Amazon shopping done.
I'm now debating if I could get away with wearing this.

www.houseoffraser.co.uk/William+Hunt+Velvet+dinner+jacket/171740111,default,pd.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:52, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

On reflection.
Probably not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)

that lining is superb.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I'd wear it once.
Someone would (rightly) rip the piss out of me and I'd never wear it again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Paul Smith suits have wonderful lining

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)

You seen that photo lining?
I can't say I'm taken.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:03, Reply)

unless you had excellent photos from
an awesome photographic artist like me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:04, Reply)

You know,
It is a handsome jacket. But also, a gaudy piece of tat. I really want to love it, but I can't.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Absolutely.
I know what you mean. For as nice as it is, it's also fucking horrible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)

nope
it's brilliant
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)

you should
it looks proper swish. Wear it with a cravat and a pocket watch. I would, which is an excellent recommendation as guys dig me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

You and PD should get it on.
With all that 'diggin' you'll be like a JCB factory.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)

That depends.
Are you:

a) David Tennant
or
b) bent as fuck?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)

:-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)

If you wanted to spend your money
on this lot for me, that would be ace. http://www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Makeup+Make+Up/100,default,sc.html?prefn1=brand&prefv1=BareMinerals&fix&spcl

I've run out of a few bits and pieces.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)

You look nothing like the Doris in the photo.
I think you've posted the wrong link.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Well, I haven't been photoshopped to an impossible level of physical perfection, that's true.
Also, putting makeup on my face is a little like trying to hide a pile of shit with a hanky : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)

This is my kind of stuff.
The Undefeated/ Bape t shirt is iller than an AIDS patient.

undefeated.com/apparel
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Oh dear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)

It's a blue t-shirt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)

It's BAPE & Undefeated.
It's not 'just a blue t shirt'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)

It's not a brand I'm familar with.
What makes it special?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Which one? Bathing Ape or Undefeated?
Those are just cool labels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I'm not down with me labels.
Nice stuff though.

Is it for sale in the UK?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:29, Reply)

BAPE have their own outlets.
Undefeated you can get in some independent shops. Have a look at the stuff here:

www.thechimpstore.com/

I'm digging The Hundreds at the moment.

You're a former skate kid, this should be right up your alley.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I've got quite a few The Hundreds items.
It's a bit hit and miss, the cut varies massively. Some stuff looks ok, others, a bit tight.

Have a look at Chemical Records in the new year (or now and build up a wish list), the usually have a 40% sale in January.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)

My birthday's in January.
On a different note, I thought Bobby lived in Wales, not Banff?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-20640031
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)

eery
I should post that on his FB.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I'm a perfect size though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Right. Going to bed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I'd wear that.
But then again, I got married in a green velvet frock coat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:09, Reply)

You could get away with it. You're quite the dandy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)

highwayman

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Just don't start a pun thread.
Jeff'll have a Beano.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I won't. But Lighty did mention Adam Ant.
Have you tried the Adam Ant diet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Nope, my brain's not working.
You'll have to tell me...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Don't chew ever.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:20, Reply)

*groans*
I'm obviously too tired and nowhere near drunk enough.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Radiccio is nothing to be scared of

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:50, Reply)

+ to Steve

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)