I've been mixing breakbeat all morning.
How have you spent your Saturday so far?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:34, 36 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

OMG OSMEONE SENT ME AN ICE BREAKER ON E HARMONEY EHMEGAWD !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)

is that a dating site?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

She says she's 27 but I think she looks about 45.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:27, Reply)

S s s
sorry Gonz I couldn't resist
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Ask for a pic of her penis.
That's always a give away.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Matche maker, match maker...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)

A really, really fat penguin?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Is E Harmony
A drugged up barber shop quartet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I did a bit of self-flagellation in the mirror, then had a shower.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Doing your mum

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Doing very little.
Gonna have a bacon sandwich shortly though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Show off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I had two hours sleep and I've been at work barely functioning all morning
So about normal really
( Theoban What of it, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I woke up. Went to the gym
had breakfast. Cleaned my room from top to bottom. watched tv. went to work. came home. had a shower. had some jelly. Checked out here. Decided you're all shit and I hate you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)

You have all the hallmarks of a well rounded individual.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)

ahahah, god I really hope that's sarcasm because you could not be more wrong.
OH! I also finalised designing the pattern for my skirt that I'm gonna start making next week.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Good evening Poppet
Has Noel managed to stalk you yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)

He doesn't have to stalk me.
it's good morning now but whatever.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:24, Reply)

You would have been well rounded if you were a man.
Have you considered a sex change?
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)

My dinner for the day was jelly. JELLY.
A) because I'm too poor to buy other food
B) because I'm too lazy to steal my housemate's food.

And yes. Several times. I don't like the idea of a dangler. it would annoy me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Jelly covers all the E numbers one requires in a meal.
Having a wang is great, you can slap people in the face with it and piss up stuff (like your own front door for example).
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:32, Reply)

not entirely sure I want to pee on my front door.
also this was special jelly. Gluten free, no artificial colours or flavours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)

To mark your territory?
Get yourself some jellied eels.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:37, Reply)

no, to mark my territory, I clean things.
Also, I kill the spiders that intrude as a warning to others.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I suggest you eat them to supplement your diet.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:48, Reply)

no thanks. I'm not that desperate.
urgh. got the shudders just thinking about it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)

What flavour jelly?
THIS IS IMPORTANT
( Theoban What of it, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Port Wine, bitches!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:07, Reply)

You sicken me

( Theoban What of it, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Slept until lunchtime
had chicken potato and bacon soup, am now watching Newcastle being terribly shit in the FA cup.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I thought Brighton played well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Never mind that how was the Bacon Sammich?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Not great.
It was really fatty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I hope you had brown sauce with it
and CHEESE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:30, Reply)

No sauce.
But the bread was toasted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)

No sauce
GHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)