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Mental autocrats
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17990615
If you had absolute power, how would use abuse it?
alt: I would love to "build" my own house, what big lifetime ambitions do you have?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:23, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17990615
If you had absolute power, how would use abuse it?
alt: I would love to "build" my own house, what big lifetime ambitions do you have?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:23, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd ban Rory for a start.
Alt, to find out who has nicked our communal greenhouse.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Alt, to find out who has nicked our communal greenhouse.
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i heard he knocked the moon out just because he thought it was looking at him funny
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He hasn't been banned. He removed himself. ScaryDuck confirmed it.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
I'd enforce a policy that once someone has been told to DYAAKY more than 100 times, they have to do it.
This would never apply to me, of course.
Alt: I'd like to have kids, and raise them as well as my Dad raised me.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This would never apply to me, of course.
Alt: I'd like to have kids, and raise them as well as my Dad raised me.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Having kids isn't the part that I'm bothered about
I see far too many little shit kids around to not worry about how mine will grow up (obviously, I am jumping the gun a bit here).
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I see far too many little shit kids around to not worry about how mine will grow up (obviously, I am jumping the gun a bit here).
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
you'd have to create a similar environment to bring them up in
by murdering your partner shortly after she gave birth
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:31, Reply)
by murdering your partner shortly after she gave birth
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:31, Reply)
my gf built her own place, she's very precious about it
its like a palace of girly trinkets and useless cake-covered bunting and shit
women are shit
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:29, Reply)
its like a palace of girly trinkets and useless cake-covered bunting and shit
women are shit
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I'd go to the British Library and get the latest edition of the OED out.
Then I'd highlight all the rude words, and add a few of my own. Then put it back.
Alt: I'd get someone who knows what they are doing to build me a house.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Then I'd highlight all the rude words, and add a few of my own. Then put it back.
Alt: I'd get someone who knows what they are doing to build me a house.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I'd have an army of bodyguards to "off" anyone who pissed me off
Alt:
House building seems like a good plan. I'd quite like one of those mental timberframe ones from Germany in some kind of wooded setting, with a lake or river please Bob
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Alt:
House building seems like a good plan. I'd quite like one of those mental timberframe ones from Germany in some kind of wooded setting, with a lake or river please Bob
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Yeah
I want Monty to feel at home should he pop round. I even have stripy pyjamas
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I want Monty to feel at home should he pop round. I even have stripy pyjamas
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I made a bed out of scaffolding boards and tubing.
Does that count?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Does that count?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:46, Reply)
haha!
"Come in"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:53, Reply)
"Come in"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Nice and lightweight
Although I hope you don't have any wolves living too nearby
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Although I hope you don't have any wolves living too nearby
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)
i don't understand this bitterness about your lovely floorboards
proper floorboards are a thing of beauty. don't you listen to the haters.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
proper floorboards are a thing of beauty. don't you listen to the haters.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Pretty much my whole flat is stripped back to original floorboards
but that's because a) they used decent floorboards 100 years ago and b) I fucking hate my downstairs neighbours and want to keep them awake whilst simultaneously stealing their heat.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
but that's because a) they used decent floorboards 100 years ago and b) I fucking hate my downstairs neighbours and want to keep them awake whilst simultaneously stealing their heat.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I agree, however I can admit taht my original post did sound a little arrogant
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Alt: Spend six months in New York, then live on a farm in the South of France.
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I have it all planned out in my mind.
Need to find a suitable girl for the latter first though..
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Need to find a suitable girl for the latter first though..
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I just had to rock the vending machine back and forth to get my Lion Bar to drop
I would establish a ruthless secret organisation who would investigate such incidents and mete out bizarre and spectacular punishments for those deemed ultimately responsible.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I would establish a ruthless secret organisation who would investigate such incidents and mete out bizarre and spectacular punishments for those deemed ultimately responsible.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I hope your new boss didn't wander around the corner to see you trying to "steal" from the vending machine
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
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i had a white chocolate one of those the other day
disappointingly sickly
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
disappointingly sickly
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
cock ejaculate inside my arse the other night.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
awww
i was wondering when you and monty were going to get it onnnnnnn.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)
i was wondering when you and monty were going to get it onnnnnnn.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Our vending machine was stocked with fruit pastilles again last week
I forgot quite how fond of them I am.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
I forgot quite how fond of them I am.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
How about to be debt and ex free and to have mini-monty to come and live with you in a bigger house?
