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New thread time as I can't see the poster of the previous one due to him being stood behind a dwarf.
Tonight I'm off to Donnington to enjoy a music festival for the next five days.
I have just bought some wet wipes and painkillers and my friend is bringing all the cider and beer in his caravan.
What else should I take?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:19,
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Wellys, toilet paper, binbags, fruit, suncream, waterproof trousers
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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I have waterproof trousers with me
and I don't think I'm going to need sunscreen.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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You'll be suprised, being in the sun all day even if it's overcast can get you sunburnt.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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true shut in advice here
'it burns our skinses'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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see, this is why nobody should EVER call you a bent spastic
i am laughing a lot
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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It's going to be raining.
You can't get sunburnt in the rain.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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people who play 6 hour computer game marathons can
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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I doubt it'll be raining all day every day, better to take it and not need it than pay £15 for a small bottle there.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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Alright, fucking hell mum, you don't have to keep banging on about it.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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SORRY FOR NOT WANTING YOU TO GET CANCER!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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buttplug, in case your stuck at the front and need a poo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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Ok I'm looking at your new thread, now what?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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Try to say something funny and/or interesting.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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see above
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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A walkman, a book, the number of a decent hotel,
and a fatal overdose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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Should I take a belt and a tangerine?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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are you a tory?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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I'm not a cunt like you.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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but you are a cunt?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:34,
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No, I'm not like you. I just said that.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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No, you said that you are not a cun t like me
therefore you are quite possibly a differnet kind of cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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Yes, and a bottle of amyl nitrate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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Poppers are actually good at festivals,
keeps you warm if you're stood in the rain.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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Worst drug ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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This
the closest thing I achieved to any sort of euphoria was a headache. Which, I must say, is really not that fucking close to euphoria at all.
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berk, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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Salvia was the worst I've ever tried.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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Ketamine is also dreadful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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Never tried it, from what I've seen of people on it, I think it's too hardcore for me.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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Both times I tried it I took way too much and was literally paralysed.
Could only move my eyes. Not nice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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my saliva isn't a drug!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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Salvia - Fucking hell I remember that shit...
I was fortunate to do it when surrounded by people who could support me* as I monged helplessly about.
*Laugh uncontrollably and film me on their mobiles
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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i did a popper once, felt like i was dying of a heart attack
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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Toilet roll, unless wet wipes are used for that purpose too
Sun cream is a good idea as well, just in case.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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What chompy said + gaffa tape
Gaffa tape + binbags lets you fix/make tents/clothing etc.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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the number of the nearest decent hotel
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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In your own time dear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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stupid work getting in the way
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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work gunt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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hey
i'm not your missus
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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her gunt is beeuuuaatefal
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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i bet you love to lift it up and lick the sweat from underneath
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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not to mention my own stilll moist sputum
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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i am so not clicking this
i know it's a picture of a fucking monstrous wall-eyed rabbit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:34,
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my mama's dog looks like a rabbit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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If you hover over the link, it displays what it's actually connecting to at the bottom of your window
You'll see that is actually a hotel.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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sword, cloak
jaffa cakes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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Man, festivals would be soo much cooler if swords were allowed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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yes
that's why larp exists. The only downside then is that you have to provide your own music
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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Jaffa Cakes are vile
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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Get the fuck off the internet.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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Fuck right off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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it's alright for AA to be wrong about things, he wasn't brought up properly
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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he was only half brought up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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you shouldn't really provoke him, he's the norman bates of the internet
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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Money, wellies, an umbrella, imodium and of course, your ticket.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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Passport, money and a plane ticket to somewhere that isn't Donnington.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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I wonder how many varients of the "go somewhere else" joke we can do
I Would love to go personally
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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I actually have no idea what festival it is, I'm just assuming it's something I wouldn't like because it's Donnington
so I'm guessing at a 'Monsters of Rock' type thing.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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Download innit.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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Are Black Sabbath still playing?
I thought Townai Ioamm-aye was gravely ill.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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I think they caught it early, or something like that
No Bill Ward though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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He's not aged well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:00,
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None of them have, really
Bruce Dickinson seems to be one of the few in that genre that has.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:01,
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his balls haven't even dropped
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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He is the worst LARP Simpson's tie cunt on earth.
I bet you five million quid he 'follows' Terry Pratchett on 'Twitter'.
He hasn't aged well unless he's developed an entirely different personality from the one he used to have, he's a total knob.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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If you say so
https://twitter.com/#!/brucedickinson_/following
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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Neither have you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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Yeah, not my thing at all.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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Needs MOAR carpenters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:00,
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I've just found out I can park next to my tent so I will be bringing EVERYTHING!!!!
I may bring stuff I don't need just for shits and giggles.
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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here is al's answer
don't take anything.
skank it off BGB.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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I can't do skank.
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:41,
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cos ur one!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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LoL
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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i hope i'm not the only one here who is glad you didn't kill yourself
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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It was touch and go for a while Quentin.
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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i don't want to hear about your masterbation habits
i'm more interested in bob's
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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He'll be rummaging round her spent knickers for pubes to stick on his head
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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you have actually excelled yourself with the grossness of this image
well done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:48,
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He'll be the coolest kid in the moshpit
when it rains he'll even get clotted bits of blood running off his newly acquired wig
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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....'Spent pubes'....
That's assuming there's been no pre-download trimming! It's very rare one comes across (fnaar) a 'Full Judith' nowadays.
So I'm told.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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He's not allowed on the posh camping bit.
So won't get access to my spent knickers.
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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There'll be lots of people like totally wasted, play your cards right and you could have a busy tent most nights
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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I'm planning on fitting a revolving door.
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Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:52,
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I spilt scalding hot coffee on my hand this morning becasue of a revolving dfoor :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:54,
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HAHA!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:55,
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I'm gonna tell Andrew how mean you're beng today and he is coming come opver here
and kick your internet arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:56,
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clicking this you spastic.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:56,
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Oh man, I'm gonna be on the popular page!!
*ticks off bucket list*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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it's gonna be wet
and i'm still gonna love EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT. hard.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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I hope you don't drown
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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so do i
unless it's in booze. then it's okay. coas i'm cool, brah.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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slightly jealous
I want to go to a festival!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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i'm doing download
and boomtown fair this year.
the rest can get fucked.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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A fine bottle of Screaming Eagle...
After Eights.
Cornish Pasties.
Tenacious D underpants.
Then you're done - and I'm jealous.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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A pair of pants with a fat and a bald cunt in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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It's like they were modelled on my life.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:07,
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I could've gone to see the D at Brixton tonight...or on Sunday...
But my boss said I wasn't allowed to take any time off because I have some fuckfacing budget to do!
I hate my life
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15,
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Your boss has done you a massive favour
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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Saved me a few quid certainly...
But I do happen to think TD are quite excellent.
*chooses to forget about movie*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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Exactly!...
I don't need pants to acieve that goal - same thing applies to whatever I wear
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:07,
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I wish it were lunchtime.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:11,
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Agreed...
I'm going to the pub to top myself up from last night.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:13,
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Running low on spunk already?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15,
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NEVER!...
I'm perpetually like a billposter's bucket.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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I cannot drink and work. I simply cannot do it.
Plus my piss smells fucking weird after the drinking from the weekend.
I think it's time for a few days off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15,
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Poofter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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were you drinking asparagus wine?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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or piss?...
Then again, I suppose your piss wouldn't smell funny if you had just been drinking more piss. Maybe someone else's?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:18,
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or sugar puffs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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when malc's here tricky usuallyasks him about lunch before 9.30
fat prick
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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gunt punch him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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if i could find it i would
he's suited and booted today, must be due in court
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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