The free comedy night I went to yesterday was really rather good, plus they had special guest star Alistair McGowen who was much better than he is on telly
When were you last pleasantly surprised?

alt: Earl Grey tea is fucking bent isn't it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:13, 162 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

fucking hell nakers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I made it for you :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

burn it with fire

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I was pleasantly surprised
to find your mum had been doing her Kegels as I suggested.

alt: Only if you're pretentious about it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

yeah, earl GAY more like

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

alistair mcgowan is shit

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I agree, but he was pretty goos last night
comedy is always better live and after 4 pints and no supper
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Unless Alastain McShitcunt is involved, unless you are retarded.
Did he do 'impressions'? 'Impressions' are shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

A quacking night out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

and then maverick threw his dogtags in the sea :(

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Maybe I should have a gander

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

He pinched your arse?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I heard Ryan Gosling made a guest appearance

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Was he wearing a signet ring?

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I'm 'down' with that, Nakie-noo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I bet you're spitting feathers this morning

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

This is factually correct in every way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

naked ape and alistair mcgowan are really shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

This post has the razor sharp wit of a drunk mongoloid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

And is still funnier than any of yours

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

being in the same room as both of you must have been an awesome experience

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

clicked dis

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Not really that interesting, but I was pleasantly surprised to discover my favourite ale in Morrisons recently
That was nice.

Alt: I've never tried it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

probably a bit 'posh' for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I'm not drinking any tea at the minute, so that could also be part of it.
Morning NA, alright?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I have a pretty nasty hangover, for some reason I smoked last night
that reason was probably the 7 pints I drank :S
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I've done that before, it's a terrible idea
Woke up the next day with a hideously familiar taste in my mouth, took me half an hour to remember I'd been smoking the night before.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

what did you think of the racism in avengers assemble, AA?

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I'm unsure of which part you refer to, tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

when captain america goes onto the bridge of the big aircraft carrier he hands Samuel L. Jackson a tip and calls him 'boy'

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

The mods have assured me that they're keeping an eye on your 'entirely innocent' but persistent enquiries regarding posters childcare arrangements

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Alt: I like it. Slice of lemon, off you go. It's the bergamot which gives it its unique taste, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

^this right here is the most shit bent thing ever posted on OT
well done monty.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Chin chin!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Bent 2.0

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

you click on it and only Monty can read your posts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Bergamot?
TURDAMOT MORE LIKE!!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

here we have it, ladies and gentleman
solid proof that monty boyce is in fact a bankrupt ex member of the royal family

I give you, Earl Gay
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Alt: I love Earl Grey tea.
I don't care if its the bentest thing about me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

If only it were.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Getting an extra day's paid holiday over christmas was a nice surprise
I also discovered that I can upgrade my phone contract to unlimited pretty much everything for just £5 a month, which is worth it just not to have to worry about going over my allowances and getting scalped. So I did and was further pleasantly surprised to find that O2 seem to have done the whole transition on-line with minimal fuss and hassle, although I shall be scrutinising my next bill hard for hidden charges.

Alt: I like it well enough although I rarely drink it. Most recently I have been getting into herbal 'teas' and have found that once you get past the point of them all tasting rather like hot waters, there are subtle flavour differences that are quite enjoyable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Tea and herbal do not belong together in the same sentence

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Where to start two hats, where to start.
Well, for starters, he only has one hat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

either that was an attempt at humour or you are a fucking idiot.
I know which one my money's on.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Me too.
I have no idea why I read your name as Two Hats.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Is it pre-race nerves, Al?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

It could be Monty
But you know what, I'm feeling pretty good, last night I ran a personal best over five miles, including the last miles in about 8m30s which I was particularly pleased with.

I'm surprised given how little training I've done for this one compared with the last one, but we'll see what happens on the day.

It's meant to rain, which I'm not happy about.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I for one would like you wish you the very best of Welsh luck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Thank you
I hear you're seeing my team mate this evening.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I am. Gutted to hear she's off the booze though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)

She's off the running too. Which makes a mockery of her reasons to not booze.
I realise of course her reasons for not boozing are unrelated to her not running, but you should still be sure to loudly mock her for her massive jessie approach to life.

