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Alright?
Alright.
Back at work fo' real now, but strangely OK about it. I've had 12 hours sleep for the second night in a row which probably helps. It's amazing how tiring drinking a whole bottle of rum can be.
It's a funny old world innit? Particularly in Afghanistan. That 'beheading* 17 people because they went to a mixed-gender dance party' shit is well LOL. Strictly men-only dance parties on pain of death for those fellows. They should get their asses ** down to 'G-A-Y'. They'd love it.
Alt: plans for the week?
*a subject I am no stranger to
** this is super-LOL because asses also means donkeys which 'they' all ride 'over there'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:19,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I dunno, some of their punishments don't sound too bad.
There was a woman recently who was ordered to get stoned as penance for her crimes.
Alt: Another three day week for me, then off to the Isle of Wight on Friday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:35,
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Is the festival on this weekend, or are you just going to visit?
If the latter, prepare yourself for massive disappointment. Aside from Osborne House it's a fuckin' dump.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:37,
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Just a visit.
I'm not expecting to see any sights - just arsing around on a beach with the kids.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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'Blackgang Chine' in particular is dreadful.
There are no black gangs, nor indeed Chinese people there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:44,
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this.
I went all tooled up for a bit of blood, and nothing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:58,
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My plans for the week include passing my test for biochemical metabolism and handing in all my prac reports.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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Sounds like a right laugh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:43,
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oh yeah, it's fucking ace I tell you.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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Shit on the desk
and go "there's your biochemical metabolism right there."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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Boyce!
Good hols? I am in back woes this morning but a little horse tranquiliser should sort that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:44,
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*back woes fives*
Hols were pretty fucking rubbish truth be told. Despite being told that if I took them I'd be able to spend time with my kid, that did not happen at all. Fucking well pissed off. I wasn't even allowed to take her to Carnival on Sunday, despite pegging it back all the way from Kent to be on time to collect her at 10am. Wasn't even allowed to take her out of the house.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:47,
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Your ex really is an uber bitch.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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She's worse than ever.
It's time to go back to court I fear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Again, her solicitor must be fucking laughing.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:56,
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Legal Aid for her. None for me.
It's so fair it hurts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:57,
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Your debts were starting to look a little too manageable.
Nothing like the thrill of potential bankruptcy to get you to feel more alive, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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Have you ever contacted FFJ
You never know, they may have some helpful advice.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:01,
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+ about dressing up in costumes
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:03,
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Will it mainly involve finding local fancy dress suppliers?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:03,
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I have to force her to not be a cunt through the courts.
Simple as that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:03,
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Under Afghan law* she would have had no rights over your daughter
and would probably have been stoned to death for having a child out of wedlock.
*As you can see, I am clearly no expert on Afghan law. But I am trying to keep relevant to the thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:07,
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Perhaps William Garrow will take your case up.
He only charges a guinea.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:09,
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It's not looking good if his best hope lies in someone who died almost 200 years ago.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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I haven't thought this through, have I?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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surely you've done it enough now that you can do it yourself without a lawyer?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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I wish.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:33,
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FFS
She just loves the control, doesn't she?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:35,
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I think beheading is a light punishment for dad dancing.
Maybe the taliban have better musical tastes than we give them credit for?
Alt. Trying to enjoy myself while my boss is on holiday.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:49,
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You can all fuck off. Bunch of cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:55,
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*hugs*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:57,
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* stabs with a rusty blade *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:01,
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There there, I approve of your self expression.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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*slips digit*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:57,
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* punches repeatedly in face *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:59,
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+ whilst stood on a chair
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:04,
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Monty you wank
Are you back to save OT? It's been wack in your absence yo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:56,
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Here to help, you know me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:58,
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I too am back at work after the best part of a fortnight on the Italian Riviera
I would describe my current state of mind as "thrilled".
I may have misunderstood the meaning of "thrilled".
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:01,
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No, it definitely does mean 'homosexual'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:07,
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My precognition is obviously better than previously imagined
Check ma bad self
Good break Monters?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:09,
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Nah, bunch of shit mate.
Yours sounds considerably better.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:09,
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It was brilliant, I won't lie to you
Unless you want me to lie to you to cheer you up, in which case I'll get creative.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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Morning
'Tis only about a month until bash time.
