STOMP.
I have the ashes of my dead cat. Suggestions please on what do with them.

Alt: how have you spent your day? I've been gardening.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:04, 87 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Flush them down your toilet you gaylord.
It's only a cat. And I'm speaking as a cat fan.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I was looking for something a little more creative and possibly amusing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Put them in your wife's porridge?

( Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

That's more like it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

EEEEE, CATFANS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Shut it Roland.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I wish I was too young to get this reference.
But I'm not.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

milkshake

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Shove them up your cockend and a shit out a guinea pig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I recommend the Keith Richards/dad's ashes approach.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I no longer have my silver straws :(

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

snort them.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Too slow, Windy-woe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

No change there then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

piss off nonce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Now stea-dy on!
I thought we were pals???????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I'm only joiking you lovely young man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Phew - I mean, for a minute there...I thought....
oh never mind.


I feel a bit silly now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

nah, I loves ya.
I also have a hole in my boot. I only discovered this when it started raining.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Is this about cars again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

no, my boots,
on my feet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Your feelings now match your appearance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

OH C'MON THIS IS GOOD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK THIS TO YOU BUT NO IT ISN'T

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

You cruel bully. In other news I believe it is Jeff's birthday today. I shaLl text some abuse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

IT'S PISSING DOWN AND MY COAT IS AN HOUR AWAY FROM HERE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

I am on the pub, covered in fence treatment with no coat. I hope the rain will wash the stuff off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:57, Reply)

It isn't my birthday till Sunday.
Feel free to text me some abuse then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)

I'll text you abuse whenever I like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Alright Windy,
You're in the pub trade, right? And you're in Oxford, right? Are you in the 'cool' bit of Oxford - i.e., the 'triangle', or are you more centrally located?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

He's in the centre of the 'fucking prick' district.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Woah, now, steady on, No real places of work online.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Gong are playing in Oxford relatively soon,
there is talk of going with my brother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

I would like to see Gong,
where are they playing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Dunno. my bruv is in charge of gigs.
You'd like him, he's fucking hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

will i like him more than i like you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I expect so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)

well, if you do get tickets, let me know, and i will join you,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Will do, young master Windlington.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:40, Reply)

oh, it's at the fucking O2.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Is that bad?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

well, if you like paying £4 a pint for beer,
from lines that have probably never been cleaned, then no.
And, they've ruined the Hobgoblin, which used to be the pub where you would run out of the 02 and buy a pint between acts to save spending a fortune on shit beer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Stalker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Absolutely. As a stalker I have all the answers already, of course.
I'm 6000 miles away, but live in Oxford normally, so it's interesting to know - there are some cracking pubs in the 'ford and there was talk about a bash in Oxford - I'd be keen.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

You must be a student,
as I've lived in oxford my whole life and never know anyone refer to any part of Oxford as "The Triangle"
Are you on about the money end, i.e Jericho and summertown, or student Village, i.e Cowley Road and Iffley?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

this came across more aggressive than i had hoped.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I thought it was quite butch

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:41, Reply)

do you like it when i'm aggressive?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)

a bit, yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)

No way!
I teach the buggers, but am not one myself! Have you never heard of 'the golden triangle' - i.e. Cowley and Iffley Roads? I'm not a local, brought up in the area, so I don't know the real terms. Jericho - I wish I could afford to live there...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Dude.
The Golden Triangle is in Southeast Asia.


DURRRR!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Velly solly.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Never heard it referred to as that,
but i can see that. I gazzed you my pub.
I used to live in Jericho, i had a basement flat on Walton Street. Nothing i owned was stored lower than 6 inches abve the floor. It is not all luxury.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:43, Reply)

But think about the LOCATION!!
A local guy helped us move house - he grew up in Jericho and used to watch Supergrass, Radiohead etc. in the Jericho Tavern. It's scary how much the houses there cost now - my missus was actually a student in Oxford in the early 90s and said that then, Jericho was a 'no go' area - times chance, eh?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:50, Reply)

yeah, it used to be proper rough,
Then people got all in to period houses, and BOOM!!!
Also, it's not far from Woodstock road, the traditional home of the money in oxford, so if you wanted to be close to the upper lot, but weren't so flush, Jericho was where it was.
I saw Supergrass at The Jericho, and Thom Yorke and his wife are friends of ours.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

More shameless namedropping I have never seen
outside of my own posts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I have yet to post on this week's QOTW about my own acquaintances and friendships. I think I will leave it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:58, Reply)

i want to be like youooooo ooo,
talk like you, walk like you its truee ooooh oooh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:59, Reply)

*does Wayne and Garth 'we're not worthy' routine*
That's fantastic and at the risk of potentially pissing of Mr Boyce, I think Radiohead (and of course T.Y.) are probably the most significant band to have come out of the U.K. in the last 20 years.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)

keep them in the car in preparation for icy conditions

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Can you get them on the Wembley turf?
Go to some event and shake them out through your trouser leg, like they do in The Great Escape with the soil.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Feed it to the other cats.
In fact, you should have done that instead of cremation.
Hey Battered, why did you have so many cats in the first place?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I had 2 originally. I had a gf who was a veterinary nurse, when we started living togetherbshebbrougt another 2.
When we split up she couldn't take her 2 to her new place so left them with me. As I am too soft I kept them instead of giving them away or eating them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Still a bit weird, if you ask me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I will never own another one. Sick of the things

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

How many left to get rid of?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

3, possibly 2.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Mix them with lube
only reveal you your wife mid bumfuck what you have done.

this would be lolarious.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

That would be an option apart from one crucial thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

you haven't got any lube?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:27, Reply)

His wife has no bumhole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:28, Reply)

His wife won't fuck him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Your Mrs lets me fuck her.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Does she then give you a biscuit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:38, Reply)

No. A sob story about what an impotent dull idiot you are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:40, Reply)

She's got my number alright.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:51, Reply)

A number that you've written on the walls of a considerable number of male toilets.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Networking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)

is she a tea lady, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I just wondered how he got so fat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Her thighs are too long for you to reach?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

COME BACK HAPPYBARA.
I fucking love that bloke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Oh good, I wondered if that reference was too old. :)
I should have know you'd like a good in-joke monters.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)

YAY IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE just arrived.
I took sizzors to my sim card and got it working.

OH BOY OH BOY
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Orange can't supply me one until the 7th Nov. They will also only give me the 32gb for free & would charge £219 for the 64gb, which doesn't seem worth it given how much I use my iPad instead of my phone.
BTW - what's happened to your dog website?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:30, Reply)

The screen actually makes a massive difference, it feels just right, not being big just for the sake of it.
That 32gb would tie you down to Orange for 24 months (or possibly 18), if you ain't moving then go for it. I'm going sim-free this year.

I kindda put it on the back-burner when I got too busy =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Calender and email fucking rock on this thing.

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