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happy thursday everyone, are you all pleased to be at work?
Is this the best drinking game ever? www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1647415/Concern-over-teen-drinking-game-possum
I think it is, TR33B@5H
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:21, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
happy thursday everyone, are you all pleased to be at work?
Is this the best drinking game ever? www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1647415/Concern-over-teen-drinking-game-possum
I think it is, TR33B@5H
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:21, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I like the fact it doesn't need cards or some loud mouth prick to tell everyone the rules.
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wasn't planking invented in australia too?
wtf is wrong with antipodeans?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
wtf is wrong with antipodeans?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
They have sideways fannies.
Or is that the Japanese? They all look alike to me.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Or is that the Japanese? They all look alike to me.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
That's the chinkies
the Japs have robot fannies with a control panel.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)
the Japs have robot fannies with a control panel.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)
asians are sideways
aussie ones are upside down, thats why they love anal
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
aussie ones are upside down, thats why they love anal
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I've never understood drinking games.
In the couple I've been forced to play, the 'forfeit' was that you 'had' to have a drink. How fucking bent. I like drinking - I was doing it anyway before the stupid fucking game so it's not much of a punishment to let me carry on.
Stupid gays.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
In the couple I've been forced to play, the 'forfeit' was that you 'had' to have a drink. How fucking bent. I like drinking - I was doing it anyway before the stupid fucking game so it's not much of a punishment to let me carry on.
Stupid gays.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
'Fuzzy duck' has to be the most pathetic teenage activity in the history of humanity.
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I was once told about another Aussie drinking game called 'bushfire'.
It sounded extremely implausible – something about setting fire to your pubes and not being allowed to put them out until you’ve downed a pint or something.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)
It sounded extremely implausible – something about setting fire to your pubes and not being allowed to put them out until you’ve downed a pint or something.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)
The whole story has the distinct whiff of the Chinny Reck-on about it.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)
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Whilst at uni my then girlfriends hot but retarded mates all played the beer shots drinking game
where they had to drink 50 shots of beer in under half an hour.
2 and a half cans of shit lager, whoop de fucking do.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)
where they had to drink 50 shots of beer in under half an hour.
2 and a half cans of shit lager, whoop de fucking do.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)
When I was about 16
I stayed up all night and drank an entire slab of 24 piss weak lagers. I urinated myself sober and at no point did I feel even remotely drunk. It was rubbish.
I think it may have been 'Norseman' lager.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I stayed up all night and drank an entire slab of 24 piss weak lagers. I urinated myself sober and at no point did I feel even remotely drunk. It was rubbish.
I think it may have been 'Norseman' lager.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
As you know, I don't drink lager, for this reason and the fact it tastes like piss
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Because I drank piss
when I got left in a prison cell with no food or water for 5 days.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
when I got left in a prison cell with no food or water for 5 days.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Drinking games can be fun, they can be shit, this is true of many things
Hey techy nerds, I need some sort of wifi boosters for my flat, any suggestions of a good cheap ones?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Hey techy nerds, I need some sort of wifi boosters for my flat, any suggestions of a good cheap ones?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I haved noted your feedback and will look to facilitate the uasge of it going forward
hopefully this will help to synagise our headspace and allow more blue sky thinking
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)
hopefully this will help to synagise our headspace and allow more blue sky thinking
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I have never longed for anything so much as I long for your immediate death.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
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His credit record is so fucked even Wonga.com won't lend him busfare.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
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Cables make great wifi boosters
just run one from your router to your computers and the speed with be loads faster.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)
just run one from your router to your computers and the speed with be loads faster.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)
How big is the flat?
We bought a decent Wireless N Router for our 3 bed house and get full or nearly full signal in every room upstairs or down.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
We bought a decent Wireless N Router for our 3 bed house and get full or nearly full signal in every room upstairs or down.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
not taht big, but the signal needs to travel through the kitchen and chimney stack which seems to kill it
How hard is it to set up a new router? I have the one provided by talktalk
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
How hard is it to set up a new router? I have the one provided by talktalk
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Pretty easy
You need your talk talk username and password and a few router settings that I could give you if you decided to do this. I changed my talk talk router because its shit. It took a few minutes and you can take the oportunity to change your wireless network name to something lolwacky like "police surveillance van one"
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
You need your talk talk username and password and a few router settings that I could give you if you decided to do this. I changed my talk talk router because its shit. It took a few minutes and you can take the oportunity to change your wireless network name to something lolwacky like "police surveillance van one"
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
I bought a supposedly brand new unused router from ebay
when it arrived it had the SSID "Bukkakenet"
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
when it arrived it had the SSID "Bukkakenet"
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I shall do this, expect bumholes gazzes sometime in the next few days as payment for additional advice
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np
I'm still awaiting bumhole gazzes from swipey. Shes such a fucking liar.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I'm still awaiting bumhole gazzes from swipey. Shes such a fucking liar.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Mine has been more like grapeshot today.