I'd imagine the Taliban are already planning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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I'll be doing my bit:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1709060
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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Please note if you live in London: the roads are NOT safe from now until 11am*
* my wife is having a driving lesson.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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*hides under desk*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:17,
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Afghani guys love shagging boys. Fact.
I've worked in that country, and they admit it. Gay Muslim LOLS.
Alt, college interviews, I'm looking forward to it. What shall I do as a mature student? Bore 20 year olds with my life's wisdom, or just fuck off to the bar?
Alt alt, is Israel responsible? Are they murdering twats, or was she a daft leftie kid, who shouldn't have been meddling?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19391814
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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I'd guess that you'll do a bit of both
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:17,
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Daft leftie kid, with dafter leftie parents.
As if the yids are going to admit to being responsible.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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how are you no stranger to beheading?
have you been beheaded?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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Three times in the past week alone.
I fucking love it, me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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it large oiled penises in my bottom
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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you beheading for bankruptcy
and that's about it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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AH FUCK.
My phone's just 'gone wrong' and despite three restarts has 'lost' all my pics and music. Not worried about the pics as I always back them up but there's HOURS of excellent music which a mate put on there for me which seems to be gone.
Fucking bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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Never mind Monty.
Steps, and David Bowie can be downloaded easily. How are you hippy? Ticketyboo, or not so pucker?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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I'm shit, thanks for asking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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Drinking a bottle of rum by yourself is not big or clever, you should be old enough to realise that.
Hope this helps.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:36,
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A great deal, thanks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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if you hum it, i'll sing it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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you should probably kill yourself.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:45,
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Right, I'm going to a meeting now
Can somebody please do something about livening this thread up a bit by the time I come back?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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We're just waiting for you to piss off so we can start on the lolz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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Nothing much planned for the week
Not being beheaded is at the top of the list really. I saw the Dark Knight last night though which was pretty good.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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They know how to treat their women, I'll give them that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:41,
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Tricky just shouted 'MILLLLLLFFFFF!' out of the window at Tracey, again
he said she looked really embarrassed, I said I was embarrassed too. Embarrassed to be part of the same species as that fucking troglodyte.
fucking prick.
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:46,
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I hope he gets fired.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:47,
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even joe despises him now
if the new guys have any sense he'll be the only one that doesn't have a job in january
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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I quite enjoyed his Wild Bunch stuff with Massive Attack but everything he did after '91 was shite
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:47,
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words
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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You know what Q, that Tricky is a bad egg.
I reckon you should stay away from him.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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i wish he could be locked away somewhere on a permanent basis
somewhere that he could only communicate with like-mided people and be shut off from the outside world, not to be allowed out for a long time and treated like the fucking peasant-animal that he is
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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so Hull then.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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is hull like prison?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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Everyone wears track suits and has no money, so yeah, kind of
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:58,
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you seem to know a lot about prison
have you been on the special wing for touching your pupils?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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Yes
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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well that's a real poke in the eye, isn't it?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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THIS WAS A PLAY ON THE WORD 'PUPILS'
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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I got it, I was having a pooh
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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good one?
I had about ten last night
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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Satisfying, have to do housework now. Woe is me.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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Have you asked the council to put him on their housing list then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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i'm putting you on ignore for being a bully
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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The more I hear about this 'Tricky' fellow the less I like him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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if we all pray every night that he gets ball cancer
it just might happen
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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Worth a try I suppose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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Which deity, or deities, should we pray to?
Careful now
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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doesn't matter does it?
those experiments a few years back proved that it's jsut the thought that counts
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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Yeah but some of these god types demand certain things in return
Like your eternal soul or an uncompromising attitude towards quenderism
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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i don't think you're understanding this at all
god/gods don't exist, it's purely the thought that counts
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Morning.
Thank god everyone's back. I was so bored this weekend I did some work. I might even do some more today, that's just how wild and crazy I am.
And I get to go to the dentist this afternoon, which should be fun.
Alt: managed to get out of the family christening we didn't want to go to next weekend, but we're being guilt tripped about it : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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Why would you not go to a christening?
