People who get the lift to and from the 1st floor really annoy me.
What's annoyed you today?

Alt. I also got a bit pissed off with none working lift doors.
What's the last inanimate object you were angry with?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:39, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

disabled people.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Right now?
The internet.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)

People who believe psychics
Everything to do with computers, cars or houses.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)

is your sig a reference to the fact that you wanted to crack on to a pregnant woman, so invited her back to your house for some really gross pregnant sex?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Good grief
you need to take some pills for that over-active imagination , or something .

It's just an Xmas sig , referencing an apocryphal story where the little boy playing the innkeeper gets his lines wrong.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Protesting too much?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

i reckon he likes to have sex with pregnant ladies.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

do you reckon he's ever accidentally put it in the unborn child?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Not sure
whether a length joke would be appropriate here?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

When you are admitting to being a perinatal nonce, I don't think anything you say can be considered appropriate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I don't know what you get up to, maybe you have sex with pregnant dwarfs?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Maybe...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

*bandwagon*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

you really need to calm down Jason,
this is a friendly forum, all this passive aggressive behaviour is harshing tangles buzz, the poor sordid hippy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Putting me right off my meditation exercises here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

It's already chased Twoey off the board.
I'd swap him for Tangles in a heartbeart.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Is it a riddle?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)

YEAH!
Wait... what?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

No, more of a meme

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Nothing has really annoyed me today,
finished the quiz nice and easy, normally it is frustrating. Otherwise, a chilled out day. I like tuesdays, on my own, no one to piss me off, a few customers that don't ask for much. All is well.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Which pub is yours, by the way?

( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)

not posting that on here my good man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Ask berk - she followed him home one night.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)

As I understand it she stood on a table in the midle of pub quiz
pointed a finger at him and yelled "YOU'RE FROM THE INTERNET! J'ACCUSE"
( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Worst episode of Morse ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Twitter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Why for so?
Is your laptop working now?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

It seems to be thanks, apart from not recognising either of my external hard drives. I have uninstalled and reinstalled the drivers, changed USB ports and still no joy.
I get stupid questions about marketing from other people on Twitter. If you don't reply people think you're a cunt, but it takes time to respond and they are often asking stupid questions.

But I need Twitter for work stuff.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Do other devices work in the USB ports?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Yep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

What about the USB stuff in another PC?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Not tried this yet. Will do so later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Lack of power?
Might not be enough juice supplied by the ports, or are the HDDs powered separately?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)

gaz me the details, I'll have you sorted in no time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

don't queef at me young lady!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)

If by "sorted" you mean "on fire"

( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)

this actually happened to my old laptop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)

The prosecution rests

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I believe his usb powered, anatomically correct, vibrating, silicone model of Tom Daley's anus is still working fine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I know mine is
*vinegars*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Try a scan for new devices under Device Manager?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Account Managers
Alt:
Account Managers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I just found there's a homebrew website with a wishlist, I'm going to add stuff to that this afternoon.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Do you want me to write The Baroness here in case she does a vanity search, or does she check your posts anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I've already linked her to it.
I'm the best boyfriend.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Apparently homebrewing is a hipster trait in New York

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)

so are inhalers and NHS style glasses.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Maybe when he's made redundent he should move to NYC

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I would love to.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Ive got a kit in the cupboard I won in some raffle ages ago.
I really should get it on the go.

Festive Ale
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Your mum.
In answer to both questions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Textbook .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I got angry with Windows 7 earlier, but I feel better now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)

they ate all the bacons and the broccoli wasn't as splendid as i would've liked

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)

ok...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Broccoli is meh
I want to like it but I cant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)

smother it in cheese sauce and bake it for a bit
that'll fix its shit up real nice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Typical northener solution to food; smother it in a highly calorific sauce.
You fat tart.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

it's not a solution to ALL food, just broccoli
and chips
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

cauliflower also

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

and pizza

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

And cake! And chocolate! And crisps! And pies!
CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESE

You fat tart.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Click click click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

this makes brocolli nice and is basically free
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/mar/14/orecchiette-chilli-sprouting-broccoli
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)

needs moar blue cheese

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

wtf, with chilli and olive oil?
you mouth wrong
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

nah man.
Blue cheese is the shiznit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I like blue cheese, I just wouldn't add it to this dish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

blue cheese and red chilli
Is a great combination.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i dunno sounds rank
tbh I'm not keen on cooked blue cheese, I much prefer it in it's natural state.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Put it on top of a steak and let it melt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

blue cheese and fresh chilli is the best combination since your mouth and your mum's cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

coffee/monitor interface

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)

like that is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Yoda sings Run DMC

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)

You fat tart.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

hell yes baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Baby, that's where its at

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Broccoli is awesome.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

where's my video?
pleeease??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)

i put it on your Facebook like a week ago

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

oh man i didn't see it!
hang on...

aaaaawwwww. that made me and the work roommate say squeeeeeeeeeeeeee. she's talking to you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

some bars in Thailand will pay good money for a talent like that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

i hhave posted another

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

barkbarkbark
she is divine, so full of it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Haha you said K's dog is full of shit.
That's a bit mean.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

one of our IFAs.
For dull, box-ticking reasons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)

More admin work?

( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)

VERY IMPORTANT admin work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Don't last long, them color cartridges.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

One customer that insists on being a massive twat
Sent us an email asking for changes on a letter proof we'd sent to him, and telling us that he wanted to see 2 specific records. That was all done yesterday, no issues at all.

Today, he's come back to us and says that he wanted those as well as the other 10 records, despite giving no indication of this at all.

He's been doing this for fucking weeks now.

Alt: The printer.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I'd like to say our customers do stuff like this
More often than not, it is our Account/Project/Sales Managers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)

If we were dealing with the customer directly, I've no doubt they would be more than helpful (if you could see the sort of people that are in the data, you'd understand)
However, we're dealing with a 3rd party, who are being a right pain in the arse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I made need 400,000 lo co plastic cards for a loyalty scheme for the company I am consulting for in Poland.
I will be in touch nearer the time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Sounds good to me, let me know.
We already make cards for one of the business you work for.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)