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Morning bellendsYesterday everything jimmy saville owned was auctioned off for charity, but what is the tackiest thing you posess? Do you have a large porcelain leopard in your hallway or maybe you have a massive tv mounted on the wall so you can gawp at delusional teenage fuckwits on a staurday night singing their souls away.
Alt: describe your ex with a song title
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:25,
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Tackiest thing? Probably a pair of purple gauzy fairy wings that I bought when I was sixteen.me and my best friend bought a pair each, put them on, and some glitter, and spent the day following people around and throwing glitter on them when they weren't looking.
ALSO, WOO YAY TAX RETURN!
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Are you one of those people that hands out free hugs?Good work on the tax, were you expecting it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:34,
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Ahah no, I have distinct personal space rules. It was just a silly day that my friend and I had. It was the country side, we made our own fun. It was either be a fairy or drink and get pregnant. I chose being a fairy.
Yep! Sure was, although I wasn't expecting to get quite so much back. I only got 16 bucks last year and this year I've gotten over 300. :D
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Good life decision there popsWell you won't be able to spend your rebate on drugs, the aus government has just seized 1/2 billion dollars worth of meth and heroin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:45,
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I KNOW it was on the news and the people were crowing about it. I'm not really a big drugs person anyway, so it's all good. I'll probably put most of it away for when I need it.
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Well having lived in poverty for most of this year I'm not about to go mad and spend it all. (, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Probably the single of 'Jump' by Van Halen.I don't go much on vulgarity, Lusty loves it though so now we live together there are some fairly spectacular items in my home, including a fucking gigantic vase of fake flowers with a plastic skull amongst them, and most bizarrely of all, a silver pig's snout.
No, I don't know either.
Alt: Hahaha give me a mo. Great questions btw.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:39,
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How would you say they are different, then?I'm not saying they aren't, but I cannot think of an example of something that is one but not the other.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:47,
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well to me, I think Vulgar, I think rude and offensive.The silver pigsnout sounds a bit weird and tacky, but not at all offensive.
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Vulgarity isn't by its nature offensive (although I find it so, what with my exquisite taste and all that),merely crass and tasteless, I would say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:52,
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ahh see I guess maybe it's a cultural thing, that's just always the impression I had about it growing up here.
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We have some fake lillies that I hate, cheaper than buying the mrs flowers every week though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:43,
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I know it's cheaper, but there's a lovely feeling that goes with getting a bunch of flowers unexpectedly.
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i have a fairly large collection of dirty books Nothing too tacky decorations wise, used to have a Harley clock in my room that made engine revving noises, every hour, a different noise for each hour corresponding to the Harley on the clock
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:44,
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Have you read 50 shades of grey yet?I've read some passages, it fuckin awful
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:45,
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noI don't want to.
Okay, I half want to. But am refusing to do so.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:47,
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It is twilight fan fictionBut not knowing either story I couldn't compare them for you. Regardless of its content it is so so badly written. It could easily win QOTW
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:50,
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It's not Thursday yet though.If it rises again on the third day, it will be IMMORTAL
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:00,
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i hear the author is one of your countrymenWhat's up with that yo?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:53,
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fuck knowsretards all round the world innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:02,
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She's liberating wimmin from years of sexual repressionBy writing about a sexually naive woman's obsession with a mentally damaged control freak. The reviews are hilarious.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:07,
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by being dominated Because that makes sense
Most of the reviews I've heard have been it's a sexy book, but my friends don't read for intellectual stimulation so...
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:13,
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I have a collection of ceramic donkeys.My parents go on a lot of holidays, and they always fetch me back one of those tacky souvenir donkeys. I should point out this was at my request. They're not just mental or anything.
Alt: don't have one, sorry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:50,
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why donkeys? I have a shit load of shot glasses from around the states, and a fuck off massive pile of keychains. What's the point in those anyway.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:52,
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It's a British cultural thing.Back when foreign holidays were new and exciting, Brits abroad (the same ones that wore socks with sandals and knotted hankies on their heads) brought back massive straw donkeys from Spanish holidays.