I myslef enjoyed quite a lot of sloe gin, strawberry vodka and red wine on monday night, and look what it did to my performance.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Nice work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I like a range of hot drinks
from strong coffee through to camomile tea. as an insomniac I try to avoid caffeine after a certain point in the day. what started as a pathetic substitute has evolved in to something I genuinely enjoy. I quite like having so many options.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Oh and I have many more than 2 hats
Today it's a fedora.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I'm off to a freakshow on Friday
and then getting the Night Bus back from Southwark, so a double dose of freaks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Is that some Jim Rose kind of thing?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)

it's this one
TimeOut Friday Night Freakshow.

TimeOut doing a voucher for a tenner, there's usually some tits and comedy in this sort of thing so I figured I'd give it a try.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Tits and comedy you say?
Are you going round Quint's house?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

He said Southwark, not South Reading

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I like Earl Grey tea, you fuck knuckle.
I also like many other forms of tea including Lady Grey.

YES LADY GREY, THE GIRLS' VERSION OF THE BENTEST TEA IN EXISTENCE. I DON'T CARE I LIKE IT.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)

And just like that
Monty's "most shit bent thing ever posted on OT" crown has passed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)

sadly not, for even this was not as shit and bent as what monty posted.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

well, I'd expect this sort of shit from a frenchman.
the rest of you FOR SHAME.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I DON'T CARE I AM COMFORTABLE IN MY SEXUALITY

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I actually meant to reply to Lighty.
Shit AND bent, this day can't possibly get any worse.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

That's what De Gaulle said

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

And then Hitler walked in via the garden gate*
*Belgium
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

you should be fucking ashamed.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

ashamed shot at dawn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I shot at Dawn once
Should have asked first, really
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I had apple and blackberry "tea" whilst on holiday
You know what? It wasn't entirely unpleasant.

Just because you're Scottish and drink only animal fat, it doesn't mean the rest of us have to ACTUALLY.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

no but you could drink something nice that's not made by fucking hippies.
I drink coffee, LIKE A FUCKING MAN.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

MAN Frenchman

Ironically
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

wop actually.
causea lika to drink da espresso si?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Well, they're both famous for drinking coffee
and neither are known for being overtly manly. However, only one would have been humourously ironic given my meme.

You stupid fucking knuckle dragging Scotch Neanderthal.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

you going to have a strop and burn some sheep?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)

ironically enough
Neanderthals were French, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Nakers is French too? Who knew!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

My little toe is French
we came here with the Norman invasion of 1066
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Hence your Gallic first name
and quite possibly your surname but I don't know it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

My surname is quite Gallic adn has a close gallic equivilant
my first name is coincidence I think, massively bent conincidence
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

German, I thought

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Well I think this thread is a great success

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

yes, well done nakers. it's a gem.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

thanks MMPS, you're a mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

prick

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I've never been pleasantly surprised in my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Never had an orgasm eh?
Poor Monty.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Not one that I was surprised by, to be honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

mmps you cunt
Nakers you spastic
Kroney you turdlover
Monty you hobosexual
CQ you ASD Wilf Lunn prick
Al you...let's not go there.

Alright?

I like tea with milk and two sugars.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

hey everyone, it's dozer! you all love him here, right?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)

that was me being coquettish up there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I like them best with pork chops.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Cockish, MORE LIKE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Thank fuck
we've been having to rely on Nakers for entertainment
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)

/OT's very own 'Alastair McGowan'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

localboy
Is OT's very own Andy Parsons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)

You are OT's very own 'Chris Barry'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

*shouts and bangs fist on desk*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)

His "bent spastic" impression is brilliant
indistinguishable from the real thing
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)

well I had you to model it on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Well consider yourself as flattered as roadkill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

that's "flattened" , you numpty.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Impressionists are usually shit and unfunny.
There are no pleasant surprises, only the predictable mundanity of everyday life.
That is why we have stimulants, narcotics and other mood-altering chemicals.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Rory Bremner and Rob Brydon are funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

according to the receipt i found a moment ago, in the back pocket of my trousers,
at exactly 01.06 i paid for a round of Bulleit Bourbons for 9 people, or possiblly 3 people having 3 each. I don't remember this, and now am worried what else i don't remember.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

sopme French chick bought me jager last night, for the love of god why?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

was it cold?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

You remember snogging me at the end of the night though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

i also have found a piece of paper with what i assume ar lyrics,
and a weblink
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

