i told tracey today that she looked very nice
and she said 'ugh'. when was the last time someone took a compliment you gave them the wrong way?

alt are you good at giving compliments? when was the last time you paid someone a compliment?

altalt pay a fellow b3tan a compliment, i'll start, 'Windy Pig isn't as bad as Naked Ape'. Ooh, that almost sounds like a chinese proverb, know any good chinese proverbs?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:35, 75 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can't be bothered to answer any of these

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)

if i was your mum you'd be grounded

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)

You're looking good today, quints
Alt: See above.
Altalt: ^^
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

thanks man

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Jesus Christ Q,
its only a Tuesday, this is definitely a Wednesday thread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)

desperate times WP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)

shut up windy pig
i'm doing my best here :(
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I know Q,
and truly I love you, but sometimes the truth is important.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)

thanks, maybe we can grow from here?

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)

You shouldn't have been holding your cock.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

lesson for life here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Yeah thanks a lot Ape
I just tried applying this advice and ended up pissing all over my shoes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I make sure I pay my wife a compliment on most days. I find it makes my life easier.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)

a compliment on most days
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)

you pay your wife too?
fucks sake battered, can't you get it for free ANYWHERE?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Perhaps he should move to a dwarf fetish messageboard

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)

+nother

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)

altalt: Man who go sideways through Singapore Airlines turnstile probably going to Bangkok.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)

i'm fucking leaving, you're all cunts

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Or
"Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

"Rich man give wife grand piano, happy man give wife upright organ"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)

i just realised you were answering my question about proverbs
well done, localboy


well done
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)

i hate when people give fake compliments
My boss and another girl from work compliment every person that walks in the door
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)

me too, i only compliment people who deserve it
everyone else is a prick
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)

try not wanking into her hair next time you say it
never. people always know i am being genuine, and i make my meaning clear.

alt: i told my secretary how nice her blouse was this morning.

altalt: qualified left-handed compliments ftw. so, you're still a cunt but less of a cunt than you used to be. stunned is a pervert (that's a compliment for him). i hear kroney has great legs (albeit i hear that from him). windy pig is a good addition to OT (compared to some of the creatures that lurk here). and so on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not sleeping with you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I am sleeping with you though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I am also sleeping with you.

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

well, quite.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

this is why everyone here has teh aidz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)

the other day my brother said he hopes i die of AIDs
bit out of order, that
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

i like your brother

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

you would, you're a filthy desperate slag
and that happens to be his type
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)

does he have a neck?
or is that just a quentin gene?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

he has a neck, and yet is considerably shorter than i am
funny how that works, genes eh?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

inbred faulty ones, aye
actually it always makes me laugh when siblings look alike (my brothers and i look nothing alike). all those centuries of genes swirling around, how do they manage to pick out the same ones?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

dunno, i'm not a geneticist

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

dude, i would never compete with janet
your anal virginity is safe with me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

i'm not sleeping with you

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)

what's the opposite of LIES ON THE INTERNET?
this. total truth on the internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)

i beg you a?
did you say you're shagging me?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)

no
i said your statement was the opposite of the usual position, lies on the internet. you are telling sooooo much truth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

so you are saying that i said i am sleeping with you?
why are you saying these things swipe? has your brain snapped?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)

i am saying that if my foof were on fire
and your nob were the only hosepipe in the whole of britain...

.... i'd let it burn to death rather than go within 100 square miles of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

i wish you were on fire

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

well, we don't always get what we want

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

i'm going to send you a couple of hundred thousand matches in seperate envelopes
and then just wait for your dried-up old snatch to create a spark
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Altalt: I don't know any Chinese proverbs, but I know some Russian ones. For example:
Don't look now, but someone is stealing your potatoes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)

that's a bit racist, tangles
isn't there anyone here who isn't a a racist?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)

In what way is this racist?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)

you're implying russians have no potatoes or steal potatoes
when we all know that's the Irish
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)

No, I'm quoting a Russian proverb that I read in a book of Russian proverbs.
Several of their proverbs are racist towards Cossacks though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I don't know Q.
Are there any wogs or coons on the board this afternoon?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)

if only there were all you racist cunts might behave yourselves

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Yasser, Boss.
Can I fetch ya, a pitcher of cool water Boss?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I hope not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

you forget some of us have met you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

What of it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Well, you are black, aren't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

How dare you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

maybe you just had a really deep suntan
and a comedy 70's wig?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

My hair is more grey than anything and the last couple of times you've been lucky enough to see me I have had the remains of a tan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Oi Tangers, you rent boi
Have you got Untrue yet? I'll be getting that new Godspeed album this week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

there really are fewer and fewer people here that I can tolerate

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)

pleased to hear that, Q
Maybe you'll finally fuck off for good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

that's really nasty, i'd have thought someone with your obviously disabilities would be more understanding

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

man, I love lolrony on the internet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

it's a shame you spelled lolirony wrong

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

no I didn't, I spelled lolrony correctly.
You know, a portmanteau of 'lol' and 'irony'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:14, Reply)

lolrony doesn't even make any sense

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

yes it does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)

your face is lolronic

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)

the fact that you type like a chimp with rabies is well lolronic when you talk about either disabilities or use of the English language.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)

you mean disability's
and you missed a comma
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

that's so lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)