If there's a law that allows them to be sent down for that long, then tough titties for them
Not sure what the sentence is for 'Impersonating a Royal to a gullible bint' is.

I don't necessarily agree, but they're Australian, they're all descended from criminals anyway.

Then again, the thing that is amusing me the most in the press at the minute is the fact that despite everyone knows it, no paper is allowed to print the name of M*gan St*mmers. Makes reading the reports about her suicidal parents a little more entertaining.

Alt: Chicken and chilli soup, methinks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hate the phrase 'methinks' with all my being
Just so you know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Methinks thou dost protest too much

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)

You are a bent spastic, methinks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

And you felt it wise to admit that. On here.
Methinks you're in for some bulllying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)

The legal issue relates to the broadcasting of the call, as I understand it,
rather than the making of the call itself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
Also, this is greatly amusing me this morning
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I've only hovered over the link address
and I'm doing a sad face.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Hopefully he will carry the Cobain replacement role to its logical conclusion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

haha, yes
Also, he should have to fuck Courtney Love.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Steady on, he's not that bad.
Poor Macca.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)

He is you know.
And he's fucked a cripple, so Courtney is a logical extension being that she's batshit mental.

He should also try heroin; preferably a large dose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I think everyone should. It's well nom.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Well, he's got more money than sense, so this shouldn't be difficult
His Christmas presents for others in the past have been bordering on obscene.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Like that time when he got Heather a plane
and a ladyshave for the other leg.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Damn you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)

My Dad phoned me at 1am on a Monday morning to tell me that joke.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I didn't think so at the time; he got me out of bed.
I only answered it as at the time my mother in law was dying and I thought it might have been 'the call'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
The last drunken phone call I had was off a friend to whom I'd recommended a takeaway in Liverpool. He phoned me at 3am to berate me that it was closed, I told him to piss off, whilst laughing quite a lot.

The one before that was my very drunk friend informing me her Nan had died, not the best.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Here's fucking hoping.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)

The wall will be plastered with jowls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)