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Chris Hoy is the same age as me
he has 6 gold olympic medals, i have bacon and spinach pasta.
evening shift, assemble!
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:11, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
he has 6 gold olympic medals, i have bacon and spinach pasta.
evening shift, assemble!
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:11, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
He is also the same age as me.
He has six gold medals, you have bacon and spinach pasta and I have a piece of gum that's lost all it's flavour, as I've been chewing it for ages.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
He has six gold medals, you have bacon and spinach pasta and I have a piece of gum that's lost all it's flavour, as I've been chewing it for ages.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
He hasn't been posting on an internet forum for losers for nearly a decade either
coincidence...
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:52, Reply)
coincidence...
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:52, Reply)
Well done for pointing out the obvious, dickwad.
Who would have thought Britain's greatest Olympian doesn't waste his precious time on a forum for virgins, retards and social spackmonkeys.
In other news, water is wet.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Who would have thought Britain's greatest Olympian doesn't waste his precious time on a forum for virgins, retards and social spackmonkeys.
In other news, water is wet.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)
probably not a larper, either
there are many sacrifices to make to achieve Olympic gold
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
there are many sacrifices to make to achieve Olympic gold
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Evening
I have just been to my nieces B-day party (only 8 if you really want to know) and have been forced to drink ouzo, I forgot how rank that shit is.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
I have just been to my nieces B-day party (only 8 if you really want to know) and have been forced to drink ouzo, I forgot how rank that shit is.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Ohhh, I quite fancy ouzo now.
Isn't it a bit hardcore for an eight year old?
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Isn't it a bit hardcore for an eight year old?
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
most people do these days.
oooooh...yummy Russian high jumper. I'd jump him.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
oooooh...yummy Russian high jumper. I'd jump him.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Never underestimate the power of a pissy smelling cloak
And desperate LARP'ers
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
And desperate LARP'ers
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
oh
and wearing facepaint and a mask makes it hard to flirt. Perhaps this is a good thing, though
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
and wearing facepaint and a mask makes it hard to flirt. Perhaps this is a good thing, though
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Probs.
How is Cavy this evening, apartfromstartingathreadthenleavingusalltofallintoapitofnoanswers
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
How is Cavy this evening, apartfromstartingathreadthenleavingusalltofallintoapitofnoanswers
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
i'm pretty sleepy and a bit bored
(although technically I've got quite a few things to do). I think I need to do something fun or go somewhere fun this week, otherwise if it keeps raining I'll never leave the house.
How's you?
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
(although technically I've got quite a few things to do). I think I need to do something fun or go somewhere fun this week, otherwise if it keeps raining I'll never leave the house.
How's you?
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Same as always.
I talked a friend out of having an affair today. I hope i did the right thing
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I talked a friend out of having an affair today. I hope i did the right thing
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
someone would get a job on a market, shout at some
other dude, leave in a taxi and hang out in a laundrette. I've not seen Eastenders in 15 year, but I guess it's not changed
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
other dude, leave in a taxi and hang out in a laundrette. I've not seen Eastenders in 15 year, but I guess it's not changed
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
His wife is old friends with my wife
He's an old friend of mine, I will not get suck in the middle of that shit. My last comment was "if you want me to come over there and slap some sense into you, I'll be MOAR than happy to oblige"
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
He's an old friend of mine, I will not get suck in the middle of that shit. My last comment was "if you want me to come over there and slap some sense into you, I'll be MOAR than happy to oblige"
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
For fook sake Nakkers
They buy in meals.
I asked my son if they still do caramel tart at school. (I think he's been fingering the mixed raced girl from his expression)
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
They buy in meals.
I asked my son if they still do caramel tart at school. (I think he's been fingering the mixed raced girl from his expression)
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
many and varied reasons,
The main ones being, in no particular order:
Cooking to order is almost impossible due to the time roast potatoes take, so they are hot held which dried them out.
Poor quality potatoes to begin with as many places but shitty pre-peeled ones that are horrid to begin with to save on labour.
Lazy chefs doing it wrong.
Don't use proper fat, just cheap oil to cut costs.
But the first one is the main culprit.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
The main ones being, in no particular order:
Cooking to order is almost impossible due to the time roast potatoes take, so they are hot held which dried them out.
Poor quality potatoes to begin with as many places but shitty pre-peeled ones that are horrid to begin with to save on labour.
Lazy chefs doing it wrong.
Don't use proper fat, just cheap oil to cut costs.
But the first one is the main culprit.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
i usually find them under cooked and not crispy
it ruins lunch for me :(
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
it ruins lunch for me :(
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
That and most of the cooking is done by the publicans wife
My wifes cooking turned well known pub into a great pub just because of her cooking and timing.
1 Meals served between X o'clock till Y o'clock
2 keep meals simple
3 Good quality menu
4 Great beer
5 5 GOLDEN RINGS
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
My wifes cooking turned well known pub into a great pub just because of her cooking and timing.
1 Meals served between X o'clock till Y o'clock
2 keep meals simple
3 Good quality menu
4 Great beer
5 5 GOLDEN RINGS
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
do you reckon your wife could produce upwards of 150 meals a sitting?
I need a new chef.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I need a new chef.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Who can forget the site autism when everyone bundled in to have a go at cancer joy because he DARED to post a picture of the family cat that had just been run over
fat spastics in motion is a truly awe inspiring sight, like watching nature in the Serengeti National Park, only hideously ugly internet people instead
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
fat spastics in motion is a truly awe inspiring sight, like watching nature in the Serengeti National Park, only hideously ugly internet people instead
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
he's a very sensitive man
in touch with his feminine side. That's why he's letting me plait his hair
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
in touch with his feminine side. That's why he's letting me plait his hair
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
nah, he just likes to take the opposite stance to almost everything
that's his thing, to argue regardless of anything, to game is to argue.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
that's his thing, to argue regardless of anything, to game is to argue.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Nah man I got clean hands on that score, just one look at the populol page will tell you that posting pictures weren't the problem
he'd told some member of a clique to fuck off which enraged that clique, and then every bluenamer and background noiser bundled to share in the supposed outrage of POSTING A PICTURE.
It was right internet for spastics that day.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
he'd told some member of a clique to fuck off which enraged that clique, and then every bluenamer and background noiser bundled to share in the supposed outrage of POSTING A PICTURE.
It was right internet for spastics that day.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
The level of detail you can recall for this site is truly impressive.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
evening
I'm watching the women's 100m hurdles. Jessica Zelinka came last which is a pity 'cos I'd be more than happy to give her an oily rubdown post-race.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
I'm watching the women's 100m hurdles. Jessica Zelinka came last which is a pity 'cos I'd be more than happy to give her an oily rubdown post-race.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
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