That's so rude.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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We're not really 'baby' people.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:55,
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It's not about you, you selfish shitbag.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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That's what she's like, Al.
I'd have gone. So rude.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:55,
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absolute mod powers corrupt absolutely
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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FEEL MY WRATH, PAEONS!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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i don't want to, it's soggy and dripping what looks like half melted shortening on the carpet
:(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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are those like Paedo Peons?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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If you like
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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You know, you're an alright sort really Monty, you are,
But the whole beheading story, you know, what was that all about eh? Come clean, we loves ya, and we want to love the real Monty.
It is a funny old world ain't it? People live in boats near me
boats and they're nit even very big.
Alt: Playing the first gig with the new band on Saturday, so practice practice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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re: Beheading story
I fear it may have been exaggerated but on my life these fellows killed someone and when the old bill were asking about it they made it clear the chap was very bad news and they were not bothered about solving it. I concede that he probably wasn't beheaded as that would have made the news but there was certainly a murder.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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does it feel good to finally come clean?
Also, sorry to hear about your ex missus being a berk.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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It's a living hell, Winders. A living hell.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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I don't have children, nor really any close relatives with children,
To be fair, I rarely spend time with any children at all, so, what I'm trying to say is, I have no frame of reference for how hard it must be to not get to spend quality time with your daughter, but I am hoping you get it sorted eventually, because despite you're terrible qundering bumderation, you seem an alright sort, and no one deserves to be tortured over something that should be a loving relationship between father and daughter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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your brother and his friends are murderers?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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Not my brother, no.
But two of his best pals did five years in Strangeways for beating a junkie to death (by mistake) on another occasion - these aren't nice people, Q.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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i can think of someone i'd like you to introduce them to
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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Plumdozer, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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wack yo innit MILF
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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they were trying not to beat him tp death but managed it?
Sounds a bit far fetched, I walk past people in the street everyday, junkies included and have never had that sort of accident.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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They beat him up but he was so ill anyway that it killed him.
This was key to it being manslaughter not murder hence the 5 year sentence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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there was one of those across the road from my pub the other week.
Poor old boy had ask the guy for a lighter outside a club, dropped it in a puddle by accident, and these 2 Ladd kicked seven shades of shit out of him, he managed to crawl up the road about 100 metres, and then died, apparently his lungs filled with blood and he sort of drowned internally.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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I JUST GOT THE BEHEADING REFERENCE IT WAS THAT PIMP THING
lol
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:58,
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Alt: don't care about the week, it's my birthday on Sunday so a lot of booze is called for
Booked Monday off so I can have a three-day bender.
His name's Steve.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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No it isn't
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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who are you going to do for the other 4 days?
quinton might set you up, if you ask him nicely
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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lol
3 day bender
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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alt: paperwork
and planning like a working demon. Also trying to scrape mud off everything. My car is now about 40% mud, I think
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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"or it gets the hose again"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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it is as if they went through the koran and then through life
interpreting it as everything that might possibly be fun = punishable by death.
alt: i am going back on my ludicrous diet for a month, so this week will be spent being quiet and getting used to nothing but water. depressing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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both of these things seem counterproductive
to me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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That is because you are not, what is referred to in the common parlance as, a fucking idiot.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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It can only get worse from here
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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it's likely to
I have to be in work in a couple of hours and that's about when I expect to be hit by reality drag/larp comedown. Also, turns out that when you're 36 you can't necessarily do a festival, a week of work and a larp event with booze no sleep and running in mud and not feel like death
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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yeah i heard that water is actually really fattening
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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it is if you mix it with stuff
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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Bisto granules, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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no but water retention and that
you can get really fat from water, that girl from that film Precious was 99% water
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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if you drink a litre of water
you'll weigh about a pound more. this can be really depressing for motivation when you get on the scales, even though you know logically that 2 hours later, you'll have pissed it all out.
i'm mainly doing this to cut down diet coke, as it's not allowed on the diet. i simply haven't got the motivation to cut it out otherwise. of all the bent habits.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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sorry but you're boring me now
you were boring me at the start, but i wanted to see how far it would run with my water is fattening schtick.
i gave up
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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you're all heart
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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to you
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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to me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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the diet works really well, and i have a massive event at the end of sep that i am aiming for (the day after monty's b4sh, so i'll have to be careful how smashed i get there too!)
but the first couple of days are miserable. i think it's giving up diet coke, the caffeine withdrawal gives me crashing headaches. after that i feel fine.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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you'd be better off eating healthy surely.
just have veg and rice, that sort of shit.
you'll just piss loads and put even more weight on when you eat again.