The first time my parents sodded off on holiday by themselves, I told them to bring me back a donkey. Now they do it all the time.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:58,
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I don't think I own anything tacky, Mainly because my personal possessions consist of CD's DVD's Computers and GuitarsI guess my Ibanez Destroyer is the Tackiest guitar I own.
The wife however has tonnes of tacky shit like porcelain dragons and fake flowers and a mills and boon collection.
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:50,
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My gran used to read Mills and Boon.They seemed to be obsessed with octors and nurses.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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Damn those eight armed medical professionals(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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They appear in plays in New Zealand.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:04,
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bloody hell, I didn't realise New Zealand was cultured enough for plays to occur there!(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This from the country that gave us Neighbours(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:16,
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This from the woman who still watches it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:16,
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This from the man who wanks over "Toady" every night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:18,
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Neighbours is awesome.But it's hardly culture, is it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:18,
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Fuck off, if I'd been able to, I would have banned it from ever being created. Sick filth that it is.
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And deny me my nightly Toady-wank?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:20,
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I've clicked this so it ends up out of context on the popular page(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:21,
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I love Neighbours.You can't beat twenty minutes of shit telly to cheer you up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:20,
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yeah you can, it's called turn the tellybox off and have a wank.Much more enjoyable and you actually get something out of it.
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Perhaps, like me, she likes to wank while watching NeighboursSee above.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:31,
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I have a theory that if you take "The Sultans forbidden Bride"and cross out Sultan and Bride throughout and replace it with Emperor and Lover you can sell it as a new book. I believe that every Mills and Boon is the same book. The wife tells me that in nearly everyone the woman gets pregnant and they stay together
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:05,
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I heard once they have writers' retreats for Mills and Boon writers.At the beginning of the week they give you our characters' names, and at the end of the week you give them a written novel.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:08,
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I reckon I could write onebut I doubt there's any money in it
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:13,
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i recently read a romance novel where the sex scene was so subtle i was confused about what was actually going on(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:56,
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I flicked through one of her mills and boons and was amused by the lineHe ran his finger down the valley of her cleavage.
She also has a book called Hot Type which does have lots of ramming up the shitpipe.
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:02,
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Most female erotica seems to actively shun the words 'penis' and 'vagina'It's all 'throbbing members' and 'secret hearts',
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:05,
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Her wetnessHer moistness, her sex, he stood proudly to attention etc etc. Except this hot type book where June has her quivering asshole fucked several times.
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:07,
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You mean no-one has even made your asshole quiver?You haven't lived!
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:14,
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my fave is from regency period, "privy member"Phwoar
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:10,
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he surveyed her quivering quim with salacious eyes and she couldn't help but self sauce there and then on the table."your cunny is wetter than an otter's pocket!" he boomed in his rich baritone, "Now I will destroy you!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:13,
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"I was sweating more than a blind lesbian in a fish shop as he held the lit candle just above my pelvis furby "(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:26,
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We have our first dragon! Is it holding a crystal ball?Who's going to admit to having bought a ceremonial Klingon knife to dsplay on their bunglaow wall?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:56,
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Yes we have a dragon holding a crystal ballIts horrible, I think it even has a wind up music thing under it maybe. She has about 50 different dragons.
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:03,
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You've bascially killed this thread, no one will be able to top this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:07,
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I saw one about 8 years back that I thought was 'cool'Still very glad I didn't actually buy it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:28,
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at least you have had the excuse of only being 7 years old(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:37,
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Alt: Ashes To Ashes.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:55,
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If he's not, he'll be a bit pissed off at having been buried/cremated(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:02,
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MorningMy wife does have a love for all things kitch, but I don't think there is anything too tacky in our house. There used to be a great shop in Birmingham called Urban Village, where we bought loads of stuff when we first bought the house, giving it the look of a 1960s batchelor pad. But it is a bit more toned down these days.
Alt: Disappointed by the lack of emo responses to this question.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:02,
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I know, maybe I'll change it to describe your sex life with a song titleAt least that way PhilliJoe could have Spinal Tap - Smell the Glove
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:03,
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Oh that's easy for meI'll go with John Cage's 4'33
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:05,
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At Christmas my mates have a tackiest gift competitionthe best so far was a replica of the Last supper with lights in it and glitter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:11,
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Mrs Vagabond has this with mates whenever we go on holiday.Whoever brings back the tackiest present wins.
