Hey everyone! Hey, over here! Yeah, over here! That's right!
So, this whole things getting a bit tired and repetitive so let's not bother trying to mix it up at all and keep wheeling out the same old tired threads talking about how funny it is that Monty is a drug addled homeless pauper, Swipe is a big fat desperate sweaty mess who lusts after homosexuals, Barry is a thieving scumbag and Naked Ape is a spastic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:40, 99 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Do you listen to the tallest man on earth at all?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)

What?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I remeber you saying you liked a bit of folk and James Vincent McMorrow who is excellent
"The tallest Man on Earth" is a folk singer, thought you might like him.

sputnikmusic.com/bands/The-Tallest-Man-on-Earth/9596/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

SHIT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Your face is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Never heard of them before, but I will check it out.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

don't listen to that musical dinosuar Monty prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I have never once paid even the slightest bit of attention to that musical dinosaur Monty prick

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Does this mean I'm no longer a spastic?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I'm afraid not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

ah well, maybe next year

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

On another note - anyone here know anything about copyright?
I'd like to protect a product design I've been developing but I can't patent it.
Any ideas?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

shove it up your cock end and shit out a prototype

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

why can't you patent it?
Copyright doesn't work for products as such, at least in the sense I think you mean. Copyright protects the reproduction of a creative form.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Because it's a shit idea and he doesn't want to get laughed at.
Also, he stole it from someone else.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I bet he stole it from TRL
he's always making awesome stuff and not at all tacky stained glass stuff.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I heard he was so sexy when he was making stained glass stuff that loads of women threw themselves on his blow torch and died horribly.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

but did they die before or after he arrived at the ex hooker's house?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

A couple died straight away
one hung on for about 4 days but he had just heaved her into a ditch and left her so it was pretty unpleasant.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

It's the PERFECT glass for throwing a cat through.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Several reasons for not patenting
Each part of the thing/system I've developed is well-known so, the 'prior art' portion of patent law is immediately deployed. I could get over this bit with £25k to argue it in court and I'm not sure I'd win, not because I think I'm wrong but those that would oppose the patent are multinationals - better lawyers and bottomless pockets.
I'm looking at the same sort of protection that Novax got for their 'Fanned fret' idea - there were loads of 'prior art' arguments but they still managed to get protection which meant they could charge royalties to everyone using the system.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)

That's still a patent not copyright.
And I'm afraid it doesn't matter who you're up against, it'll cost you tens to hundreds of thousands to produce and defend a patent IF the thing you've protected is actually worth anything. It's thousands just to even submit one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)

And I'm a bigot. Please don't forget that one.
Does Swipe go after benders? Why?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I missed the whole you being a bigot thing
Details please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

he hates teh gays, so you'd better watch out
you'd better not dcry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I decried militant Islam.
So I'm a racist. even though Islam is a religion, not a race.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

That's not the case is it though.
I was quite comprehensive of my take down of you, I provided quotes and everything.

I'm not going to search for it now though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Do you mean this?:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1382754#post1382770
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Jesus Christ that's two minutes of my life I can't ever get back.
That said if I was able to have it back, but had to read that again, I wouldn't want it anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

That's what Lusty said after your last "performance"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

What would you do instead?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Try and get it up again.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

His poor druggled drenis.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Yes I do.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I'll decry him all I want
I've heard he's never even been to Jobraith
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I've got coffee to wake me up, but I need a shit and it might move things along to quickly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

HAHAHA AL IS FAT AND BALD!!!!
*something about gardening and DIY*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I weeded my veggie plot on tuesday.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

YAY I'M NO LONGER CONSIDERED A FLOUNCING MARDY BENDER

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1655110
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Yes you are.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

HULK SAD

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

SAD FABULOUS!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

No-one looks fabulous in green. Or grey.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

What about brown and purple?
Always a winning combination, I've found.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

You mean like Cristiano Ronaldo?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

CUNT!
Sorry, it's developed into a Pavlovian response now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Frankly if it hadn't I'd be worried for your ability to respond to stimuli at all

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Bollocks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

oh look, it's Prince Phillip.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I actually do fuck oven gloves

( Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Who doesn't, PJ.
Who doesn't. Filthy mitteny sluts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

it's the bacon smell that does it for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

DEFCON WOMBLE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I mislaid one of my oven gloves on Monday
and I thought of you.

Then I found it on the microwave so I assumed it wasn't you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Woh Wohlfarth Wohlfarth wooohhhhhhh there
How can you misplace one out of two oven gloves when they're always connected.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Some are separate mitts

( Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)

They aren't connected
They are happy to go their separate ways when they choose, only coming back together when something important is required.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)

That fucking frigid bitch microwave
Apparently there's no backdoor access. Not like glovey where if I'm bored of one mitt I can have a go up the wrongun
( Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I am slightly sporty and not actually bovine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I'm not really a Bob Dylan song.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

YES YOU ARE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

It ain't him, babe.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

explain

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)

there was a Bob Dylan song called 'It ain't me, babe'.
I made a rather witty pun on said song title.

Why do I feel I'm wasted on you lot today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)

because you know bob dylan songs
and NOBODY likes bob dylan, not even Bob Dylan
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)

because you're wasted on us every day, sweetheart.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)

It ain't no use t'sit and wonder why, babe.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I thought it was fucking funny.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)

i thought you were calling me babe, i felt very uncomfortable

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Uncomfortable in your trousers?
I have that effect on a lot of men.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

oh god i feel ill
somebody make it stop, i feel like swipes gay boyfriend :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)

It's the same mistake we all make.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)

waht's the of this?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

EXACTLY!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

WITH A FLESHLIGHT!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Oh good.
Then I shan't mention anything about latent predatory homosexuals trying to break up couples who are totally engaged.

Having said that, I do enjoy the kind of rugby club locker room badinage that goes on in here. I'd hate to see the place turned into a christian science reading room or something. You bunch of unutterable flidcunts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

whats this about darth breaking up couples?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Latent?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

no, its just the way i'm standing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

He's not latent.
He's fully developed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

this didn't answer the question, i'm furious

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

How furious exactly?
On a scale of one to battered?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)

4.6 knocked over chairs on the battered scale

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Infant school chairs?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)

i didn't know they could breed!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Al?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

No, I'm b3th.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Cavy?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Zowie!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Hahaha

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I'm actually full of the joys of spring.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Bit late in the middle of summer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Don't listen to the nasty man, Blousie.
He's just upset because he's not really a Bob Dylan song.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

YES HE IS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)

So what will we do instead, cos this is shit

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Let's all pretend to be someone else!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)

If ever there were an option you should look into, this is it

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:39, Reply)