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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does she beat him?
I heard she beats him if he doesn't do what he's told.

I heard she has a sock full of seville oranges that she uses to beat him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:18, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm not saying that's what happened. I'm just saying I wouldn't be suprised.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
They're actually snooker balls

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I heard they're actually her testicles.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
That's me. And it's tangerines.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Yeah, but you don't hit PJM over the head with them
you just force feed him until he shits himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Because that's more entertaining
And I'm all about the entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I've just been offered the job I interviewed for today.
Should I have a beer in the garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I think you ought to have TWO beers
Go on, push the boat out.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Oh, go on then... twist me arm.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Absolutely. Several.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
The answer to "should I have a beer in the garden"
Is always "fucking yes", DG.

Unless it's "should I have wine, beer or gin in the garden?"

In which case it's "all fucking three, motherfucker"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
You can keep the gin.
The other two, however, I'm all over like a dose of the pox.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
To think I respected you.
And you don't even like gin.

For shame.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Never acquired a taste for it. Same with whisky / whiskey. Can't stand the stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
WELL TRY HARDER.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
SHAN'T! I've tried and succeeded enough for one fucking day.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Unless it's fucking tipping it down
then the beer might get diluted
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
It's proper bollocks stuck to inner thigh weather here.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Ah, yes, the weakness in the argument.
I was assuming it wasn't raining. And that there actually was a garden, for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
We have a garden. And see above.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Get hammered and ring them back

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Good work. Beer it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Luckily I still have six bottles of Wychwood ales left in the kitchen
what I purchased from Aldi on Friday for the princely sum of £2.99 per four pack.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I have some stout that's been bottle conditioning for about a week... maybe it'll be ready.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Only one way to find out, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

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