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I’d rather Europe was cleansed of the tide of scum which plagues it, with lebensraum for all right-thinking Aryan masters, thanks.
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i would have a couple of cunts tortured and shot
everyone else could have a holiday to celebrate my ascent to my rightful place.
i want to publish a novel and run a half marathon, if not a marathon.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
everyone else could have a holiday to celebrate my ascent to my rightful place.
i want to publish a novel and run a half marathon, if not a marathon.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
or you could train for one updating us ad nausium on your progress only to pull out at the last minute as you are "injured"
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This is an excellent plan
I ran 2 miles today. I'm building up for a marathon in... ummm... does September sound believable?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I ran 2 miles today. I'm building up for a marathon in... ummm... does September sound believable?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
hahaha
being as i currently run about 3 miles and then stop for fear of making my hair sweaty, you'll have a long wait.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)
being as i currently run about 3 miles and then stop for fear of making my hair sweaty, you'll have a long wait.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)
They're trying to get a whole team of people that either beat or rape women.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
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That rules out Downing, then
if he tried to hit a woman he'd miss by 10 yards.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)
if he tried to hit a woman he'd miss by 10 yards.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)
He got arrested for hitting his wife in January
he was trying to hit his mistress.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
he was trying to hit his mistress.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I actually care how England do now.
Now that they've got Hodgson, Lewington and Neville on board. If only to shut up all the people who wanted Redknapp as manager. Picking Downing hasn't really helped his cause though.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Now that they've got Hodgson, Lewington and Neville on board. If only to shut up all the people who wanted Redknapp as manager. Picking Downing hasn't really helped his cause though.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
He's gone a bit senile and thinks he's still picking WBA
"Oooh, I'd love to pick Rio but he's bound to be playing for Man U already"
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
"Oooh, I'd love to pick Rio but he's bound to be playing for Man U already"
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Who else could he have picked?
I'd only switch Glen Johnson with Richards - mostly because me and my housemates love the fact that Richards' thighs are the same size as me, and Adam Johnson over Downing. Downing is the only mental choice.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I'd only switch Glen Johnson with Richards - mostly because me and my housemates love the fact that Richards' thighs are the same size as me, and Adam Johnson over Downing. Downing is the only mental choice.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Well, except Terry, who is an even more mental choice than Downing.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Why?
I'm not looking for internetragelols, I genuinenly want to know.
To me, Terry is and has always been exactly everything that is wrong with English football and its fans. Those that value "bravery" and throwing themselves last ditch in front of shots over actually having any techincal ability, positional sense, speed and tackling ability in the first place.
For me, I'd take Ferdinand, injured, with only one leg, blindfolded, and drunk over Terry any day. Fuck, I'd take Anton Ferdinand over Terry.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I'm not looking for internetragelols, I genuinenly want to know.
To me, Terry is and has always been exactly everything that is wrong with English football and its fans. Those that value "bravery" and throwing themselves last ditch in front of shots over actually having any techincal ability, positional sense, speed and tackling ability in the first place.
For me, I'd take Ferdinand, injured, with only one leg, blindfolded, and drunk over Terry any day. Fuck, I'd take Anton Ferdinand over Terry.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I think his decision to go with Johnson over Richards is down to experience only
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
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Is there going to be much need for toilet-seat stealing experince in Polkraine?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
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I think having England ahead of Italy in the Euro 2012 betting is a bit wrong.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
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It's British bookmakers odds.
of course it's going to be stupid. Odds are based on the amount bet as well as the actual chances. Shitloads of money will be going on England so that shortens the odd.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
of course it's going to be stupid. Odds are based on the amount bet as well as the actual chances. Shitloads of money will be going on England so that shortens the odd.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
They were 2nd favourites to win the last World Cup.
Betting on England is a waste of time.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Betting on England is a waste of time.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
They're second favourite,
behind Spain. I'll have an each-way on Holland I think, 7/1.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
behind Spain. I'll have an each-way on Holland I think, 7/1.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I just had to lock my taskbar in windows.
Now I have "Rock the Kasbar" in my head
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Now I have "Rock the Kasbar" in my head
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
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