I mean.... I hope you starve you beakering prick!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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overall you are absolutely right and that is what i do
but i want to give myself a short kickstart in the arse, which this will do. it doesn't go back on if you are sensible and exercise.
you rancid scottish prick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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hmm, your body adapts to the starvation and stores more when you eat again, it's a dangerous game to play.
you fucking demented cat lady scat whore.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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well, i thought that too
the first time i did it, i thought the whole lot would pile back on. in fact, i gained 2lbs back out of the 10, and the rest stayed off. i think infrequently it's fine.
i'm allergic to cats, don't you know ANYTHING? budgie-whore. or goldfish, birds might need a bit too much commitment.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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your life and all that.
I hope a cat eats your eyes as you sleep and you sneeze so hard it shits on you.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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i wish i wasn't laughing at this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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you fucking love it
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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Football on Saturday, Frightfest on Sunday, sitting around in my pants on Monday
Can't be beat. Now I'm back at work and trying to look busy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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I got some sweet ink done on saturday.
totes lookin boss now yo!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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what did you get?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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Some sweet ink.
Can't you read?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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a heart with a T in it on my wrist, cause my missus name begins with a T.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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you could make yourself seem tough by saying that it's cos you're Mr T
or that you really like Tea
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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then he'd be like an A team steampunk
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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our fire alaram went off, tracey's losing it cos all the actors in some play she's producing are kicking off
looks like she might cry, poor tracey :'(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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Imma totes gonna get more.
whole arm, back and chest yo. GANSTA 4LYFE
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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i feel intimidated already
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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yeah boi! care bears be totes scari yo!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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i lol'd
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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what's at frrightfest?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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Frright said Fred
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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Frred, surely?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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Don't be an idiot.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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I can't help myself. Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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haha
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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4 day horror movie festival
I saw Sinister, which was excellent.
Might do the whole thing next year, you can get passes for a day or the whole thing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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Can anyone recommend a good solicitor who specialises in rights of way/ boundary disputes?
Need to see one asap.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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er, that'd be me then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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oh wait, you said "good"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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before someone else says it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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I wouldn't want to trouble you with it - I'm not sure it will be resolved quickly - needs to be formal communication to another solictor etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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i would happily do it for you at the biggest discount i could swing, but even that is likely to be about £400 an hour for me
do you want me to gaz you details of my old boss? they are really excellent, but because they are just outside london, more like £175 an hour??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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Thanks. It would be good to have his details.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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done!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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Is this about your shed?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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Haha.
Issue with a neighbour who has a right of way through our garden to his.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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have you checked the land registry website?
they have some really excellent online leaflets that explain the law v clearly?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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Yes I have thanks. We're clear on our position, it's more about getting formal communication to my neighbour to get him to stop being a twat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Did you get legal cover with your house insurance?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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Good point. Hadn't thought of that. Will check.
Ta.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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So you want to stop your neighbour excercising his right of way?
Why didn't you check this when you bought the house?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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It's not that at all. Too complicated to detail here, but he bought his place a few months ago and he wants to change where the right of way goes, despite him having good, unhindered access on a paved pathway.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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Just tell him to fuck off and then lock the gate
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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battered will have his own reasons
but i can tell you that one of the most contentious things i get are people abusing rights of way. eg i have one in ealing right now where the left hand side office block has a right of way on foot only over the right hand side office block's driveway. the sub-sub-undertenant of the shop on the ground floor has employed a driver who abuses it to park his van there every single day, thus blocking all the cars that are parked in the right hand side's car park.
when asked to move, he went ballistic and screamed at them in chinese for about 20 mins. he still parks there daily, and it's about to cost his employer a LOT of money.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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You terrible racist.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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yes
he's chinese, the shopowner is indian, the head tenant is english, and the freeholder is luxembourg based. i am going after them ALL!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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It's about Leylandii, it's always about Leylandii.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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We certainly don't have anything down market like that growing, nor do the neighbours, thankfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Those pesky 1980s lorries!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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Ssssshhhhhh.