Ten pints, no dinner = rusty water.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Ten pints, no dinner = rusty water.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
When I sat down the noise was like
I'd taken the lid off a box of racing pigeons.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I'd taken the lid off a box of racing pigeons.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Nah, I can go for days. I'm like some sort of turd camel.
The first dump after a period of abstinence is often a struggle. The second just sort of...flops out.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
The first dump after a period of abstinence is often a struggle. The second just sort of...flops out.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I went weeks without shitting when I was on teh massive drugs
Opiates bung you right up
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Opiates bung you right up
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
nah i usually go every day but i was busy last night, i'll just have extended fun bog time tonight
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
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These ones aren't bad, but quite temperamental when you're setting them up
Once they're set up, they run fine
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Once they're set up, they run fine
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
he comes here asking everyone's advice and when they all give reasonable, sensible, affordable suggestions
he throws it back in your face like a prick.
fuck him
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)
he throws it back in your face like a prick.
fuck him
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)
you shouldn't call people names when they're trying to help you
prick
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
prick
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
God I was forced in to several rounds of "I have never" by the same group of hot retards
If you don't know it. Someone says "I have never...." and says something they have never done (they can lie if they drink as well) and anyone around the table who has done it has to drink.
The only plus side was finding out Sally took it up the arse which was useful information about 6 months later at Reading Festival.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)
If you don't know it. Someone says "I have never...." and says something they have never done (they can lie if they drink as well) and anyone around the table who has done it has to drink.
The only plus side was finding out Sally took it up the arse which was useful information about 6 months later at Reading Festival.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I get bored of that, I've fucking done pretty much everything that people suggest
EDIT: See, this is more the type of answer I try to suggest as someone takes a swig of their drink for no reason. If nothing else, it provides a bit of amusement as they try desperately to deny it.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
EDIT: See, this is more the type of answer I try to suggest as someone takes a swig of their drink for no reason. If nothing else, it provides a bit of amusement as they try desperately to deny it.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Anally raped Gerry Adams whilst Queen Victoria's corpse was draped over your nose?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
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I think Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf are at a loose end at the moment
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
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I just got in to trouble because I said we should give the Faulklands to the argies.
Seems everyone in this office is well patriotic
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Seems everyone in this office is well patriotic
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I dunno what he's complaining about, eternal youth that guys got
He's not changed a bit in 30 years!
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
He's not changed a bit in 30 years!
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
As soon as Argentina gives Argentina back to the fucking Injuns then we should hand the Falklands back.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
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I think we should make them have them as a punishment
because the faulklands are fucking shit.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
because the faulklands are fucking shit.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
and as soon as Sean Penn gives New Mexico back to the Mexicans he can have a say
until then he can fuck right off
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
until then he can fuck right off
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
We should reclaim Hong Kong back from the Chinese.
The UK needs the money.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
The UK needs the money.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
All human life on earth should go back to Mesopotamia.
That's what I say.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
That's what I say.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
When the Argies give back Argieland to the Spanish
And the Spanish give back Dagoland to the Moors.
And Scotland give back Subjugatedland to us.
And the Faminewogs give back the trottedbogland to us.
And the Yanks fuck off and die.
And the old lady who swallowed a fly dies.
THAT'S when those beaneating motherfuckers can have back all those oil drilling licenses.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
And the Spanish give back Dagoland to the Moors.
And Scotland give back Subjugatedland to us.
And the Faminewogs give back the trottedbogland to us.
And the Yanks fuck off and die.
And the old lady who swallowed a fly dies.
THAT'S when those beaneating motherfuckers can have back all those oil drilling licenses.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
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