Nothing says "holiday" like a fridge magnet with the name of the local town daubed badly on it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:35,
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I added that to my ninties mix last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:24,
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it's like battenburg but with more brit pop(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:28,
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i prefer rockferacockbut we don't always get what we want, do we?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:31,
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Blu-tacAlt: red headed women.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:25,
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Alt. Does it Count if I wrote it?If so then my bands classic hot record "Sally Where Did You Get Those Comedy Breasts?" would describe my ex perfectly
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:25,
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If we're counting our own songsthen I wish to include my haunting country'n'western ballad "If you don't put a ring on my finger (then you can't put your finger in my ring)".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:48,
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i want to buy a fuck load of game of thrones shit off etsyBut then people will know I'm a sweaty virgin
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:27,
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i don't have anything that is - oh wait, yes i domy cousin bought me one of those plastic "good luck" cats that waves its paw at you from chinatown. you're supposed to fix a piece of paper in its paw saying in which area you want it to bring you luck. unfortunately all the pieces of paper that came with it were in chinese, so i had no idea what to wish for, and it sits there waving an empty paw at the world.
er... "tragedy" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:29,
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AlternativelyI Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:30,
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let's pretend you don't know that song exists!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:32,
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oh come on, Northern girl done good, you must have at least one collection of Swarovski animals(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:31,
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haha NOi have swarovski jewellery, does that count? it's distinctly untacky though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:32,
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i don't think i've got anything tacky at all, Naked Apewhat's wrong with me?
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I have a wall clock in the downstairs loo shaped like elvis, And his guitar spins to tell the seconds, left hand minutes, right hand hours. It's sickening.
Alt: Legs by ZZtop, followed by she's got the jack by AC/DC.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:30,
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STRIKETHROUGH THAT MAKES IT MEAN THAT YOU WANT TO SEE HIS PENIS!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:34,
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what? how?Damn.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:37,
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i'm on the bus to work, If I remember when I get home I'll gaz you a picture.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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i never claimed to be a pro(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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I have a Biz Markie beatboxing alarm clock,but I would describe it as 'funky fresh yo' rather than tacky.
Also, good morning Winders.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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morning Monts(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:41,
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oh wait, the woman who i hang around with a bit bought me a really shit calendar last yearit isn't tacky, but it has all different definitions of archaic phrases and their etymology on it
i didn't have the heart to tell her it's shit, so it's up in my kitchen, laughing at me
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this month was 'by hook or by crook'apparently brought about by a phrase used by lords of the land for their serfs to collect firewood using a shepherd's crook or a billhook. although originally meant as a term meaning something done legally, these days it means to do something by fair means or foul.
See? shit
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I can't wait for next month's.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:39,
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I'm going to sit here by the computer, waiting.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:43,
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press F5 every five minutes til i post ittell you what i might even go home for lunch and give you a sneak preview
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I once bought a bronze cast horseapprox 1ft in length.
It was mounted on a plastic - wood lookalike block, with detailed - bevelled edge. I bought it in china, for my brother... the reason the purchase?
If you pushed its tail down, its eyes would light up neon blue, and a flame would pop out of its mouth, meanwhile you could hear galloping hooves and a big NIIEEEEGGGH as if it had come to a halt...
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after spliff number 5That gets worrying.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:44,
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it was immense... Ill try and see if the internets has a picture i can show you(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
it was liket1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLsQZSn3JOslw7qv5FBA5RkGhQvJS95Z6pMXRsONu8Uj5pll8_jsooHJFRWg
in terms of material and look, butlike this:
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and yes, it was about 12 inches long...
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just becausewho wouldnt want to light a cigarette with the mouth of a bronze neon blue eyed horse?
