Good Morning
Did you have a nice weekend?

What this this week likely to hold in store?

Alt. Your last weekend away.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 7:53, 153 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Great weekend, thanks.
Had a remarkably chilled-out Saturday, mooching around guitar shops and then a couple of hours in the afternoon attempting the crossword in the pub. The day was toppd-off by a steak dinner at my G/F's place. Sunday was Twang club until 6 & then a home-cooked Chinese meal. Life doesn't get much better
This week is work (boo hiss) interspersed with buying some guitar-making tools(hooray) and shopping for suits (hooray).

Alt: Last weekend away was at my Bro's for his birthday. Good company, fine food and excellent music.

Now, Where's that croissant?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:10, Reply)

I wasn't able to build my new garden shed due to the weather, so did fuck all apart from laugh that Murray lost ha ha.
Alt: Edinburgh for the double bank holiday. Nice and quiet with very little royal rubbish taking place.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:16, Reply)

Tell me more about this shed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)

we demand to know more about the shed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)

It's a Wendy House but Battered
Will try selling it to you as a huge mansion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Palace of Versailles.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

It is insulated with discarded pairs of waterproof trousers, brand as yet unspecified,
but quite possibly the excellent value 'Peter Storm'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)

The shed is 8' x 6', made from tongue & groove and will have power for a beer fridge. Our wifi reaches where it will be.
I view it as an acceptance of my middle age and a place of sanctuary.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

an acceptance of my middle age and a place of sanctuary somewhere to go and masturbate in peace
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Same thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Good day to you.
Highs and lows this weekend, caught up with a very dear chum, got rat-arsed, had much fun with kid at Victoria Park, went out for pizza with Lusty, bought more herbs for the kitchen windowsill and....didn't have the promised meeting with ex so that's now 'this week', according to Jimmy Hill's World of Facts.com, in association with the Chinny Reck-on Society of which my ex is a patron.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:21, Reply)

What did you have on your pizza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Double spicy sausage, jalapenos, olives, the chef's spunk.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)

A sloppy Joe?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)

No, sloppy Joe was the last bloke he pulled in Chariots.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Chariots?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Male sauna in East London. Apparently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Morning Jeff
My weekend was rather good thanks, although more than a little expensive.

Friday - Headed straight from work to the train station to head to Chester. Got to Chester, met one brother for a pint and some food. After that, got picked up by another, headed back to the hostel, got changed, headed out to meet the rest of the group. Drank a lot, had a cracking laugh, fell into bed around 3am.

Saturday - Up early, played a couple of hours of football, watched the cricket, showered, got dressed, headed out for a chinese (which was fan-fucking-tastic) and went out for the evening. Unfortunately, I wasn't feeling too great after the food, and after trying to grin and bear it for a while, I ended up heading back to the hostel at about 1am, as I just wasn't enjoying the night.

Yesterday - Up early, checked out, struggled home, due to being extremely stiff from the previous days football. Watched the Grand Prix, pretended to watch the tennis, saw a couple of friends, watched some shitty films, went to bed.

All in all, a rather good (but expensive) weekend.

This week contains fuck all, I hope.

Alt: I've just told you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Tell us more about these Prix and what it is that made them so Grand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Also, when you say 'shitty films'....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I watched Alien Vs Predator last night.
But last week I watched The Godfather Part 2.

Checks and balances, innit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)

xXx, and Alien Vs Predator
Good fun, but terrible films.

In unrelated news, this has just made me chuckle.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)

At last, someone who gets what I was implying...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Who do you think I am, Kroney?!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Bud Flanagan's classic sitcom themezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I never knew who sang that
Thank you for educating me in this manner.

You cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Saturday went round to the parents' for me old ma's birthday. Which was nice.
Then yesterday went into London with a friend to go see an exhibition at the V&A. Went out for drinks afterwards, which was nice. Missed the last tube, which wasn't. Friend was stranded, so offered them a stay at mine and a lift in next day. Cab to Paddington, walk back tot he flat and about four hours sleep before getting them in with time to get to work.

I now have a huge bucket of coffee, which isn't any benefit at all and I'm fighting off a powerful urge to close my eyes.

