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That thread was shit.If you could live someone else's life for a day who would you choose?
They have to be
a) a real person and
b) alive today
Alt: ur bent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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I choose Foggsy or Gonz so I could get PROPER wasted.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:47,
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i would find it interesting to try being a blokemaybe the dalai lama or the pope, so i could do something totally ungodly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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What?I'm finally happy with my own and now you're telling me I have to choose someone else's? Fuck you Boyce.
I suppose I'd choose PD or Battered and spend the day running underneath stuff. Tables, people, cars etc.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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You could find out what's *really* at the end of rainbows.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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You'll have to keep runningor they'll get yer Lucky Stars
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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Aha. Aha. Aha.Please pass me some tape to stick my sides back together. I think they've just split.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:53,
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Sometimes I think I'm the only person who takes these questions seriously :((, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I'd be Nakers and, in an act of selfless altruism, I would hack my own head off with a rusty penknife.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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ManiSo I could play bass like him and be on holiday from Primal Scream.
Edit- or Sian Williams, for diddling purposes.
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Bono. Then I'd do the world a huge favour and kill myself.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:52,
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I watched Quadrophenia the other day, I forgot she was in it.She played a really annoying spastic incredibly well. Amazing really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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Haha she was never concerned about being typecast.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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You'll love this I'm sure.www.toyahwillcox.com/blog.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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I'd like to be James DysonI'd invent loads of cool things that blow and suck.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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mani want one of his handdryers for my bathroom SO BADLY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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We have them at work, they soon lose their excitement factor(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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Is it just meThat wants to try drying their bollocks in one of those dyson hand dryers?
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Me too, and one of those futuristic fans.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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I find them cool, because I understand how they work(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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I think they will cool you down whether you understand how they work or not.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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I have a rough idea, though I don't truly *understand* itI couldn't explain it to someone else accurately.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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It works like this.Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahturnitonanditworks.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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blogs.howstuffworks.com/2009/10/14/invention-the-bladeless-dyson-fan/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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I'd be Poppet, then I would release the Bert Files, get drunk, masturbate on the internet and bully everyone.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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wow you're young aren't you, i like teenage breasts, i'm scottish and i live in dundee and i like how young you are and i bet we've got loads in common(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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I'd totally encourage this sort of thingBut pretend to be all shocked and disgusted about it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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I'd be Tony bLIAR and admit I invaded Irag "for the lolz"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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irag?Apple's products are starting to stretch credibility since Steve popped it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Isn't it fermented mare's milk?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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coming to a school near somebody very soon(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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i hope nobody reports him to to the teacher trainer college in Newport that he currently attends(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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Still have it, although the backpack ended up full of vomit outside kickers.
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Serious answerObama - just to find out loads of secret stuff and do Michelle up the arse.
Not-quite-as-serious
Mr Susanna Reid
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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Both your serious and non-serious involve having sex with famous women though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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Russell Brand - Kill myselfFred Phelps - Kill my family, then myself.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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Why do I associate that name with This Morning's weatherman?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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Nicolas Cage so I could sign some sort of oath saying I'd never act again(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Same, but I've also seen that sceneStill not entirely sure how they managed to surpass the original in fucked-up-ness
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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It was so strange. Al said to watch the remake but I don't think I can be arsed.
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But you were nice about me! You have to do what I say now, that's how it works!(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
It was for the greater good, I still don't like you dude. Sozzes x
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That's so hurtfulafter all I've been through in the last couple of weeks.
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If you listen long enough someone will say somethign you don't like, as long as you're cool with yourself, that'll do.
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He gets more like the buddha every day(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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when quentin's not here for a few minutescould somebody please ask 'where's quentin?'
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Or maybe "Why's quentin?"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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I've put it in my sig, so I'm always asking it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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He was here a minute ago, I'm sure.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Just wondering as to the whereabouts of old Q-Dogg(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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Seriously, where the fuck is Quentin?he hasn't gone out for KFC has he?
