Why?
I want my drink to be as cold as possible, and if the syrup is also cold that will help with that. People who keep ketchup in the fridge are the ones you really have to watch out for: when is there a time when you want ice cold ketchup? Never, that's when.

Even you with your hideous Rustlers habit must agree?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:30, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

To a tiny, tiny degree.
Pointless if you are going to put ice in it anyway though.

And if you're not going to put ice in it, then you're a fool.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

You're a fool, or it's 4am and you are dehydrated from a big night out
and want to be asleep again as quickly as possible so fannyinhg about with ice cubes isn't going to happen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Never happened.
If I was awake and drinking at 4AM I was 'drinking'. And i haven't actually seen 4AM in nearly 3 years now. I forgot such a time exists.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

The storage instructions on ketchup advise keeping it in the fridge.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

The devious cunts do that to make you think it's somehow natural
see also: Sunny Delight
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Where do you stand on Salad Cream?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)

If anyone soiled my fridge or kitchen with that shite
they'd be at the bottom of the Forth with a concrete jacket on in seconds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I like it with chips.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Ah but you are a scotch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah, we like EVERYTHING with chips.


Also, you're a fucking scotch too, you big gaylord.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Oh yeah. Shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I wouldn't even stand on it.
Although a small blob of it in potato salad (say 80/20 with mayo) I have to confess to liking, simply because it takes me back to my childhood when such shit was the norm, even for middle class people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I, unlike you, refuse to be controlled by the FASCISTS at Heinz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)

have you never wanted an ice cold bloody mary straight from the concentrate kept in the fridge?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Even I, with my repulsive drinking habits, draw the line at ketchup in a bloody mary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)