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Our Xmas lights are going on on Friday.
The Wanted, Misha B and a video message from David Hasselhoff. What crap Crimbo stuff have you seen so far?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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Your stupid face?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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So far today three threads about it.
We're going to be spent come December.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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Good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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I am aware of Mr. Hasslehoff's work, but not the others
where abouts are you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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Dusseldorf
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:04,
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Hustle dwarf*
*batterd in rush
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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I hadn't heard of the other 2 either.
Boy band and someone from the X Factor.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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Couple of houses round our way lit up like Santa's grotto since last month
one doesn't even take them down at all.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:05,
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That's Roy Wood's house.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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That would explain the dancing baby
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:09,
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Classy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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it's always pikeys who put up all those ghastly decorations, must cost them a fortune in electricty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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Fix the meter innit
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PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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They've all go flat screen tellys too
the government buys them with your taxes.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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i NO RITE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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He's off.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:26,
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If you look closely there's usually a wire running into the road up to a street light.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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Haha.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:18,
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Porn with the women dressed up as santa
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PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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With beards?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:13,
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and large sacks
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Peej, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:14,
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And candy canes licked seductivly.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:14,
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Photos please.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:21,
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You could use one like a toung scrapper in their vaginas.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:22,
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Oh Gonz. Really?
Has it come to this?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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I think so =((((((
My kitchen is looking well pucka at the moment, they're putting the doors'n'stuff on it today.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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how long has it taken them to build it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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I'm not sure exactly because there are times where we've been waiting for deliveries or for specialests (such as gas man) to come thorugh.
But if I remember correctly, it got ripped out 3 mondays ago.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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I almost wept with joy when I cooked my first jacket potato at home in five years, yesterday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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did you frying pan bake it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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I got very inventive over the years.
You can cook a pizza in a combination of frying pan and grill, you know. I first saw it on Jamie's 30 minute meals.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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so you boiled it?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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Yup.
It's very healthy that way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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do the drawers have those little things that make them close quietly no matter how hard you try and slam them?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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servants?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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one year i got clothes from my grandparents
The clothes I'd left at their house over the summer
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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Hahahah se'sly?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:26,
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You should have recycled the turkey all over their selfish faces.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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You ungrateful wretch.
It's the thought that counts, you know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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What did you buy them?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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Their own false teeth out of the glasses by their beds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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A voucher for a trial stay at "Shady Oaks"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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A packet of condoms.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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A second-hand poo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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A bible with all the bits about not being a whore underlined
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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Last of the Summer Wine boxset
and a petrol engined vibrator with five forward gears.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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His'n'hers 'God hates fags' tattoos
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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A fake "pussy"
and an emery board.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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A tedious list of "funny" ideas printed off from a shit website.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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They got one of those last year.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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a cuddly toy
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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A smack in the mouth for the uppity newslink poster.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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The Best of Dick Emery on vhs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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You are awful!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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But I like you!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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I GET THIS JOKE!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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Thanks buddy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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Hey, no problem pal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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A 30 min sex with Gonz voucher
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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A packet of Werthers Originals and a dead cat
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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a rag on a stick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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A dog turd rolled in glitter.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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A complete set of Nat West pigs money boxes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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Pigaro!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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A signed photo of Monty
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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I covered that two posts up.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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1, 2, 3, 4 get with the wicked by richard blackwood on tape.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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He's the UK's Will Smith!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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A poor man's Sinbad.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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a picture of kristine bitch punching a deer to death.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:47,
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A lifesize model of fiona bruce's feet made from gold flecked marble
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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Psst, Nakers - over there ->
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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I thought it looked wrong...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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The first words little Nakers heard when he was born.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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sounds awesome.
I wanted to be in a The Example tribute band with gonz but he said no :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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oh man, you could have been called E.G. cup
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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gonz is such a ruiner :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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my team just took me out for a birthday lunch
and gave me pink vodka and some very fancy chocolates as a present. fuck christmas, it's all about the birthday shizzle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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happy birthday swipey! 28 again?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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oh it's not today
we just had the lunch today because everyone was around
but thanks
26 actually
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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WHY IS EVRYONE SO YOUNG!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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i meant 25
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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Alright SirJimmeh
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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click click
clickety click
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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click
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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HEY EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW RACHELSWIPE HAS A BIRTHDAY?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Happy bidet, arsewipe.
So how was your slap-up Gregg's lunch? Pick up any men?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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well, your mum was busy doing your gf, so...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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:o((((((((((((
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:53,
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it's ok
they were watching that video of you doing stunned at the same time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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That's alright th...sorry, what?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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ach
i thought you were stunned.
oh well.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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ed ing
Sho' nuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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well naturally darling
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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I'm harder than the guardian cryptic crossword right now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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Want a birthday fingering?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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hahahaha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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No.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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another year where you didn't die of toxic shock syndrome.
congrats!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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I'm gonna order this from moon pig right now
pig cup
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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the thick of it
"you fucking human mooncup".
best. insult. ever.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:53,
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If malcom has really gone, can it go on?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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It is finished.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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It's also nowhere near as good as it thinks it is
and I am quite the fan of Armando Iannucci.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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i like it it makes me lol
for me that's enough, no need to get over excited either way. it does have some great lines though.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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The laboured lolswearing becomes hugely tiresome after a while.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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The inquiry epsiode was very very good and didn't rely on lolswears at all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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It was good, for sure.
Just not quite the 'wank material' people seem to think it is. I mean it's no 'The Two Ronnies' is it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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TV comedy has been on a downward spiral since the death of Dustin Gee.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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When Gee died, British comedy also died.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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Sometimes it feels so close to what the truth might be it's scarey
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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Yes but you think the same about 'Dr Who', Nakers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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you know as well as I do that i don't fall into the sci-fi/gaming/warhammer fraternity on here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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pasty fat-faced sweaties stroking their joysticks?
urgh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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That just makes my insult all the more offensive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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i thought the only real gamers on here were kroney and psycho
kroney has an excuse because he works in IT
are there any others?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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Whilst I like "games" I don't think I play enough to make me a "gamer"
But then again, you like "Gays" and you do enough for that to make you a "gaymer"
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Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:10,
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gay guys are generally
well-dressed, well-scented, charming, funny and good-looking. gamers are... the exact opposite of all of the above.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:11,
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Gaymers however are applely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:13,
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Sorry RS but wearing a Greggs hat in no way renders one 'well-dressed'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:14,
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it is harder and harder to tell you and stunned poster apart!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:19,
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Well I can't change my name back until some joker gives it back to me,
so until then, 'soz'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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it's not genius
but it has some truly LOL moments
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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have a nice chilled birthday song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTK6z5BkYCo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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ffs
'THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH WILL NEVER DIE . THIS MUSIC SHALL NEVER DIE!!!!!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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i am all of teh confused right now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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i think he might be a little overexcited
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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Not my words, but the words of Top Gear Magazine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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When it was guest edited by Paul Ross
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Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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WE'RE JEWISH YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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Can you believe this guy?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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About time too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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Once again I am utterly hypnotised by this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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What's that all about?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:10,
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Hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:11,
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i hope that was canned
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:14,
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*slaps bass*
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Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:16,
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