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Evening threadJust for Jeff.
Feel free to join in if you're not Jeff though. You don't have to be a massive bender to play.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:37,
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this is all you're gettingI'm off out in 5 minutes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:38,
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Don't do us any favours.Are you off somewhere nice? You're going to miss University Challenge.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:40,
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It was Orchestra practiseit was pretty good, but cold
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:36,
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Not joining in threads you've asked people to startLiving in Bristol
Supporting Bristol City
Overcompensating by telling everyone how attractive girls find you
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:55,
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I've met his Mrs. Way out of his league. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:58,
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He's a b3tan.All your missuses are out of your leagues.
It's us lady b3tans who settle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:59,
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Cheeky sod. Not always true. My missus is lucky to be with me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:04,
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i dunno, i'm definitely punching way above my weight with the Ladypig.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:05,
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I haven't met her, obviouslybut I imagine you are WRONG.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:08,
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I've not met her eitherBut I'll bet he is punching well above his height.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:15,
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Not as much as you are punching above your weight sunshine. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:17,
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Are you calling his missus fat?I heard him, Jeff. Go on, do 'im!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:18,
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I don't live in or near Bristol.I don't support a football team.
And chicks dig me. Am I bent or not then?
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as a nine bob note.Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:01,
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Oi oi. Quiet night in planning the next stage of the garden & eating cassoulet. Probably will watch some Foyles War and have a glass of wine or 9. Edit: what about you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:57,
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Had a really shit day, so I'm planning on chilling.I got a new follower on twitter over the weekend - a bird with your surname, working in marketing. And it wasn't your missus. Are there more of you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:01,
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I have a sister. She's a fat miserable selfish cunt. No idea what she does for a living.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:04,
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so you guys hang out a lot?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:04,
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Not seen her in many years. Thankfully. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:05,
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maybe she has changed?maybe you should get together, on national TV, Jeremy Kyle?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:06,
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I really don't think so. I have no desire to have anything to do with her. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:08,
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fair enough, I'm lucky me and brother are firm friends.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:10,
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You're lucky.My brother's a massive tool.
And he's got himself engaged to a fucking SCOUSER, for god's sake.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:12,
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They're not even on here any more.Now they're all grown up with jobs and social lives and hot and cold running sex.
Booooring......
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:21,
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I don't have anything to do with her or my parents. Didn't invite them to my wedding and I'm pretty confident they don't know about my daughter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:21,
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that's not a nice thing to hear Bdog, but you have to live your life for you, and if they are baggage you don't want, then fair play. I know a couple of people who desperately try to make good with their families and it just causes more anguish.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:24,
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I find my life is considerably improved without them being a part of it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:25,
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Battered is like Jonathan HartFrom Hart to Hart.
He's self made. In fact, because he has a shed, I would suggest he is better than that Hart fella.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:10,
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I don't doubt it.Did you get the power hooked up?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:25,
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Not yet. Decided I need a more powerful ring main, which legally I have to get someone in to fit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:26,
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'sure' you 'have'I believe you.
Thousands wouldn't.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:02,
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Bender.So, how was the first day back? Have the shitters annoyed you sufficiently?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:10,
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It was fine.A few things to sort out, but no surprises.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:12,
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Not even a Kinder?What a bunch of cheapskates.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:14,
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Evenin. I am not Jeff. Nor am I a massive bender, nor a mod. these things may be connected, or they may not.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:03,
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What are you doing back here and with did you unfriend me on FB? You miserable cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:05,
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Oh, that's asking for a stepping, right there.Bitch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:06,
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OK.Long Live Queen Beth!! Huazzar!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:10,
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I'm more interested in whyYou stopped Battered from being a cyber friend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:14,
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Maybe you have to be¬this tall to ride the CQ friend train.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:15,
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I don't know.I know very little. No-one tells me anything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:19,
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Are you ignoring me?Lithium-addled wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:14,
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Hello hello, I am here, how are you? what's going on? did you have a nice day? what are you doing tonight? What do you think about that news eh? Blimey, it's getting cold quick isn't it? must be autumn. Got a busy week coming up? any plans for the weekend?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:04,
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Hello Piggly Wiggly.I'm fairly shit today. Got a cracking migraine yesterday which lasted into this afternoon. Had a mental busy rush around kind of day, and have finally got to sit down and chill.
And I've had to make an emergency dentist appointment for first thing tomorrow morning, cause I think I've lost a filling : (
/moan
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:08,
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/sympathyLadypig gets the migraine devil quite a bit, she is partially sighted, and if she has a heavy office day on the computers she spends the evening as a zombie thanks to the brain pain.
