I'm home alone, drinking beer and watching a Fantasic Four DVD.
Is anyone having a more tragic Saturday night?
Alt question - Ben Grimm, AKA the Thing is a brilliant fictional Jew. Who's your favourite fictional Jew?
Alt alt: Pricks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 21:39, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright AB
Alt:At this time of year I should say Jesus, but nahhhh fuck him,
Fagin best fictional Jew EVAH, Child sweat shop and Probs. a Peado. To boot but a big hearted motherfucker who turned out OK

By OK I mean that they hung him
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'm drinking my way through a selection of bottled brown boozes and listening to Pixies
and researching a way of broadcasting in a radio station style using Spotify so I think I'm only slightly less tragic
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I'm at home, tapping away on my keyboard, typing empty messages to internet wankers on a moribund messageboard.
And listening to Radioactive Man.

Alt- Gonz.

Alt alt- wankers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 22:50, Reply)

i dunno if i class drinking indoors 'tragic'
theres less cunts in my flat, id call that a win
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Pub full of cunts.
Proper fucking cunts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Dec 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Jesus of Nazareth.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I can't believe The Thing is a jew.
He has a fantastic four skin.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Awwww.
That was so close to being a joke. So close.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I had a quiet night in without booze
caught up on some telly. Mostly because I got absolutely hammered on Friday night.

Alt: Favourite fictional Jew would be Brian from Life of Brian.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Technically he was half Roman
what with "Biggus Dickus" being his father and all.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

he's listed on wikipedia as a fictional jew
so nurr.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_Jews
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)