be gentle with me, I am on pills for my nerves.
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Thank you for being nice to me everyone.I need a bit of nice in my life at the moment - so thank you xxx
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I like breasts.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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Yeah, thanks, I grew it myself.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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I meant to say to youthat photo you took by the Angel of teh North is fucking excellent. i loved it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30,
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Thank you my dear.I've been lax with the camera recently, shit's been up. How're you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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Yeah, not bad, ta.I don't feel my pictures have been up to much cop recently though. I really haven't been getting out with the camera enough, and the shots I'm grabbing are starting to show it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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Just take it EVERYWHEREand every time you see something that moves you, shoot it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:16,
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I haven't got a sofa.Is this going to be a problem?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:24,
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It's all over b3th.We can't be friends unless you've got a sofa.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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Fuck.We threw it out a couple of years ago because it broke. We have an armchair each, including the dog.
If any guests come, one of us has to sit on the floor.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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You sofa broke... Was Stunned Poster involved?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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Yeah.He kicked it in disgust when he realised he couldn't climb up onto it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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Stunned has previous for sofa damage.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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Hang onI'm thinking of Battered, aren't I? Stunned poster isn't a shortarse.
Thus rendering my joke shit.
*deletes account*
*kills self*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:47,
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Never mind.You'll meet Stunned at JeffSTOCK.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:49,
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Would it help if I did a happy 'can't wait' dance?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:00,
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I don't want you getting over excited and making yourself ill before the big day.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:01,
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alright Bertoids?I made Mexican lasagne for din dins and am now polishing off an auchentoshan.
Thus is how it feels to be the best looking man on OT.
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It's all about the 'short' with you innit!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:48,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-fX0UbpZls&ob=av2e
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:50,
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PerhapsBut the person you are most likely to harm is yourself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:57,
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I am hardly likely to serial kill myself, am I?Before you took part and were only lurking, who was your favourite OTer?
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I love you all equally(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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And he was the star of 'Married With Children', yes?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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Didn't she have them removed?4EVA IN R HARTZ
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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You'll be meeting her as well.*Remembers to take paddling pool full of wet mud*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:02,
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She told us the other day she was tarred with the rusty brush(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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They'd probably be darker if tehy were further away from the ground.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Is it true that chicks also 'dig' the fact you seem to be standing in a hole?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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Right, I have about 25 minutes before my sleeping pill kicks in...So I could do with a little light entertainment in the meantime. What do I need to know about this place?
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Everyone is a bender. But not really.All newbies will be accused of being Bert until the point of acceptance.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Oh, and Dozer has stolen the 'shortest man on OT' crown from Battered by half an inch.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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Everyone's bent.Nobody is cool except Monty.
All the girls are attention seekers.
anybody new is either bert or roger. Or freefair.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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I'm cool.I got a special note from Monty to confirm it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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He pines for me if I don't text him every couple of days.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:10,
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Well, there isn't enough of me to go around.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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Innit.I'm half the man I was. Which isn't saying a lot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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I've lost ten pounds.I'm quite excited by this.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:18,
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I'll bet that was trying to grab a cuddly toy on the pier.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:19,
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ha ha.Only two stone to go and I'm back down to normal size.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:22,
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weightwatchers.Me and his lordship are doing it together.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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I'm sure he loves you all the more for this.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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Anything to stop you spending money in that ice-cream shop by the pier, eh?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:30,
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You know I'm pulling your leg!Only two weeks to go!
Is Mr B3th as excited as you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:35,
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Not so much, no.In fact, he'll probably refuse to get out of the car.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:36,
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I shall tell him.You can share stories about how shit I am at getting jobs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:48,
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Is there anyone or anything that Boyce hasn't called "fucking shit"?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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I see. Will I be accepted quicker if I just admit I'm an attention seeking Bert?
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No.You need to get involved, expect a bit of abuse and contribute.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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Kroney is more excited about meeting you than he is about his own birthday.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:52,
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All I get at the moment is gazzed messages and people saying, 'I can't wait to meet b3th'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:57,
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I've got no idea who is actually going.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:02,
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http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24043
And every bastard one of them is looking forward to meeting me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:04,
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What I mean, is that I don't Facebook.So I've not ides who signed up, and who can't make it now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:04,
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No-one's said anything to me on facebook about it.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:06,
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heh heh hehIt'll be a fun night out.
And you'll get so drunk you'll be sick all the way home.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:11,
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You'll be up to go to a car boot sale won't you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:15,
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No, probably not.i just don't drink that much. I'm really not that good at it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:16,
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Well I'm sure someone will find you a drink you like.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:17,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9CT738kfx8
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:55,
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It is that.What are you doing tomorrow, honey?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:34,
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Do you know, I have no idea.I promised the boss I'd help him do some stuff on his eBay site, but apart from that, I don't think there's anything much going on.
I've got a lot of TV recorded on sky+, so I might watch some more of that.
What about you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:36,
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Rough plan.Gym in the morning for half an hour, then off out to watch City lose to the Darth Benders and then going for a bite to eat and more drinks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:39,
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You're playing the Florists tomorrow?It's a battle of David versus ... david.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:40,
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It's Bent vs. Bent.However, I think he'll be the happier of the two come full time.
City are shocking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:43,
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Seeing as I support neither of these shit teamsI may well be happier than both of you.
is it on terrestrial?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:44,
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It's on sky.So you'll have to go to the pub to watch it. Or find a stream online.
Either way, two weeks from now, I expect City to be more than relegated. It has bearing on when I make it to JeffSTOCK. If we're down, I'll be there from lunchtime, if not, I'll go to the game and then go to the cider boat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:47,
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I expect City to lose tomorrowAnd then lose to Coventry and Monday. And THEN for Nicky Maynard to score a hatrick for West Ham a week on Tuesday and for City to go down.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:51,
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I was quite entranced today by that bloke from West Ham's haircut.It was epic.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:54,
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He had a mohican.Vas Te, or something. Foreign looking johnny.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:59,
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Is Stunned poster foreign?That explains all the criminal damage to furniture.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:06,
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