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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well that thread was shit.GOOD THING/BAD THING THREAD.
Tell the class one good thing, and one bad thing. Anything at all, something about you, your life....or things unrelated to either.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Good thing the air conditioning unit in my office Bad thing the phone will not stop ringing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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It will if you answer it.Top tip from me, no charge for that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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Thanks, the voice of reason strikes again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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Stick your candle up your ringpiece.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:01,
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Take yourself out for an anniversary dinner(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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OK:Good thing: Lord Finesse and DJ Mike Smooth's 'Funky Technician'
Bad thing: It's unlikely that I shall see my fabulous kid now until mid August.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:59,
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That is indeed a bad thing.I hope by then she hasn't got a fake tan and a vajazzle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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When I picked her up for her birthdayshe was wearing HEELS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Seriously?Heels for a four year old? That's fucking batshit. Get that kid round Clarks for some Startrites.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:13,
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Hold on a secBy the standard chav deviation table, she's bang on course for having her first kid at 6. Gotta get the benefits, innit.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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In fairness she spends most of her time in Clarks, Kickers or Adidas.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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Good thing, in 3 weeks you'll be without me for 5 days.Bad thing, in 3 weeks you'll be without me for 5 days.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:00,
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That's two good things, play fair.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:01,
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In a field near Derby, so whilst not entirely out of range, I'll be trying to keep my phone goingSo no internet.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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Bad: mildly hungover and very hungry
Good: place nearby does an excellent eggs benedict and I will be going there in a short while.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:01,
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Good Thing:Worryingly today I cannot think of one.
Bad Thing:
Broken phone + tiredness
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:03,
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Your heart hasn't stopped yet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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Good thing: I'm going on holiday on SaturdayBad thing: I'll be spending the day travelling on trains with two six year olds, a three year old and a six month old baby.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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Ooh bugger!Best of luck with that! a whole day on trains? I'd break out the rohypnol and treat them as luggage.
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Yeah cheers.Since that unfortunate business with the McCanns, drugging your kids seems to have fallen out of fashion.
/mumsnetthread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Whereabouts?We used to go there a fair bit when I were a lad.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:10,
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Course you did, you're from there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Près de St BrieucL'editer: Ici - https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=treguidel+france&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x4811f9884e3662a5:0x793e7a56be77ee3d,Tr%C3%A9guidel,+France&gl=uk&ei=XM8HUMO4JOKb0QWnmODDBA&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ8gEwAA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:13,
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That was the general vicinity of our holidays.Lovely part of the world, that.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:17,
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Good thing: cold doesn't seem to be as bad as it was yesterday.Bad thing: am now hungover. And so, so, very thirsty.
Oh, and there's a big bright light in the sky that's hurting my eyes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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Good thing, no naked ape so farBad thing, it's only a matter of time 'til the spastic turns up.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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But it isn't ironic? I need a spoon(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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I'm going to go out on a limb hereAnd suggest that you calling someone else a spastic is, indeed, ironic.
On account of you being a spastic too.
Morning, by the way. All good?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:12,
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You go out on that limb, I hope it snaps and you land on your face.Fine yeah, ta. You?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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You also don't eat meat and sleep with gay men so your opinion is horsepoop(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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Ta, autopilot!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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Not today, I'm a very tired student. Besides no one bangs on about anyone else's chosen profession (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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Because none of you cunts do any work(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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Good thing - Travelling from Remagen to home on trains first-class on ThursdayBad thing - driving from home to Remagen on Wednesday.
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I'd rather do that the other way around.I love a drive, me. Can't fucking stand those tin disease coffins.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Be careful on the bridge there.That's all I'm saying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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With gags like thisit's going to seem like the longest day, today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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The drive's not too badIt's the other drivers, I hate continental driving, probably because I don't do it enough. A good thing is I'll be able to drop off in that place in Belgium and stock up. The train's taking the strain on the way back so no frickin' about on planes or having to drive 2 hours to 'Frankfurt' Hahn - if that's Frankfurt, I live in Liverpool!
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Good thing: I get a bit more than what I expected I would get for my tax return.Bad thing: So much to do, and so little time!
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I have a weekend of computer game playing in my pantsMy girlfriend is heading home today
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Good thingThey've announced the line up for Brisfest, which happens to fall on my birthday.
Bad thing. It has moved to Ashton Court, the walk will be a nightmare.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Not today I don't.I'm looking like a FRESH DIPPED B-BOY, money grip.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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good thing: two girls came up to me at the gym this morning and asked what exercises i do for my arse because they liked itgood: exciting weekend planned
bad: these chips are too hot for pissing on
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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So do you just attract gays of every orientation?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:18,
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Is liposuction an exercise?And chips this time int he morning? Really.
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What are you up to at the weekend, then?Oh, is it the steam fair again?
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:18,
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no. that's tonight.tomorrow i am going to one of those secret speakeasy bars, but a really good one. sat i have a friend down from manchester for shopping and then a birthday party over in islington. sun i am supposed to be at a pub lunch, but will probably have to come into work.
oh, i did have a bad thing. there it is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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Give us a link to the bar, would you?Could come in handy, that.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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it's top secret!i'm not posting links on here where other cunts might see them and think they would be allowed in.
but i might take you and some of the other good ones for drinks at some point.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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If only you had a wayof giving me the information without anyone else seeing. Or two. Or three.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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good thing: this place just isn't the same without me :'(bad thing: this place just isn't the same without me :'(
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Well it is as AA did the same joke(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Oh yeah, you win this round(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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Good thing last weeks Question of the Week will finish todayBad thing a new even MOAR shit one will replace it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:28,
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well make a really good suggestion then!we'd all like that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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Battered already beat me to itwww.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1677491
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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good thing:I have a bottle of wine and a dinner party.
