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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Windy Pigs a big girl
Afraid of gas in the cellar ? WTF
What are you afraid off? Picture of Moths to keep kroney away may help

Alt: who cares I’m off work now………………

Alt alt: best thing you EVAH bought what was it? why? and how?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:23, 194 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I bought a cheese sandwich once. it was alright.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
So modest
MMPS you are the master of understatement
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
ta

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
YW

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I'm currently thinking about what I should get the girlfriend for christmas.
I can only think of things I would want because I'm selfish.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
just throw some money at her.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Tuck it in her sequinned g-string

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I like it when you're seeing someone rather than their boyfriend
so you get all the good stuff but still get to spend all your money on yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Halloween is over.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Oh right, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
What could possibly give her more pleasure than seeing you happy?
Buy the things you want and allow her to enjoy the delighted look on your face as she opens them for you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
ha, i think I'll do that.
Yeah I bought you a new graphics card for my PC so that when you're here you can watch me playing games that are even prettier!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Class

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Is this post just to emphasise that you have a girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Is this post just to emphasise that you haven't a boyfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
got some savlon for my burns?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
not sure I need to do that
it's fairly obvious from how often I'm here. And wingeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
well hello :D

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I'm sure we've already been through this
happy candleday, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
mind you, what about gonz?
surely you can't be that bad that not even gonz would smash you.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
we've already established that, no,
that is not happening
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
fucking hell. I'm sorry cavy :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Now you've made it sound like a thing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
getting rejected by gonz.
yeah, that's quite a big thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Al's supposed to be hung like a mule
TRUFAX plumdozer says so
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I said Al IS a tremendous prick, not Al HAS a tremendous prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
you calling someone a Prick?
that's not like you at all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Yes, and to put a wish list of things I want for christmas
in a place she may or may not read.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
subtle, I like it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
What do you, as a woman want for christmas?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I'm probably not representative

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
But I've already ordered her a +6 Dragon bone lance :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
this seems like an excellent present
that no one could turn their nose up at
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is what I call my penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
because it's only wielded by nerds?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
'cos you have to imagine it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Lancealot

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Fuck you harters, moths are scary.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
how the fuck is a moth scary?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
They're all flappy and unpredictable and shit.
I don't fucking know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
no, you really don't.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
MMPS
Moths get all LUNAR on you TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
turn on a light. they fly to it.
+ squash it. solved.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Moths are good people!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
you're thinking about monks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Alt: When are you going back to work?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Not sure yet I'm not really poor so at my leisure

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Gas can kill.
I wasn't really afraid, more that I'd quite like to not die alone, underground.

I'm afraid of the dark sometimes, I hear a funny noise and wind myself up. Especially if I'm locking up the pub on my own.

Altalt: Big TV, so me and ladypig can sit together and watch movies, rather than her having to sit across the room to see anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
don't light a match!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
+ stop farting

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I'm not sure how I'd feel if he was just "pig"

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
pigs are people too

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
altalt
I bought a house. It's like a big art project I can do with what I like.

uh, I also bought a photographic enlarger which will be awesome as soon as I've finished turning a corner of the art room into a darkroom
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I think Vagabond would approve of the dark room

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Art is for wankers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
lets look at the gallery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCI5ig9QawU
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I love this
it was one of my favourite programs on telly, although my parents didn't let us send pictures into the gallery. I could only dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
He was a kiddy fiddler.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
? was is Tony hart dead?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Yep. Died in 2009.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
but morph still beats up chas don't he?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I thought they were just antagonistic friends?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
He fucks Chas in the corn hole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Feck you beat me to it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Fucking hell Cavy did you watch it through rose coloured specticles
Chas was rejecting morph gay offers thats why they fought
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
what you didn't know?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I don't remember them fucking or hitting on one another
my mind it blown
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
It's all mr Bennets fault

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
*waves*
that's me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
For wankers, perpetuated by wankers.
Now I don't mind a nice painting of a bowl of fruit or a haywain. But modern/conceptual art can fuck the fuck off. It's like fucking jazz, NO I WIL NOT listen to the notes you are NOT playing. Don't start me off on "installations"......
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
You seem angry?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
It makes me angry that some people do this shit for a living.
GET A FUCKING JOB LIKE THE REST OF US.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I've only just left one yesterday you horrid man

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I saw a picture of a brain once, in one of these places.
it was in a frame and entitled "self portrait"
I punched a kitten right in the face for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
You were totally within your rights.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
the kitten seemed to understand.
it ran off and bit a mouse's head off.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I bet the kitten deserved it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I went to a modern art gallry wih my son.
he kinda broke something there, no-one noticed.
modern art is wank.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
oh god
here we go...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
go where?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Life is peaceful there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
where the air is clear
GO WEST
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
To an installation.
It'll be a massive room filled with beads.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
ANAL BEADS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Probably.
Dorty feckers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
there usually now follows a conversation in which everyone bitches about
Modern and Post Modern art and how it's not figurative, blah blah blah, daily mail. Then I try and defend it for a post or two then just get bored of trying. I know I'm right, it's not my fault people are closed minded :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
If I had half a mind
it would be twice more than i have now
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
why the fuck do you care?
it's shit, fun to laugh at and I can not like it if I want.
just don't get wound up and reply. easy.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
eh
I know, that's why I'm not. It's just the closed minded, kneejerk reactions that bug me. Mostly in real life I rant in lecturer mode until they either concede or walk away. Typing takes longer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)
sounds rather patronising.
if it's all conceptual then surely thinking it is utter wank with no use or value whatsoever is a valid response, if those are the feeling it provokes. it's supposed to provoke feelings, ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Yes
reactions are important, but to dismiss a whole area/movement/era of art is still close minded. I don't demand everyone should like every piece, but it's the same as saying 'I hate all rock music and therefore it shouldn't exit' and then refusing to even listen to any of it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
damnit! You've drawn me into it again

