You have reminded me to buy flowers for the Mrs
Ta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^^^ Looking to get his Nat King this evening

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

What have you done this time?
/typical woman response
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Nothing dear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

nah, too slow
you should already have decided what he's done wrong, but refuse to say so as he should know.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Now, I know I'm 'odd' as far as women go
which explains why I'm here. But I really don't get that kind of sulky behaviour. I'm not psychic, love. If I've broken some randomly set arbitrary rule, I can't be expected to realise, can I?

It's like playing football, but no-one tells you where the goals are. Or if you score a goal at all. But if you miss a penalty, you get shot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Hello, Dave.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I'm in touch with my masculine side, alright?
*adjusts testicles*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Cheers 'luv
They were getting right sweaty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)