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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm having an indian and a few beers tonight.
What are you having?

What should I buy from the indian, I might get something spinachy..
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:00, 212 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I told /talk about this but they don't seem to care.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I can recommend the Jaipur
No idea what the food is like but the owners were really nice when I was working in that area
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Paneer Palak, Chapattis and some Dal of some kind.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Not a fan of Paneer tangles, I can't be dealing with it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I'll have yours then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
That said a Tarka Dal would go down well, I'll put that on the mental list.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Is that the otter one?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Chicken for tea tonight, then it's steak tomorrow. Got to get through the stuff in my freezer.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
You should read the menu and make that decision for yourself
I dunno what I'm doing tonight, probably play some computer games, and then it'll be late so I shall go to sleep, sereneded by the shipping forecast
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Have you seen FTL yet?
I dun played hours of that game.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Yeah, I'm shit at it likes, and I've only got the engi ship unlocked, but it's brilliant
got to the big boss thing a couple of times, both times, immediately wrecked
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I've only completed it on Easy, but got the federation ship.
I've also only ever completed it with two burst lasers, missiles keep missing for me when you get to sector 7+
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I just had the default engi weapon, two level 1 drones and a bloody healing bomb or summat
I wasn't doing any daamage, but I was pretty safe too, ended up just getting out lasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Yeah you need something to get its shields down and start causing damage.
I got an achievment for sufforcating everyone on a ship the other day, that was fun.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I suffocated my crew trying to put fires out if that's any good

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I care
and I'm mainly from /board.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
REALLY? WHAT IS HIS NAME??
HAHAHA....THE IMPLICATION IS THAT YOU ARE AN HOMMOSEXUAL AND ARE PLANNING ON ENGAGING IN SEXUAL CONDUCT WITH AN INDIAN GENTLEMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Seriously though, I could murder a curry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)
What's your favourite curry?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
your mums

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
My mum doesn't like curry, unfortunately
so me and my dad would sneak out and 'curry ourselves up' while she wasn't looking.

I love a good curry - unfortunately, I'm living in Tokyo for a bit and the curry choice is 'vegetable, mutton, chicken, butter chicken' and a choice of hatsui down to mild.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Oh, I thought you were one of bobbys accounts
sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
No, that's alright
Who's bobby? And why does he have many accounts?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
He's a morbidly obese studne teacher living in Bristol who has a pnechant for touching children in their special place
He has many accounts because he's a very stupid person who can't remember passwords very well.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
He thinks he needs a new account for every device that he looks at b3ta on.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Bless him, he's really quite stupid.
We keep him around a bit like a mungo pet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Oh dear, he sounds like a catch.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)

waves
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Are you Bobby then?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)
YES
Probably Lamb jalfrezi. But then it depends where you get it from. I had one from a place I'd never been to before and it was way too hot.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Should have asked for a milder dish.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Well yes!!
But it was mild enough at all the other takeaways I go to....but this one was mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
How's that?
I don't really know what I'm doing if I'm being honest
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
You are right T.H.
You calibrate based on what you know - I quite like a Thai green curry, but the difference in quality even in the same establishment can vary a lot
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
They were really nice though
I phoned them and said it was too hot last time, so they put fewer chilis in it for me. Then when they turned up, the guy had made notes on the menu saying which ones they could make hotter/milder for me. Now THAT'S customer service.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
That's quite special,
you want to hold on to those guys!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
did he refer to you as 'the faggot at number 23'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
the joke only works if you live at number 23

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
No
and yes, I suppose it does
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Actually, that being said
How would I know? I imagine he didn't, he was a very nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
GOOD HELLO MISTER GAYMAN
HERE IS CURRY FOR YOU YES? VERY MILD, YOU LIKE? IN MY COUNTRY YOU WOULD BE 'EL SHALVADOR BISHMILLA' WHICH MEANS 'GIANT WHITE BALD HOMOSEXUAL TESTICLES'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
:(
My testicles are a bit homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Are they bigger than heterosexual testicles?
Apparently homosexual members are, on average, larger than heterosexual ones.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I've found that with Jalfrezi
In different places it can be everything from watery and tasteless right up to the full-on ring burner.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Indeed
Shit....I want a lamb curry now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Good question!
Difficult to answer this one, I have many 'favourites'. I guess, if you push me, it has to be a jalfrezi too, but *whispers* I sometimes ask for the mildly spiced 'meat grill' - like a kebab, but nicer and fantastic - works really well well as a side order!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Oh, you've got to get side orders
They do a good tandoori mixed grill. OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY....WE NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT CURRY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Ha ha!
But they're so nice and spicy! Okay then, what are your plans for the weekend? My day is already over and I'm planning on sleeping in a bit later than I would on a work day and maybe going for a walk.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
MARSHALL ANNIVERSARY CONCERT IN THE LONDON!!!
And I don't care what else. I'm listening to loud music for a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Man! I am jealous.
Sounds like the perfect weekend!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I can't wait, even though I'll have to, for fucking 6ish hours.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Wonder if I can convince the missus to get one on Sunday
*begins plotting*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Text her saying "no cock for you unless we get an indian takeaway on Sunday"
She'll probably even pay for it then.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Hey, good thinking
I am NOT flicking that bean until I've got a keema naan right in front of me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)
"Then I'm going to rub it on your minge until you orgasm."