This week I will mostly be doing nothing, due to spending over a tun yesterday.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Morning Jeff and all.
My weekend consisted of looking after the wife who's been ill over the weekend and picking up and dropping of my son to various places. So nothing that exciting.
Ernest Borgnine has kicked the bucket aged 95 should I find my old DVD “Escape from New York” or download some airwolf to remember him?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Just watch Spongebob, he voiced 'Mermaid Man'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Morning Mont's
My son was to old for spongebob, instead he watched "the grim adventures of billy and mandy" which is still excellent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)

That's a good cartoon, as is the excellent Robot Boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Alternatively
Download The Posseidon Poseiddon Posiedon one where he's on the upside down ship.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Good morning Mr Dogfucker.
Yes thanks, nothing special, just pubbed it Friday and Saturday. I've a busy week coming up, doing a shoot at the Tranny Festival here, and also at Stickittoms, a drum charity thing.
Alt, sea fishing from the East Coast. Basically an excuse for all day drinking.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Good morning.
It was alright, I s'pose.
This week is likely to hold work, rehearsing for a gig, mixing recordings and drinking alcohol.

Alt: Went to Borth the weekend of Jeffstock and swam in the freezing cold Irish Sea.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Fairly but knackering
Friday had excellent steak, Saturday made some bread and some rice krispie cakes with the kids then off to the horror of Ikea.

Ran out of gin on Saturday - not good. Have resorted to Southern Comfort of which I'm not overly fond.

Alt:
Last weekend away was my honeymoon *sobs* I am off to York soon though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I'd have raided the cleaning cupboard for something better before I drank the Southern Comfort.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)

This had been noted
I had that, whiskey (which I hate) or Archers

Drink FAIL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I see what your problem is here
You appear to have the drinks cabinet of a group of women on a hen night.
Sportscow is a Lambrini girl.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Sportscow has drunk all the good stuff
My Hendricks gin finally ran out. I am on a beer/wine/spirits run at the weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Southern Comfort is repulsive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

The only time I would disagree with it was finding a full bottle in a hedge at the Leeds festival
after running out of beers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Ikea fun


My daughter is on the other side of that box
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Oxymoron
Ikea is not fun. Ikea is for complaining and moaning and generally dragging your heels and letting it be known that you would rather be doing anything else than be there. Loudly.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)

You think I didn't do this?
I could hardly change gear as 1st and 2nd were slightly obscured
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)

What's this friends activity shit that's appeared at the top of the page? Are they trying to turn this in to fucking Facebook? Wankers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)

That's been there for about two years, Sherlock

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

What, 'friends activity'?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Yep.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

'Bends activity' more like!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I don't see the point in it myself, I can already see what you cunts are doing
In fact, it's way older than two years. I have/had Kaol on mine. Battered is such a spastic :(
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

GOD WHAT A FUCKING FLID.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

That's been there for fucking ages
See? - b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post291651#post292020
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

It's shit. I don't care what any of you like. You're all cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

someone's obviously only just been brave enough to 'friend' him
:/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Certainly seems that way!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

It's been there for ages IDIOT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

That's a bit rich coming from OT's very own Joey Deacon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Perhaps, but I can at least see things right in front of my face 'Stevie'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Isn't it at the top of the screen though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Hahha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Fucking brilliant!
*click*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Only just appeared in the type of browser I use. Which is called Terra fact fans.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Terra gnoma?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Bus wankers
Half an hour, half a bloody hour I had to wait.

Weekend was alright, not special.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

cars = :D

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Wife has mine today, what a bitch eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Tell her to get her own fucking car.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Half an hour?
In Cornwall none of the buses run more than twice an hour anyway, if you're lucky one turns up 10 minutes late. If you're unlucky it turns up 10 minutes early and doesn't wait.
( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

But I live in civilization

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

It appears not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

fair comment i was in Brentford

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

We had a couple of fucking Emmets coming down 'ere this weekend
Using our beaches, nickin' our waves! HERE! Maybe if they had been at Wimbledon instead Tim might have done better
( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

what sort of 30 year old prick goes fucken BODYBOARDING??!
OVER-PRIVILEGED, BALDING SHIT CUNTS, I'M GONNA FUCKEN RAPE THEIR EYES THE RPICKS FUCK EM FUCK THIS FUCKEN SHIT

REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

You may remember me saying I'd a load of dance records at my house which I promised to help value.
Chap said I could keep them last night, isn't that nice?

