Reminds me when they tried to convince people that there were hardly any people sleeping rough in London
Because to be counted they had to actually be lying down and they did the survey during working hours.
( Peej, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Not correct.
The legislation states that the count must be done between midnight & 4am. If someone is awake they are not included in the count.

Westminster council have a nasty trick; the winter night they do the count happens to be the same night they decide to pressure wash chewing gum off the pavements. Funnily enough, rough sleepers don't like getting wet in the cold, so fuck off somewhere else and don't get counted. Allowing Westminster to claim they don't have a problem with homelessness in their borough.

(volunteer and trustee of a homeless charity for nine years).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)

The cynical fucking cunts.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Nasty eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:21, Reply)

What I typed is something I was told about 18 years ago so may not be accurate sorry

( Peej, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)

No wonder your wife won't sleep with you. Accuracy is the best afrodisiac.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Unfortunately my face puts her off

( Peej, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Can't blame her on that one
If it's any comfort, her face often puts me off.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Textbook response.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)

what, Spanish Fly for negroes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)