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Ha, like I'd waste a perfectly good keema naan on that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

no

Threatening her with rape is likely to be much more effective.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Want a curry? Drowing in debt?
You can't go wrong
with a good Rape Threat!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1735538
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
WeRapeAnyGash Converters

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
WeRapeAnyArse.com.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
The gayday loans company.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I'm going to pick some more of my kale and some courgettes and have them with some pork chops
I may braise the pork chops in beer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I used honey and homebrew cider to cook a pork joint the other day.
It was well nice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I could use cider
but I only have a couple of cans of Scrumpy Jacks
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Best drink them and get your wife to do the cooking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Nah, she's a lazy bint
I do almost all the cooking in our gaffe.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Withold the cock until she bucks her ideas up.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I'm thinking the rape threat might be a better option.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
You know that scene in F.R.I.E.N.D.S where Rachael can't plop out that baby so Russ makes her a curry and goes to have sex with her.
Well, yeah', THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Dunno

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Quiet one for me, seeing kid at 9am tomorrow.
Then I will get a bit pissed up.

Sag gosht, or a sag shahee.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Sag paneer is amazing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
That's just paneer palack by a different name

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I made dough first thing this morning and left it to rise
so pizza, unless the fucking yeast is off again.

You should get a puree. best of all the shrimp-based starters.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I'm not a huge fan of the puree myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I don't think I've ever had one to be honest.
I usually go for lamb chops or "shit" kebabs
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I love a good shit kebab.
But unless I'm at Needoo, I never have starters at an Indian restaurant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is probably wise.
I can never finish the main if I do. I'm a proper failure at LOLfatting.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
The good thing about a takeaway is that extra food is just lunch the next day!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I treat the poppadoms as starters.
Actually if we get takeaway from our local, they throw in tandoori chicken wings for free.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
To be honest this conversation is accademic if I'm not careful B will finish everything we order.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Is she a big fat bloater behind closed doors?
Does she run to the bathroom after every meal?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Just a greedy cow to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I've lost over a stone in the last week and a bit !
All my shirts that were slightly too tight are now slightly too baggy.

I'm gonna keep on going until I get some sex and/or can wear a shirt that isn't from BHS, George or Marks'n'Sparks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Well done dude, what are you doing to lose weight?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Acute flair up of chrones and a bad reaction to the steriods.
And all the fizzy pop I drink is going sugar-free, haven't had a 'V' since sunday where as before I would have like 1/4 my day's callories in that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I want a Rubbican Lychee SOO BAD right now.
I have a sugar free Boost and sugar free Relentless but it just tastes of chemicals. I might pop a saxceeen in it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
A well-made one is lovely.
but, y'know. It's all personal preference, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Pumpkin veg dish if they do it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Stewing steak and dumplings with mash
Buy anything that has 'naga' in the name
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I like dumplings
do you make them with proper suet?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
You can't make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less!
/FILM
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE!!!!!
Monty is gonna love me for that
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVANetc

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
SCRUBBERS!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
PAIROFPINTS!
Oh man, it's just like an A-level party all over again. CHINCHIN!
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I want the finest wines available to humanity
I want them here and I want them now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Oh yes

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
that fit news24 sports presenter is called Catherine something.
Obvs could be one of several spellings.

She'd gorgeous and looks like a young Fiona Bruce.

Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Katherine Downes?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Named after the syndrome.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
She does look a bit like that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
that's her.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Are you fucking mad?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Ha best surname ever
twitter.com/KDownesBBC
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Blocked by fucking Websense, Chompy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Twitter is full of racist homophobes so that's probably for the best.
You're impressionable.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Fair dos.
Wouldn't want to end up like certain members of this esteemed organ!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
You'd have to become a lot more senile
and be a lot more of a bellend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Looks like pre-op Hayley from Corrie

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
She's alright in a sort of jolly hockey sticks sort of way.
Looks like a more attractive version of the woman from Black Books.
Overall I would let her touch my penis.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
she's extremely cute and very Brucesque

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)
No, I'm afraid you have very poor taste in women
and apparently even worse eyesight
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
alternatively
Different taste to you.