I've removed the 1988 acid records which I want, and now have about 150 tedious techno records to my name, does anyone want them?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

No

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

YES PLEASE¡

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

OK NO PROBLEM!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Can I play them on my iPod?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I wouldn't recommend it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

What would be your top recommendation for Monday morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)

DYAAKY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I thougt this might be the case

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Top recommendations would be:
Coffee
Bacon
Wank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Coffee yes, bacon no more likely shreddies, wank of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat, scatman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)

How exactly is he supposed to kill himself with those three?
It'll take AGES and quite frankly I can't wait that long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Shove bacon sarnie down throat, have dangerwank
Pour coffee over face at vinegar strokes, leading to sharp intake of breath and death due to bacon related blockage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Stranglewank, ground glass in the coffee and stranglebacon as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

stranglebacon FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Can you not flog them on eBay or something?
Free MONEYS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I may sell them as a job lot to some poor cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Gumtree or loot are your best bet, avoids postage as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

He should sell them to Dozy, he'll lap that shit up
They'll look well good next to his Scooter and Vengaboys LPs
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I don't play techno, soz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Good thinking, Nakey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Got any 2 Unlimited?

( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

No no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Gareth Gate's less successzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I went to my best freinds wedding
It was on a Navy Base, Double Glenlivet was 2 quid I came home a tad pissed.

This week I am taking my daughter to her taster day at school.

My last weekend away was before the kids were born and was probably something lame like reading festival.
( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

What sort of wedding doesn't have a free bar? A Chav one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Are you fucking kidding?
That could add about £5000-£10000 onto the cost
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I have only ever been to one wedding with a free bar
I certainly didn't have one. We stuck about 20 bottles each of white and red on the tables and if they wanted anything else they bought it themselves or charged it to DamnUppityPrimates room.
( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

We had a free bar at ours and most of the weddings I've been to have had one too. Thought it was normal practice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I wouldn't say so
I've been to one wedding where it was free all day and the couple were millionaires. Apart from that, buy your own after the table wine has gone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I have only been to one wedding with a pay bar
I spat in the bartenders face in digust, pissed on the bides dress and shat on tnh cake, just so that they understood my displeasure
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

It was your wedding, wasn't it?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Are you very rich?
Our wedding cost us 12 Grand without a free bar.
( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

My wife's father paid for the wedding. I have no idea what it cost.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AHo2pXO_XAI#t=9s
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Ha ha. They are. Not me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I'd say at a wild guess the parents in law picked up the tab

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I GET THE PRIZE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Mine was paid for by the bride's fatehr with some input from mine
I do know how much it cost and it was astonishing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

We paid for our wedding

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

bad times, if I'd had to do that I would have eloped
Engagement ring and Honeymonn cost enough on their own
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Our wedding cost £8k and the engagement ring £1.2k
/cheapskate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah but up north that's like a million poonds

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Ahh naar man!
Our compensation for the horse-related incident paid for our wedding
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Everyone's a winna!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I sold any vinyl that I had that was worth more than £50
The singles went for more than the albums. Had to post loads to Australia for some reason.
( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I know of one person who spent £200,000 on theirs. What a waste.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

that really is stupid, unless of course they are multi millionaires then why the hell not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

He is loaded. Hedge fund trader.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

hedge fund toilet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Good morning. This week involves moving back to Bristol for the rest of summer and looking for a new place
In the shittest country on earth. Wales is bent.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I moved a shed!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Oh man, there is so much shed excitement in this thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Action shot
a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/479943_10150889484606750_47633167_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

the fat angry man is looking at your shoes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Ha, "what kind a poof shoes are they"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

there must be shit on them
it's the only possible explanation
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

maybe chompy hd had a rectal prolapse due to the effort of lifting the shed
and shit had started to leak out of the bottom of his Marks and Spencer's jeans
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Suprisingly light as sheds go.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

no base I'm guessing
So what were you actually up to?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

THere was a base but it was ribbed and then boarded rather than solid.
My friends just got an allotment and bought a shed of another person there Needed to move the shed from one part of it to the other.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

This is a rock and roll lifestyle.
Sheds, a female bottom, jeans shit...it has it all.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Later I went to cafe rouge and had a steak sandwich.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Any good?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Yeah, pretty good.
simple quick less than a tenner.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)

sheds be light niggah

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

maybe he is hungry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

is that lady holding her bottom on?
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

She's "supervising"

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

her bottom?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

maybe she had had a rectal prolapse due to the effort of lifting the shed
and shit had started to leak out of the bottom and she was trying to hold it in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

pink sock!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Any more pics of the ladies bottom?

( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Plenty, but not for you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

How about pictures of your shoes?

( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)