Don't say that word. I can't protect you from the other mods.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Hahaha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Plans for the week envolve more homebrew cider because I drank it all.
And then Playing guildwars 2, I'm going to have to limit myself I've played it non stop since saturday morning.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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Does anyone want to hear my levelling tips for guild wars 2?
Anyone???
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Someone hit level 80 on Sunday, was it you?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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Nope, I was shocked I saw someone lvl 60
I'm level 32 at the moment and thought that was really good :(
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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i got to level 100 on runescape
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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Noob
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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baroness gazzed me, she said she does
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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I like to use a proper heavy roller when levelling.
what's your tip?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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Get waypoints, lots of waypoints.
And gather on your way and you'll be levelled up in no time mmps.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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well yes, marking out the area is always a good idea
gather what? I always make sure the area is clear before levelling.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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is this another job for swipe?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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if she knows anything about lawns, yes.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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not even me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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There's only one way of life, Chompy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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And that's his own, his own, his own.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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his own, his own, his own the joke, that's the joke, that's the joke
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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I KNOW.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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GLAD TO HEAR IT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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How was the cider?
It's excellent stuff to make yourself.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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A bit sharp at first but it got really nice after a month in the bottle.
I'm going to get another pack on the way home tonight.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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I hope you sat in a doorway, and swore at people.
This is the benefit of cider.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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It was about 8% I think, everyone got quite flushed after the first glass.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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Hello Monty
I'm listening to some proper good drum and bass this morning.
I don't think it's a good idea for me to move to The 'Gan, I'd get smashed up on opium all day every day, which is great and all that, but if I ever leave, I'd be fucked. It's like Ruffle Crisps, can't get those her eaither. God damn I love those crisps. I'd turn down sex with an average-to-lower-average women for a big bag of those bad boys.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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what DnB is it?
DJ Hazard is doing the next Fabriclive mix CD.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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could you remove your endorsement of me in your sig please?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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No.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:48,
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its just that i saw your QOTW posts and i want to make sure nobody associates me with you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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they were totes awesome!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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Don't worry Quinton
Nobody would mistake you for that spastic cunt Dozer. Can you tell him that anyone who uses ignore 2.0 is a total flid.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:51,
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qotw gets more upset every week.
there will come a time when there is no qotw for me, I'm already being ignored by 30 people.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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why would anyone ignore you? You're LOVLEY
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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Ignore 2.0 has turned everyone into power-crazed censors.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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within what is admittedly a limited sphere of power
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:03,
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Why don't you send him a picture of your cock to prove how much you like him.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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h8ters be h8ting yo!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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don't be jel, be reem
your lovely too
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:12,
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it certainly gave me a LOL
when he sent it to me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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they're such terrible bullies Q :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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if you could see that thread why didn't you reply to it?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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I can't see it from this account.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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if you logged out, logged into another account, logged out, and logged back in again
you're doing it wrong
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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If he's got more than one account I think the mods should have a word.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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b3th's soft on all her fellow fatties
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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I can't see anything in the FAQ that explicitly forbids having more than one account.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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It doesn't say anything about posting squid or scat porn either.
But the precident has been set.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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I find my squid and scat porn needs are satisfied by more specific websites anyway.
But I accept the point about precedent.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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there will NEVER be a female precident of the united states
NOT ON MY WATCH
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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I just opened a different browser
and looked from there.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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so you opened a different browser, logged into another account and commented with the first one?
just log out and comment, it's easier
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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i like this trick
but i give it a matter of days before some prick reports it and the loophole gets closed
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:29,
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i reported it when 2.0 started
i think the mods have had enough changing the site and pandering to every whim
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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But he can't see it, so there is not point.
Stop being stupid on purpose Quints, I opened a new browser that wasn't logged into an account and looked at the board so I could see Dozer's posts.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:32,
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everyone else can see it, so there is a point
we could all being calling him a prick and he would never know!
lol!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:33,
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