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I am not close minded.
I hate lots of different stuff irrationally.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
fair enough then
as long as your irrationality works on a rational basis :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
but if it's shit, shouldn't it be dismissed.
the problem with this shit is the wank... artists that come up with it have their head so far up their own arses all they can see is shit. it shows in their work.
it's wank for people that like to listen to david gray and have dinner parties serving whatever nigella tells them to.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Some of it is
but not all of it is. That's kinda my point. Just the same with figurative art, I'm sure there were many terrible wanky painters in renaissance Italy, convincing people their art was good when it was terrible arsewankery.

A lot of conceptual art needs a bit more time and attention to appreciate, some is worth it, some isn't. Mostly, though, peoples' descriptions of it and photographs of it is not as useful as going there and seeing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
thing is, it's poorly executed rubbish
made by people trying to be smarter than they are. when you see these twats talking about their pieces, either they are just aresholes or they can't actually convey their emotions via their chosen medium properly.
that's why it's wank, because it fails to express what it was intended to.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
The fact remains that Damien Hirst could take a shit in a pint glass and it would be shortlisted for the Turner Prize.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
"fact"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
You betcha.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
She dresses up as an orc
you can't expect her to be sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I'd love to see cavy in larper gear.
bet it would be hawt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
My crow costume
it totally sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
PICS PLZ

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
plucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Absolutely raven

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
glow sticks and...............
Whoops wrong type of rave
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
there aren't really any good photos of it actually
besides, I ain't putting larp pictures on here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
All hail the Pander

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
oh good it worked
I got the link off google images but can't see anything from b3tards on the work PC.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Yep big picture of a panders dick

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Eats, shoots, and leaves.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
SCORES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Or if it's Emvee doing the pandering
inadawords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pandatron-By-EJ-Su.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Pandertron
Isn’t my favourite transformer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Caw!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Caw, Caw BANG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi8obKLsc9A
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I'm with you Caves
I'm a dedicated postmodernist and deconstructuralist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)
You like breaking stuff?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah
He's /offtopics very own Fred Durst
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
yep mountains and backs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Bit of deletion there, what?
Monty Boyce deleted his post about Tracy Emmin
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
it's not the real monty
it's some dude who thinks s/he's making a point by posting things then deleting them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Al shaking things up again, I expect.
He does that every now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
same old baloney kroney
Aint it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
He does. He has form.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
+bum and legs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
? was is Tony hart dead?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
yes :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
TH lives4Evah in our hARTs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I know that

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)
just checking

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
If b3th was here she would stop your bullying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Just got an email about the end of year party
it's black tie. I don't own a dinner suit. Eek!

Alt: If I buy a made to measure dinner suit, that might be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
You need PlumD's advise to make you look like a proper twat

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Or me, I'm a terrible ponce when it comes to formal and semi formal.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

formal and semi formal it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
HAHAHAHHAHAAA

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Wearing a tux automatically fixes this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Yep you look sexy and Hawt in a Tux
*might not be the TROOF*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Aware though I am that I look like a cunt now
I look more of a cunt in a tux
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I can't remember who Al argued with over suits
I think it was Mighty Badger. I can't remember what they were arguing about either. But I'm sure that not knowing will make everyone laugh at me when I turn up in my rented powder blue tux and frilly shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
As long as they are fitted correctly
Bespoke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You will still look a twat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I like the look of Twats
Especially in them tight leggings
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
They speak to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
OMG you can lip read?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Man, I wish I was called Bob

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Silent bob?
Handsome bob?
Bob the builder?
Bob marley?
Shall I go on?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Please don't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I won't then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Al likes to argue with Badge about him having his off-the-peg suit from Burtons tailored.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
who wins in this scenario?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I think we all do

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
There are no winners here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Burton by the sounds of it?
My suits are not off the pegg
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Does he? To what end?
A bit of tailoring, which isn't all that expensive, can make a cheap suit look a lot better.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I think that was Badger's point.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
says another thing to tangles to see if he is still ignoring me?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
hello tangles

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Hello?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
WAVES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Seems sensible to me.
Obviously it'd be cleverer to buy a suit that fitted in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
not everyone is gifted with your body
by everyone i mean women
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I am pretty picky, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
wear a black tie
and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
*insert Frank Butcher pic*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Dress in jeans and a T Shirt
and say that's the only clothes you own. Then you'll get a pay rise.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Sounds a bit Monty to me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)
It worked WONDERS for him
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
hands sports a shovel whislt he's in the hole

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
ABOUT TIME FOR A NEW THREAD
who has the balls to make one?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
can it be about the pork belly and battered black pudding I had for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
As long as you won't object to it drowning in a sea of shoe puns

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
que?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
did someone moan about tge shoe puns?
ARE YOU MOANING ABOUT THE SHOE PUNS?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Did a miss a shoe pun thread?
Nike of you to invite me you bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
You must have been the sole person who missed it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Heel be able to read it now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Fill yer boots, Nakers....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
you have no sole

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Deacon!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Flips and flops
this might help, the old shoes can leave

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Yx0X-eHn8
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

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