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Did you indeed, 'Dan dan dan', did you really?Is that so? I see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:46,
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Are you drunk?The tackiest thing I own are my PVC trousers
Alt: Elousie
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er no...morning legoland, what's up in Windsor/Denmark?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:41,
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haha my friend went off on a stag do where they had to wear lederhosen (no idea why)he left it so late that the only fancy dress shop still open was in soho. as he was trying them on, the curtains parted, and a silky camp voice spoke the words that chilled him to his very soul:
we also do those in pvc.
i mean... pvc lederhosen? how fucking niche is that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:44,
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I really like you, Legoland or whatever your fucking name is.Slightly less so now I know you own pvc trousers, though, if I am brutally honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:47,
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I can say with some certainty that you did not.Unless you are Suzi Quattro which I am guessing you are not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:59,
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or siouxsie siouxAnd cher.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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No I'm not, but I didYou need to chill out and let your mind be a bit more flexible or something.
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One of those Willow Tree ornaments that my inlaws bought us for a wedding present.I'm going to let the child play with it and accidentally smash it. I don't do ornaments, they're fucking pointless dustgatherers.
Alt: is there a song called "Narcissistic Prick"? No? Then I'll go with Insane in the Brain.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:45,
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what's a willow tree ornament?Is it a windchime, i fucking hate wind chimes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:47,
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My ex has one.I disabled it once. Next time I went round it had been moved.
Fucking clanky shitty fucking bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:49,
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I'm suprised you're here today I thought you'd been arrestedwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19059127
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Jesus christ, is it now against the law to be an assholeI read the tweets before the account was suspended and this is a load of fuss over nothing. If he wasn't Tom Daley the police would have done nothing, I read another tweet with the guy threatening to stab a critic in the throat. I bet that gets ignored.
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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There's being an asshole and saying "i'm going to find you and i'm going to drown you in the pool you cocky tw*t your a nobody people like you make me sick."(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:07,
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That's not what I read, I read he wrote "You've let your dad down you know that?"(
Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:08,
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and the kid was only 17he was dicking about on the internet, slap on the wrists and a good telling off would do him
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Aye, that's what he started withThe rest of them
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:10,
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Still don't see how its a police matterExcept saying your instead of you're
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Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Death threat to a celebrity usually gets them moving(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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why would you assume that i'd bully someone over the death of their parent?(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I fucking hate windchimes too.Nah, it's a kind of faux-woodcarving pastel-coloured mawkish statuette that symbolises emotions such as "love" (mad and woman embracing), "learning" (girl figure reading a book), "family" (man, woman and child embracing - that's the one we have), and "clusterfuck" (man, woman, woman, man, donkey, man, woman). None of the figures have faces, just blank bits where faces should be, which works okay for the clusterfuck but is just kind of creepy for the rest.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:51,
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Wind chimes are shit. As are 'dream catchers' and that kind of crap. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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Most of them were on their knees so I could have been mistaken.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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I have a bunch of them.My mum keeps buying me them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:57,
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We were given a wedding present that's a carved piece of wood in the shape of the needles at the Isle of Wight. It's awful. Alt: 'It's all in my head' by Kosheen.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:51,
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Seen this before?Www.mosqueclock.com
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:56,
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Got one in my flat.My friends went to Afghanistan and all I got etc
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Is that the one that was on the Apprentice a few years back?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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Yes, I believe it won and now runs Lord Alan's dried meat packing department(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:59,
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I don't want to think about Lord Sugar packing meat thanks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:00,
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And you appear to be dyslexic, unless I am missing the 'joke'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:03,
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It probably went over your headI'm so sorry. That was too easy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:05,
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You are allowed one comment like that per year. Be careful. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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So, we've been talking about female soft porn literatureand now Maeve Binchy has died.
We killed Maeve Binchy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:56,
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This is guesswork on my part, I have to admit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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She's alright, bit "middle aged women" literature, but not bad at all.(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
bollocks.You read 'em all and this is your attempt to hide your secret love.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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never heard of herhowever if what you say is true then: Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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I'm sure in a few years we can tell him he's dead.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:00,
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It's got to be worth a shot:Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:00,
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stop saying his name! how will he ever forget who he is if you keep reminding him!(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
disappointed That noone has gone for Too Much Too Young for the Alt... that would be Lolarious
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
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