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OMG!Quick call your boyfriend in england and get him to phone the police and confess to being a transcontinental nonce!
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If you're lucky Chompy will still be able to meet him next week and enquire how his week was.(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
What was worse was that despite having gone through all that, he was still quite dull.To be honest, that's probably why he did it in the first place.
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Himjim had a suicide attempt, the next weekend there was a bash, I didn't really know who he was and had never met him before and I as part of the "oh hi, what's your name" small talk bollocks I said "so have you had a good week" and then I realised who he was and was all embarrassed :(
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He should have just made his own burger.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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so this user sent me a suicide note.I posted here asking if anyone knew how to get hold of him, meanwhile contacting cr3 and an english b3tan who lived sort of nearish blah blah, people took the piss and said he'd just gone for KFC. Long story short, rozzers arrived to cut him down from the rafters just in time. He turned up at the bash that was on the next week, and Chompy had no idea who he was, and asked him about how his week had been.
Took me a long time to be able to laugh about any of it, but now it's been long enough that I can see the funny side.
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Apeloverage could write a book about this.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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I heard he did.He publicised it by going around suicide prevention programs and telling people how funny it was. He's really good an picking his audience.
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are you helping him in his endeavours?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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Hey, I'm backis Quentin here yet?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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that was literally the best thing to come back to on here for me EVER(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
the shouty caps reveal that you DID CAREA LOT. YOU CARED A LOT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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I was on the verge of tearsbut if I pretend I didn't, it might hurt him into never leaving me again :(
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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seeOMG OMG OMG WHERE IS QUENTIN, I CAN'T COPE
HELP ME SWIPE HELP ME PLEASE
(Kroney Through chaos and riots, Tue 10 Jul, 15:21, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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Now hit him in the face with an iron because you love him so much.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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Do you ever feel like a great big phony, Kroney?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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Hardly ever.I have absolutely no sense of self-consciousness or irony. I think I'm fucking great.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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This thread's a load of pony, isn't it, Kroney?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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Want to meet up next week for an ice-cold Peroni, Kroney?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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YOU TREAT THIS PLACE LIKE A HOTEL.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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It's martin with a blue rinse(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:57,
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still at least he isn't a steampunk(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:58,
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between that and his wanker waistcoats that he wears with jeans there just is no hope for that kid(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:58,
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your martins mate, can you explain why he got upset with that photo, which is pretty disguised, when he's got a load in his profile, including people who'd probably prefer not to be shown on this site(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:00,
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it's these inconsistencies that take all credibility away from posters(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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Bobby is consistantly shit, if that helps at all?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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He wanted a photo so I got him one! you're never fucking happy are you!
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What photo? i can't see a photo anywhere(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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IT WAS MARTIN WITH A BLUE RINSE AND COVERED IN COCKSSO A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT FOR HIM
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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I dunno about moon, it's pretty furry and cute.I just want to pick it up and cuddle it.
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Who said I'd hold it with my hands?I have a photo at home of my kitten curled up on my boobs.
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This was from long before the boyfriend. Back in january, when the kitten was tiny.
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no i meant cos you seem to be after some boob attention these last 2 days(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Have not seen him since saturday due to him being out of town. and I freely admit I am missing the attention he gives me.
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!i wuv you and your boobies r awesum and i totally got turned on by your wanking comments omigod your so sexee
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what's all this fingers and lube thinghow many fingers have you managed to fit up your arse?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:38,
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THE SIZE IS PERFECT, IVE CLICKED FOR IT TO GO ON THE POPULAR PAGE TOO(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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And I've gone and ruined the momentI'm sucha romantic clutz Q!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:03,
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wait til i've got his trousers off, i'll upload photos all over the shop(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I'd definitely pick someone rich Then I would party like crazy, but who to pick?
Proper foxy female, Amanda Seyfried maybe.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:11,
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this almost rhymesrich / pick
crazy / maybe
You're a sophisticated word mistress, K.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:17,
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I've never heard the original songbut I have heard about 50 seconds of the cookie monster version
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:54,
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