Have you seen her on telly or just Google images?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)
She's no Wendy off BBC travel news
and that's a fact.
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I have a weird fetish for BBC newsladies :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Lamb Handi Ghost
I have pie for supper, pie and wine
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
No arse rape?
That's not like you on a Friday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
That's dessert

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
The rest of us have Butterjockanese Angel Delight
Apey forcibly violates arseholes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I don't like the way the the sand chaffes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I'm waiting for my iphone to be delivered !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)
You should have no problem finding
your nearest branch of Our Price.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Hahah
Right next to Bejam's!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Mum's gone to Bejams because her iphone is shit!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Glad to see you weren't one of the high fiving tossers standing in line.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Seems a bit like too much effort, apparently there was a punch out in manchester over the stuff.
Nokia want to give me a 920 too for my blogging'n'stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Oh cool, take them up on the offer, I'd like to hear your opinion.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Blogging is overrated.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
They don't let people like you into the blogosphere.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
grandad

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I was in the blogosphere when it was all fields.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I was in the blogosphere when it wasn't even spherical.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
MY OPINION IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Deffo =)
I gotta go down to some filming on the 27th or 28th. I was quite the fan of WM7, it had some great ideas not quite executed quite as refined, but paring up WM8 with Tablets and all that juicy NFC tech would totally have potential. I doubt it can take on iOS or Android, but it has more than a shot to take over everything from RIM.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Threadjacking my own thread.
So who thinks Calista Flockhart is attractive.
I'm going to say that I do.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:04, Reply)
She's a bag of bones shoved in a drumskin

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That was about 10 years ago Kroney
do you not think she might have changed a bit?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
A Google search reveals that she hasn't.
At least, not enough.
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This is a recent photo I think
www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2012/sep/21/calista-flockhart-theatre-the-seagull?newsfeed=true
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
She's pretty nice there.
She's thin, but not skeletal like her and Courtney Cox were in the late 90s
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
See? Still way too skinny.

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Is Harrison Ford still chucking his rebel muck up her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Apparently she's shit at oral and he shouts
'EASY, CHEWIE'

lolololololololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
SO I DON'T NEED TO EXAPLIN IT!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
liking this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
EXAPLINING THINGS IS FUN!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
he won't go out with fat chicks
due to the phobia developed during filming of the opening scene of Temple of Doom

/convoluted
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I don't get this
I thought that was the one where the chinese dude poisons him and he has to find the antidote?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
The big rolling boulder thingy, not sure which one that is.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Is he still capable? He's ninety, or something.
Wearing an earring the last time I saw him too, the prick.
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Like a French Whoopsie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
She could do with a big mac or 3 but she's cute
dexterseason7.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Calista-Flockhart-dexter-season-7-premiere.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Oooo, when does Dexter start again?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Press Gang was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Okay, so that's a really nice picuture of her.
But I agree that she could do with eating a bit more - she's very pretty, but a bit too thin, in my opinion.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Urgh not at all.
Auschwitz, but in all the wrong ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Again, your opinions are based on a ten year old TV program.
Criticise her for fucking Harrison Ford by all means.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Or maybe she's still too damned thin.

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Or maybe you've not had a girlfriend in fucking years and do you not think maybe you're not really in a position to be picky.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
It's been a few months and I am hardly starved for attention. Don't you worry, my little ginger-moustached friend.

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HI MY NAMES KRONEY AND I'VE GOT LOADS OF BIRDS BANGING DOWN MY DOORS AFTER MY COCK

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Not loads. A few.
Christ it's not like I'm a Dozer level fanny-magnet, or anything.
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If only he knew how it worked...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Knee deep in gash, he is.
That's right - 8cm of gash!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Beating off women with a shitty toothpick

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Click

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Sounds pleasant
Is this not Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
meh
It's tiring being this good looking you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Pepe Le Phew

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
HAVE YOU HAD A LOOK AT MY ARSE AND LEGS? LOOOOOOK GO ON LOOOOK AT MY ARSE AND LEGS

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Oh so nowadays she's curvy and has big knockers yeah?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Hahahahahaha. She's had her knockers.
Knockers????? Is it 1975?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
*looks at clothes*
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
*looks at wallet more like*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
EEEE, she's a luvverly bit o' crumpet

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I wouldn't mind 'having it off' with her!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Up for a bit of "bonking" are you?
Eh? EH?
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I've got a bit of a "bonk on" thinking about her

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
nah
Too skinny

Soz Chompo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
There's definitely duck in her ancestry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I like how cross Al's getting because the rest of us have eyes.

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Quackers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Skinny women can be beautiful,
unlike piebeasts.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
The prosecution puts forward Nigella Lawson, your Honour

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)
She's not a piebeast.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
How big is a piebeast?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
It's all about the Tit/bum/belly ratio

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)
So WW is a pie beast right?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Ms Lawson has all 3 in decent measures

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Yeah, but her stomach is smaller than her tits.

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I see
If the measurements are similar this qualifies as piebeast
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)
That, I believe, is the crux of the matter.

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A quick check would be do they go "in" at the middle?
If not, piebeast
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Aren't all Northern birds Piebeasts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)
All the ones in sportos house are

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)
That is certainly true.
This one is just too thin.
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No

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
is tangerd still about?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Why?
Do you fancy him?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
yes.
Don't we all?

Plus I wanted to know if that Burial record he ordered has come through yet.

Plus, Napalm Death are playing in Leeds v soon, wanted to know if he'd he up for going to see them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
They haven't been any good since Lee Dorrian left.
I saw a video of them with some American kid on vocals, and it was just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Barney is still with the so far as I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Wow, long old thread
In other news, TH!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Hey TH,
I was busy this afternoon, how have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Yeah, alright
but I'm going home now, sorry. Tomorrow LONDON!

Tara love
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

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