Re. Dentist; Polyfilla will do for a bit i'm sure.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:12,
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I don't get 'proper' migraines very much any more.But yesterday was a doozy. And I know a coiuple of other people who had the same, so I think it may have been something in teh weather.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:13,
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Maybe, or...GHOSTS!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:21,
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probably.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:28,
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So you have a semi-blind Mrs? That figures. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:34,
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yup, got one of them lovely blue badges for the car, it's fucking ace.
If you are wondering, she can see perfectly well, but only about a foot in front of her face, after that, it's all colourful blobs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:38,
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I want one of those badges, but my epilsy doesn't entitle me to one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:40,
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I'd have a right eppy if they said that to me.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:43,
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I was shaking with anger, then decided to ignore it and seizure the day. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:45,
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they are the best thing in the world, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:44,
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The best? Erm not really. Useful but that's about it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:46,
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well, ok, yes, probably not the best thing ever, but pretty good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:26,
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mr b3th is blind in one eyebut he's never asked for a blue badge, in case they decide to take his licence away instead.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:46,
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I now have the Half Man Half Biscuit song'Blue Badge Abuser' in my head.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:52,
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pretty good dozerdoo, how's your evening shaping up? Come dine with me can fuck off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:15,
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You'll spend this eveningWishing the plasterer would decorate your face so it looks like his radio.
With working class jizz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:20,
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I'm working class.And it's just to quote the job. He lives on my street. St Paul's Square dontcha know.
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a plasterer, in the evening? are you sure?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:22,
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What do you offer a plasterer in the evening?Long Island Iced Tea?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:28,
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New jeans to show off his arse by the sound of it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:29,
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well, i for one think it's nice that the LGBTQ community support eachother.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:36,
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So who else is up for a Pre Christmas bash in Winchester? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:35,
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i would be, but i don't really get time off around christmas.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:36,
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One of those days is the day after my birthdayso I would be interested, except that I can't travel further than Bristol without turning to a pillar of salt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:37,
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Attend or your mod powers will be revoked. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:41,
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Sat 8th seems to be the preferred date. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:43,
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That is not the day after my birthday.Therefore I am no longer interested.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:45,
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Out of interest...Why Winchester?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:49,
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Halfway(ish) between London and the west. Really nice place with great pubs. Both Monty and me know it well having both lived there in the past and thought it would be good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:52,
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Sounds like a fair shout.I shall check my diary.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:11,
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I'd be more up for a pre-Christmas bash in OxfordI wouldn't have to shell out for accommodation then, which likely I will be able to ill afford in December. Also I have floor space for people who want to crash. Not much, but some.
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Oxford lost the vote this time, but would make a good destination for one in the spring, as long as the students weren't there. I'd like to go drinking in The Eagle & Child in St Giles again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:17,
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If the bash was on the 15th all the students will have gonealthough I was planning to be away that weekend in any case. However I can tell you that Hilary ends 9th March and Trinity doesn't start til 21st April, so any time in that window is likely to be fairly free of students, particularly if it's before Easter weekend as opposed to after.
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That sounds like a good plan. If you book somewhere to stay for Winchester now it'll be cheap. Good place for Christmas shopping for the laydees(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:23,
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That involves having the money to book somewhere for Winchester now...(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:26, Reply)
i can do crash space as well, so we should put oxford on the cards. I live right by the train station as well, which is handy for any travel types.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:32,
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i know that, but we are allowed to have another bash, maybe next year.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:35,
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Are there any good hotels in Winchester?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:28,
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What am I? Fucking Tripadvisor? Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:30,
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Of course, if you move it to Oxford, we could all stay at berk towers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:34,
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This sub thread is beggingsome sort of 'smashing her back doors in' type of comment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:43,
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I was going to say I'm sure it isn'tbut then berk offered to shack up with one of you, so it probably is.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:48,
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I reckon I could get six people in here at a pushone of you would be in with me and one would probably be on top of the piano, though.
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Stunned would want to be in with you natch. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:45,
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I'm sure he would make an admirable big spoonhowever I suspect he's too tall for my futon.
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I have received a text: 'CQ the quickest re-flounce in history' Hahahahahaha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:56,
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what's his story then Bdog?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:27,
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He's a lithium-addled flouncing wanker. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:31,
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did you upset the poor lad?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:35,
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He asked him a question.Man, it was fucking BRUTAL.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:36,
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sometimes i wonder if i can handle the whirlwind that is /OT(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:45,
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I doubt it.You should probably just DYAAKY
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:47,
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