You wrote me such achingly beautiful poetry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

So you weren't serious about us getting married then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

He's such a heart breaker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I wouldn't say that Van Gogh was shit.
Unfunny though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

He was Post-Impressionist.
His gag about sending his ear to prostitutes was pretty lol though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

That's me told.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I'd like to go and see more stand up comedy,
but the only one in oxford is shit, gets some good acts occasionally, but never during the week. I went to one of the up and comers nights on a wednesday (like open mic for comedians) and i tell you, even some of you were funnier than that load of old wank bags.

I was pleasantly surprised to find the apples from the garden made a cracking juice, and so hopefully, will also provide some cracking homebrew.

Alt: I don't think i've paid attention to what sort of tea is in my tea as i only ever drink tea at work, and all the little labels have fallen off the teabags. I know they're twinings, but god knows what sort, Earl Grey is like all other tea, hot and refreshing, and anyone who gets upset about what sort of tea people dink really needs to have a think about how best to cook eggs in the morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)

POACHED

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

You are WRONG you GAY

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

just because you can only eat one egg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I only get upset when someone gives me earl grey. Because it's fucking disgusting.
There are so many other delicious blends out there, English Breakfast, Irish Brekafast, Assam, Ceylon, Kenyan, that there really is no need for that flowery tasting shit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

English Breakfast?
God, Al. You're so fucking mainstream. I only drink Lapsang Souchong as that's what they serve in this little cafe in a second-hand bookshop that specialises in Russian pre-industrial philosophers on my little street in Holburn.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

there is a great standup night at the hifi club in Leeds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

thanks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

any time, Winders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I never get an invite from you :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i'm scared of our love.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I only want to make you happy :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jGcxMHO8OA
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I saw Ross Noble at the Oxford Glee last year
he was his usual excellent self. Plus the New Theatre (the one on George St rather than the one opposite the Ashmolean) usually sees most of the smaller comedians. The little theatre in Summertown also has some decent people, sometimes. Oxford's not that bad.
(berk, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

All weekends though unfortunately,
and I very very rarely get a weekend off.
Actually, Oxford Glee is usually good for some bits. I didn't though ththeatre in summertown did comedy, i will keep eye out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Aren't you the manager, though?
you're supposed to have minions for that sort of shit.
(berk, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

As true as this is,
I would be a terrible Manager if i wasn't there for the key shifts. Weekends, especially Saturdays where the upstairs bar is open, are tough to run in that place, and at the moment i haven't got a strong enough assistant to leave them all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

oooo ooooo ooooo sir *holds arm up with hand*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

you wear a tie,
you can't work for me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

and look damn fyne in it too!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)

oh yes,
you absolutely look the business, but it's not my business sonny, so you're out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)

"Glass of white wine or fruit-based drink for the lady?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I find it irritating that Al Murray is a genuinely intesting and clever man,
and yet that character is so fucking shit and rubbish.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

His series on D-Day etc was excellent.
The pub landlord thing is like a modern Alfred Garnett, some people laugh at the jokes without realising how sad the character really is.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)

uhhh when my parents shoved about a weeks worth of fresh vegetables into my arms from the garden.
Tomorrow I will be making coleslaw and pasta with salad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

rm nu
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

botty lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

pretty sure that's incestuous.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

why?
did your dad use his penis to insert the vegetables?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

What other way is there?

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

well, her mum could have put them in her vagina,
and then they sort of scissor together to pass them up poppets bum
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

or squeezed and fired them like a thai hooker with ping pong balls.
up her bum.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

This is easily the most logical explanation.
I don't know *what* the fuck Windy's crapping on about. Bloody tin-foil-hatter.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Pretty sure it's been so long for you that you don't really care.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

three weeks isn't that long a time you know...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

SLUT!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

fresh!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Exciting!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)

you guys are well weird.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

hang on, you dropped this.
?
supposed to go after ever sentence you know.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Aow roight mite?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)

It's a song you flid.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwfAABrahos
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)

baldmonkey used to say FRESH!
also: hedge fund.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)