ALright Tang?
I'm wearing my slipers. they are quite DOzer, they are blue suede.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm not succumbing to it yet - nipping out for a joint and I don't own any slippers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I've got cthulu slippers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I know, I envy you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I'm almost certain they are not an enviable item.
I mean, Cavy owns them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:00, Reply)

WHAT?!
I am a fashion icon, everyone wants to be like me. I own skinny jeans, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)

No offence, Cavers.
Well... A bit, but y'know...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)

this is clearly very offensive
to someone who spends so much time crafting every outfit she wears. Faded black tshirts, scruffy trousers a size too big and a fedora doesn't just happen you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:04, Reply)

How are you still single?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:05, Reply)

it's hard to say
I suspect it's because I'm so far ahead of the fashion curve
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Alright Dozer, give Cavy her login back.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I do own a sparkly turquoise jacket with
butterflies on I found in a charity shop. I imagine that's how Dozer dresses, only with more flatcaps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I'm sure TD can confirm this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I have met Dozer
He explained his fashionable garb to me and then we drank a lot.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Haha
I'm glad to hear that he does it in person too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:14, Reply)

TD is pulling your leg.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)

What were you wearing when you met TD?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Office gear.
Black shirt, I think possibly a pullover, grey trousers, brown shoes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:19, Reply)

What was I wearing?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Green jumper, glasses, a bent expression.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I wear glasses. I don't have a green jumper. I have a disrtessing visage which could be construed as bent.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Bender.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Quender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I'm down to one pair
but they are blue suede moccasins from M&S
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I wouldn't wear blue suede.
Soz bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I have a pair of blue suede desert boots
Amongst my Imelda Marcos desert boot collection.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

dude, you are my hewwo!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:52, Reply)

All you ever need
www.desertboots.com/?gclid=CIjg-bKuwLMCFQzKtAod4V0AEA

All I ever wear.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)

True to my reputation as a yoghurt-knitting hippy
I have a pair of vegetarian desert boots.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Yoghurt knitting? Yoghurt weaving, I'd say..

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Knitting with yoghurt requires a greater skill.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:10, Reply)

You're missing a masturbation reference there.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I miss a lot of things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I had a pair
but they were weak trendy shite and fell apart so I went back to German Para Boots, the AK47 of the footwear world.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Buy better
Roamers are about the best.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I know, and they are only M&S
but they are about as dozeresque as I get.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:50, Reply)

M&S do good shirts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:52, Reply)

and sandwiches

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:55, Reply)