Bad thing:
I have to share the wine.
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This might be a good thing after last time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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FUCK OFF BACK TO AUSTRALIANLAND WE'VE GOT ENOUGH SPASTICS AS IT IS(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Good thing- I haven't been bullied by Swipe yet.Bad thing- Monty is still alive.
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Oh do be quiet you pygmy wankstain.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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Now I have this song in my headwww.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bncJd9X6wAA#t=2s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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STICK A BALLBAG UP YOUR MOTHERS CUNT AND TAP DANCE ME A DITTY, BITCHTITS(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
The good is that I've got the day off tomorrow so I can watch the new Adam West movie in relative peaceThis isn't why I took the day off.
The bad is that the pollen levels today are making my face feel like it's encased in a fuzzy, itchy, snotty helmet of ultimate DOOM and GRRRR!
The ugly is my mates new missus, who couldn't have made us feel more unwelcome at their wedding the other day. And Eli Wallach, he's still going isn't he?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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I can help but feel some affinity with your mate's new missus.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:39,
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Because you're a massive gaylord?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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Actually I take that back. I'm sorry.For all I know you are a *tiny* gaylord.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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the question mark needs removing from your post too, it implies ambiguity(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I expect better from youdunno why, but you're a bit more of a cosy conformist round here now, a staple, like those doilies you used to get on the arms of chairs.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:48,
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Intolerance abounds round here, most forcefully from yourself it would seemI know people expect this shit from you but you could let your guard down more often. I've seen you do it enough to know you're a decent sort, y'know underneath it all.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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Did you pretend to be one of the other wedding guests?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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Good to have you back, QuentsJim Carrey is right, you have been becoming one of us recently.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:54,
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It's just a pity that 'Swipe isn't here to see it.She loves this sort of thing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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I could have gone to the premier of the new Adam West movie last night Truefact(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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Oh that HURTS, Quint. It hurts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:54,
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yeah, like your feelings do when your ex takes your daughter to canterbury for a few daysa whole fucking 100 MILES out of london, 1 hour by train
yopu fucking LAZY shitcunt prick
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My ex's parents and I are not the very best of pals.If I turned up there, things would be BAD.
+ YOU BIG MEANIE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:01,
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organise a day trip and meet her round the shops, plenty of things to do in CUNTERBURYyou CUNT
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YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW THIS SHIT WORKS YOU FLIDSHE IS FOUR, TO ARRANGE TO MEET HER ROUND THE SHOPS WOULD INVOLVE MY EX BRINGING HER THERE WHICH SHE WON'T DO.
YOU FLID.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:05,
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I always fall asleep during any movieSnoring loudly during the premier didn’t seem good form
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:44,
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WHAT ADAM WEST FILM THERE IS NO ADAM WEST FILM WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Batman lols(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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Has anyone seen or heard from quentin?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:55,
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Middle of the Road's controversial followup ettczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:55,
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Good Thing: sold a cameraBad thing: didn't even get an interview for the job
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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Good thing: I get to pretend to do work on reception for another hour.Bad thing: Everyone else at work is hungover and grumpy.
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wanderlust, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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STOP COMING ONTO MONTY'S GIRTLFRIEND JSUT BECAUSXE YOU'RE A BETTER CATCH(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
IF I CRACKED ON TO WANDERLUST SHE'D SPREAD HER LEGS SO WIDE THE ISS WOULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER OF AN ANKLE COLLISION(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
LET'S SEE IF YOU ARE RIGHT.GO ON.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:06,
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Been better,but I have things to keep me happy too. How's you?
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wanderlust, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:01,
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Much the same.Work's not really going anywhere at the moment, but I think that may be changing next year. If I move jobs now I'll either take a huge pay cut or end up doing the same shit for not much more money. So I'm sticking it out until a project's done with in order to make a better move.
Personal life's up and down, but isn't it always?
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:04,
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Wise choice, I have to find a new job soon as I don't know how much longer this place is going to be open. :(
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wanderlust, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:27,
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I left one failing business for another it would seem.Poor decision making on my part, but not as poor as the owner.
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wanderlust, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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It's the way of things at the momentand another reason I'm not keen to leave a secure job...
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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Good Thing: it's my birthday!Bad thing: I picked up somebody else's work last week while they were on holiday, and it doesn't work and I have no idea why but it's my problem now and the deadline is today. Woo!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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Happy birthday, gaylord.I'd buy you a drink but
a) I havenae money and
b) I'm out the neet
soz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:57,
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Nae botherI shall be having pizza and a bottle of wine and probably a film this evening and then off up to Birmingham at the weekend to see my REAL FRIENDS. /passive-aggressive lols
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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YOU CAN FUCK OFF AN ALL LIGHTY YOU DIPSHIT SONOFFABITCH MOTHERFUCKER(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Run out of Xanax?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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Try harder, you scrofulous arseweasel(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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The 2nd division Swiss football club?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:04,
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