Fuck you.
a good cup of coffee is one of life's great pleasures an I am neither Italian nor homosexual.

people who don't like coffee
people who don't like tea
people who judge others based on their choice of hot brow cafinated beverage.
poppy fascists.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:25, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ladt Grey or Earl Grey are the best teas. IMHO.
But I won't kill anyone if they disagree. Or even foul them with milk.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Earl Grey: also for homos.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)

what's a poppy facist?
Do you mean the "if you dont like r werein poppsies you shud go back were you cum from" brigade?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I think he means the opposite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)

what's the opposite of that?
really tolerant people?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)

people who don't want to wear a poppy but are madew guilty
really by opposite, I mean, the same
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I haven't bought a poppy for ages.
Can't be arsed to be honest.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I bet you still remember all our fallen heroes though, you hypocrit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I'm telling Jeremy Clarkson.
uk.tv.yahoo.com/anger-over-top-gear-tweet-during-remembrance-day-silence-%E2%80%93-daily-tv-round-up.html
He'll give you such a tweeting.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)

pretty much this^
although widened to include anyone that tries to enforce wearing, or imply that not wearing on makes you, bad, un-english, or disrespectful to servicemen/heros etc.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)

burt reynolds clearly has the hottest brow

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)

What problem do you have with wearing poppies?
Going by the tone of your post, I'm guessing you have one.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)

My real life girlfriend won't wear one because her great uncle or grandad or something was shot for desertion.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)

is she still embarrassed by him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Nah, there's books about how he was a scape goat and how it was massivley unjust.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)

she's only saying that so you feel better when she leaves you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Real life girlfriend as opposed to your imaginary one?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Are you sure it's not because it's just one more thing to remove while she's stripping?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)

nipple poppies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Well at least you will remember them

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)

at the going down of the stripper...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)

we shall grow not hard, as those that are left grow hard....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)

anal shall not weary them
nor the spunk condemn.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Do you think she has to ask him for a tenner before she has a shower in the morning?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah, it makes sense that in her case
she wouldn't want to remember all the other men that gave their lives whilst not being massive cowards.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)

coming from you frenchy....
I took the hardrive out of my old laptop over the weekend!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Have you smashed it with a hammer yet?
It's very important that you smash it with a hammer
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I put it safely away in my magnet draw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)

If you ask a computer specialist
they may tell you not to smash it with a hammer. They are lying. Smash it with a hammer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Congralutions.
That's the technical equivalent of Duplo.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)

yeah it was pretty easy...
But how do know what sort of thing-a-ma-jig I'll ned to plug it into my new computer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Easiest thing would be to get a USB caddy.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)

It's a toshiba hard drive, does that matter?
edit: don't rad my post below until we have sorted this, kthax
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Too late!
Edit: and no. You'll just need to make sure the caddy is built to accept your type of hard drive. There's two types: SATA and IDE. Get the right type and it's Duplo again.

Get the wrong type and you'll feel a prick.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)

damn my lightspeed wit!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I'll have a look on the lable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)

If you get the wrong type it'll be obvious that the cables wont fit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Fair enough, but that'll be an annoying trip bck to Maplin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Take the hard drive with you, show it to the person with the biggest neck beard.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)

that's the plan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Or see my post below
and don't be such a spastic. There is no point in getting a caddy as your hard rive is probably about to fail.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

hard drives are pretty tough
unless it's getting noisy, there's no reason to assume it'll fail.

It's most likely he blocked up the fan vents with dust and dried spunk and overheated the motherboard.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

it did used to get really hot as the mrs would sit on the sofa with the laptopn on a pillow that blocked the fan
she never would listen, until it smoked at her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

You should smack her in the mouth

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

On the plus side, the pillow wouldn't have blocked the ovary-frying heat.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I only needit to work once, then I'll bin it
so I'l go with whatever is cheapest
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)

hence the feeling a prick

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

will a USB cabby go south of the river, at this time of night?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Are you wanting to replace your existing computers drive or add to it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)

the old laptop, sort of started smoking then wouldn't turn on
so i'm simply trying to rescue some of the photos etc on the drive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I've told you this before, but you need this:
www.amazon.co.uk/Bipra-SATA-Adapter-Power-Drive/dp/B001A5SK56/ref=pd_sim_ce_1

Then it doesn't matter what sort of hard drive you have
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

tbh i was hoping for something cheaper. but thanks or the heads up
edit: looks like it's IDE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

But this way, when your wife fucks up the new laptop, you'll be able to rescue the next drive

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

If your computer was over like 8 years old it was IDE, if not it'll be SATA

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

this looks about right
www.kikatek.com/P30251/USB-SI-C-Dynamode-USB-IDE-SATA-Storage-Converter?source=froogle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)

lol "sort of started smoking"
Damn those teenage laptops. They get rebellious and once where you had a proper daddy's girl, you've now got a surly bitch that stinks of fag-smoke and spotty cock who won't get out of bed in the morning.

Typical.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

none.
I dislike the enforced wearing of them in much the same way I dislike enforced stuff in general.

Also my granddad (who fought in WWII) would have been offended by what the whole poppy thing is turning into.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Fair enough
Just curious.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)

"said Kroney as the entire scrotal discharge of the football team dribbled down his chin"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)

joked Naked Ape whilst asking Kroney to help him safeguard all his data

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Some of it is because I feel it's become about glorification rather than rememberance
some is that these things should be spontaneous to be meaningful and when you get shit like that news reader getting in trouble for not wearing one etc, well it just devalues those who are making a genuine choice/statement.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I have a poppy buttplug
that way I remember but don't have to show the world taht i am.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

There's a regular whinge about the white poppies.
The anti-war ones. Seriously, I don't care.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I don't think it requires a whinge
but wearing a white poppy is mark of a fairly epic attention-seeking prick. Just wear one, or don't. It's not rocket surgery.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Yeah pretty much.
Rocket surgery sounds an ace job though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

It's much faster than all that slowcoach scalpel incising
Rocket up the breastbone, out with the old organ, in with the new, sew up, bish bash bosh and down the golf club for a lunchtime snifter.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)