I'm glad I was able to liven up your shit thread
by turning it onto a 'pick on b3th' session.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:29, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck off B3th.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

This is all well and good
but who's going to pick up the pieces when my meds fail to kick in and I head to KFC?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

AW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Is that 'aw' as in 'sympathetic noise'
or 'anotherwanker'? Because honestly, I think I'd rather be committed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Anotherwanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)

You'll be sorry when I'm dead.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I really won't be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I will, b3th.
Don't you listen to these awful people. If you need a cuddle - any time - I'll be on the next train down. We can pop on a bit of Wogan and get mad busy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

You could take her up the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

YOU REALLY MEAN 'ARSE'!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I wouldn't if I were you
I heard she couldn't reach properly so it never really gets wiped.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I have some vomit in my mouth after reading that. Thanks a bunch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I will be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I'm just trying to divert people from picking on me :(

( Kroney, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Stop being a twat then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

everyday is a pick on NA day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)

So it should be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

pipe down pintsize

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)

+poppet raper

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

he's like a rapey russian doll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

he hider inside a bigger rapist?
what does psychochomp have to say about this?
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

is the bigger rapist inside a van?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)

van helicopter
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Oh a height 'joke'.
How original.

You fucking cretin.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

you should write a story about him having a wank, that'll learn him

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

please don't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

"...and Naked Ape contorted about the bed as his semi squirted fathoms of white juice all over his He-Man bedsheets, spattering the walls and his signed Jimmy Osmond photo with his fresh, hot semen"

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I'd click "I like this" but I don't want to give the wrong impression

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I'd rather not if you don't mind.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Nakers' heavy Neanderthal brow furrowed with concentration,
his tongue hanging out like that of a cross-eyed bulldog locked in a Range Rover on a hot day, whilst his simian digits flailed helplessly around his nipple-sized acorn-cock. He wailed like a Downser with a dropped ice cream as he fumbled gradually towards the balsamics. Grunting with ever-increasing urgency, his over-long hairy arm became a blur, and his bleating hit the upper registers.
Then it all seemed to happen at once, as first a tortured, whining fart and then an oily, otter-like stool flew from his distended anus, splattering every seat within a six foot radius of where he sat on the bus.

'Don't do that, dear', said his mum slash wife, dabbing a foetid mixture of ordure and semen from the back of the man in front's coat. 'It's not your birthday 'til tomorrow'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

phwoar

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

well I don't know about you but I could cut glass right now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)

i like that he added more to it

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)

AND MORE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Like Bravo Two Zero it get's better with every read

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Thanks 'Paul Ross'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

actually i think it was better without the last paragraph

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

actually fuck off you bent spastic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I will do just that, as i'm off home and to the pub, bye bye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

bye bbz x x x x x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

*standing ovation*
so to speak
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)

the less succesful follow-up to "pop-up pirate"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)