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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how was your lunch, you WANKERS?mine was nice, i had a little pizza and could go for a little poop right now.
alt what are you doing for hallowe'en?
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I had left over lasagna that I made last night, while also making ginger beer.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
A good ginger beer is fucking wonderful(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:10,
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Bring some in when it's ready and we can all try it.No wait, that won't work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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I'll just get drunk on it and post shit on here and have a cry at 3am(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
A massive ham and mustard sarnie on tiger breadWashed down with 3 pints of Peroni
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Your mum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:07,
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sounds like a gay lunchyou could be doing my mum at hallowe'en, i'm not sure where she'll be, my girlfriend has bought a witch costume though
i don't have a costume this year because i'm too old for that now
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She's your girlfriend again now then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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...and just how old is she, Sir Jimmy?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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I'm so pleased for you both.You make such a nice couple.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:11,
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agreed, but you've got a kid haven't you?will you be trick or treating or taking them to a party? and will they get in the back of my van?
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fuck that, school sorts that shit out.missus will probably make a meal. she's already put the decorations up.
fuck it, I've got FM13 to concentrate on this weekend.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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football manager 2013she's fucking mental for ha'l'low'en'een'eeeeen
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:12,
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kerazy mrs mmps, that's what the kids call herand they're going to egg and loo roll your house because they think she's a witch
i don't "get" football manager games. i think i played the first premier manager and champ manager games in the 90s, i didn't like that it was all just a list, and the matches jsut sort of happened without you being able to watch or influence anything
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yeah well, she's good at the sex.see I can't be arsed with games like fifa. much prefer to build a team and all that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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i can't be arsed with them eitheri played some goldeneye earlier this year, but other than that I don't really do gaming
soz, mmps
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oh but i do LOVE playing mariokart 7 online on my nephew's 3DSI fucking kick arse at that
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mini mmps has been hinting about getting one of those.when he gets a job he can waste his money how he likes.
I'd love to help but rules is rules.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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I've decided to keep mine too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:23,
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How rude!and I'm not mean :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:49,
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no lunch todaybeen reading at a school.
one of the little boys kept dropping the most disgusting eggy farts and laughing, it was rank. little girls don't do that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:08,
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i'd have thought with a degree in law you wouldn't still need reading lessons(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
of course not, i'm implying you have a 360" waistat best i'm 3" circumference where it's most important
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Pizza. Alt: I will be in Poland working, so probably nothing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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also just got this text, made me laugh:"our records indicate that you were once felt up by jimmy savile and could be entitled to £2147 in compensation. just reply "how's about that then" to register or to opt out text "stop jimmy stop". register before the end of the month for a free "lawyers4u fixed it for me!" badge.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:10,
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Wait until the weekend:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1762033
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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he keeps promising but he never ever ever delivers(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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jeff has a look of jimmy, now you come to mention it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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Jeff fingered me at montystunnedbash.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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geniuswww.guardian.co.uk/media/lostinshowbiz/2012/oct/18/kerry-katona-savile-pervy-look
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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Katona, giving you the facts there.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:24,
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That's the final straw, Jeff. It's like I didn't have a childhood now.
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PrickAlt: My missus always throws a needlessly expensive Hallowe'en party for all the kids, then compels me to dress up and hide somewhere to jump out at them all when they reach the end of the treasure hunt she always sets.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:11,
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I've been told I have to but I haven't got any ideas yet.Thoughts?
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Did you ever dress up as that green cardboard box or whatever it was last year?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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I didn't seemed like too much effort. I forgot what I went as in the end.Probably something shit.
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EMV's going to make them all balloon hats(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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The girlfriend is going as a computer game character, she'll probably end up on his blog.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Had a subway bought for me, which was nice.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:48,
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then you ordered the wrong thingthe wraps are nice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:02,
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the bread was cheap and nasty and the ingredients tasted of nothing(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I had one for lunchit's okay as a hot sandwich goes. I like to have it with everything on it so I don't have to waste time deciding what I want.
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yeah taht's what i had, but the meatballs and tomato sauce were the blandest thing i've ever eaten(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I don't have meatballs. I normally have ham and turkey or chicken tikka.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
a friend had the chicken, he said it was cold and damp and tasted like sweat(like his mum's vagina)
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I heard your friends mums vagina was comparable to the Elysian Fields when it was used in a taste comaprison test with Rachelswipes flaps.(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Is that when John Travolta had swipes labia majora transplanted onto his face and then the wind changed and he was stuck like that?(, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Yes - I have the DVDthough the flap scene has worn away
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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I had a salad, it was alright *shrug*I've decided to try and look after myself a bit. Salads, walking places, I've cut back on the booze.
I'm more boring now than I've ever been before. It's well fucking shit.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:03,
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My best hope now is that I'm attractive enoughthat some aggressively homosexual thug makes me his bitch.
I hope he likes to cuddle :(
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Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:12,
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At least you didn't fuck him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 15:24,
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