I did a proper zing on my ex yesterday.
Whilst I was collecting my kid from her mother's yesterday, my ex made a snide remark about the Xmas card my mother had sent them, whilst my daughter was showing it to me, because it contained no kisses on it.

'You're right, it's dreadful, put it back up there with all the other ones please'

THERE WEREN'T ANY, LOL!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:28, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She will make you pay for that.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)

She can't do any worse than she already is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Never underestimate a bat mental bitch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)

she might send him pictures of her bum hole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Why is she still with her new boyfriend?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

lol - but probably too subtle for her to understand?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Oh fuck no.
She got it alright. Not one single person in her life likes her enough to send her an Xmas card. No-one. I cannot imagine why.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I hope you shouted ZING right i her face
then "rofflecoptered"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I rofflecoptered so hard I actually took off and flew around the room

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)

careful not to knock over all the Christmas cards!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Remembering this has really cheered my Monday morning up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:39, Reply)

a bacon and hash brown sandwich has cheered mine up
on the other hand I now have to go ice skating tomorrow with work, which is shit. Winter Wonderland, more like Winter Wankerland
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I'll go.
EDIT: I should clarify - I love ice skating, and we haven't got anywhere round here we can do it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)

it's up in that there London and you'll need to be able to talk about our year to date

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)

So you're effectively having a progress meeting on ice?
Sounds great.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)

if only all business was condutced that way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

"So, if we could just have the figures from your depaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggghhhhhhh.........."
"Someone pick the boss up, will you? He's fallen over again."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)

"So I propose going forward we should YAAAARRRRGGHH" *splat* *crunch*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Oh, too slow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)

*low fives, misses*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:52, Reply)

You've been dating b3th for a year?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

shhhh, the old man will hear you
actually he really won't
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)

How very dare you?
I've never been so insulted etc
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)

well now I'm offended, i may complain to the bbc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Hey'd probably fall over hemselves to apologise, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I think the 'T' just fell off my ipad...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)