Predictions for this week?
Do you expect anything interesting to happen in your bland life this week? If (as expected) not, make something up.

Alt: Should there be some sort of entrance exam for potential politicians so avoid these sorts of arseholes running the country? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/gove-hague-and-johnson-feature-in-tales-of-oxford-hijinx-found-in-student-newspaper-8459177.html

AltAlt: I have no interest in your weekend activities, but will ask, as you all seem to like boring each other with this sort of information. What did you get up to?

AltAltAlt: It’s Burns night this Friday. Are you a fan of haggis?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 7:45, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Get much snow up your way?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 7:50, Reply)

Had about another 6cm yesterday. What about Brizzle?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 7:51, Reply)

Snow on Friday
Aside from that it's just been a bit cold.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 7:53, Reply)

I have edited the above question to reflect our snow chat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Fair enough

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 7:56, Reply)

Alt:alt: I’m ill (not the 80’s hip hop sense) subsequently I spent most of the weekend sleeping
Alt:alt: alt: I can’t say Haggis tatties & neeps appeal to me, but with it being my birthday on Wednesday I will probably go out for a meal on Friday.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:03, Reply)

How old will you become?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:07, Reply)

You can't ask a lady that question
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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:08, Reply)

I make haggis out of my own guts and bits of dead badger that I scrape off A roads late at night.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:16, Reply)

You is culinary well hard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Delicious. Got any for sale?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:19, Reply)

How long do they take to set?
I did a funny
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:20, Reply)

funny
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:21, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Accurate though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Yeah but I'm ill
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I once loked after a bloke who used to cook and eat roadkill.
He'd gotten hepatitis after eating badly-prepared badger.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:41, Reply)

My word, that's a cracking euphemism there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Haggis can be delicious.
At my local wankers' market they sell haggis scotch eggs. They are nom.

I had lunch cooked for me by the head chef from Lusty's work yesterday. Aside from the fact that I had to go to Tottenham for it, it was jolly nice.

I predict this week to be incredibly shit and dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I bought veggie haggis yesterday.
It's actually pretty close in flavour and texture to the real stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I suppose the main texture comes from the oatmeal rather than the offal anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:42, Reply)

yeah
And the flavour is mainly the white pepper seasoning. There's a recipe for traditional haggis on the Guardian website if you fancied trying to make it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:45, Reply)

To be honest the chances of me being arsed to make haggis are almost certainly nil.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I'm not sure where I would even source the lights etc
never seen anything like it in butchers around me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I read that article
and the 'high jinks' associated with Boris Johnson appear to be that he had a a hairstyle with a thick fringe. Shocking expose by the Independent there. Se'sly. His career is OVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Planning on going Bowling on Friday, that's about it for this week.
Alt: If you want to be a politician, you probably shouldn't be one. Work a quiz around that, I suppose.

AltAlt: Film nights on Friday and Saturday, watched 2 new films. The Crow is shit, Dredd is as enjoyable as I expected it to be.

AltAltAlt: I've only had it once, and it was shit, all I could taste were oats and pepper. Might have to try it again at some point.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

so people like Andy Burnham
Who clearly cares for his constituents and is a deeply principled man shouldn't be allowed to be a politician, because he wants to be in a position to better society?

That makes a lot of sense.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:50, Reply)

The Crow is fucking brilliant, you dunce.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)

He's an emo clown, FFS.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

It's a great film with a cracking soundtrack.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

*soundtrack high-fives*
The RATM, Cure, Stone Temple Pilots and Nine Inch Nails tracks are fucking brilliant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

You're not selling it to me here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I laughed when The Cure came on
Pointed out to my friend that an skinny, angry white man sits in his room, putting on makeup, sounds like a standard Cure fan to me.

He was quite annoyed by this, as he loves them. I am aware they're utterly shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I like the Cure.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Rolling around naked in the snow.
To all questions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I hate Haggis.
Side note, my mum used to call me Haggis when I was a toddler when I was being a menace.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I predict it will be fucking cold and wet
I expect to be granted my other mortgage and thus proceed with my house purchase. I already have a tenant to rent mine for two years plus they also want to buy it after that *croissants*

Burns night = excellent. I've only been to one proper do but it was a charity affair from work and it cost me £10 for food, drink and winning a £500 holiday voucher which took me and the missus to Paris for a few days.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I've never been to burns night. Is that with the burny rolly barrels chasing you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

It's a tradition that began in 1982, to show support and solidarity for Simon Weston.
We all take turns to put our faces into a fire for as long as we can stand it, then everyone gets pissed and tries to liberate a small South Atlantic island.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I liked it so much, I put my face on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Top Brand

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:04, Reply)

awesome. explains why some of you are so fucking ugly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:04, Reply)

You should have seen us before 1982.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I shudder to think how much you've improved if thats your response.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:07, Reply)

i've improved since 1982 by growing up from a new born to strapping young man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I was about to say that seems far too young.
then realised that I'm 21 in less than 3 weeks, so yeah, actually, seems about right.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I'm 31 in less than 3 weeks : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

let to buy is the way forward.
You owe me a pint I believe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I'll rent you one
Cheers though, top stuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Haggis is fucking excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:15, Reply)

it's minging, that's what it is

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)

You've probably only had farmed Haggis not the free range ones.
www.electricscotland.com/haggis/haggis3.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I dunno mate, I ate it while I was over in the yewkay...
I didn't like it much.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I predict work based misery
alt: politicians in having lives before politics shocker

altalt: naff all

altaltalt: good haggis yes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Good morning Nakie-noo.
How the fuck are you?
Doodly doodly doo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)

SHUT UP FLANDERS.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

alright, I had massive Sunday night dread last night so drank a bottle of wine which made me feel better
Work is misery at the moment and I REALLY can't be arsed.

How are you, any time with the baby girl over the weekend?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I haven't seen my kid since Dec 22nd - apart from the fifteen minutes in which her mother tried to strangle me.
I'm in fucking pieces about it, truth be told. Zero sense of humour on this topic, soz. I know the feeling re work - I hate that Sunday panic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)

you poor bugger.
If it's any consolation, I just farted, and aimed it in her direction. Not yours, just hers.

She's a fucking mental.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I realise that I have never *actually* hated anyone else in my life.
It's like the difference between 'a bad cold' and proper flu.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

yeah, it's surprising how much energy it sucks out of you to properly, truly hate someone.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate, it is truly cruel to use a child in this manner
regardless of your ex's feelings about you and how she wants to hurt you, your daughter needs you and to deny her that contact will, in the long run, be most damaging to her.

I really do feel for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I don't have a kid, but I know in my guts that this is true.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Thanks 'Chaka Khan'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

For you baby, I can be every woman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

You're too young to get this I expect but there you go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

i am aware of Chaka's work, but if I'm honest, not this reference

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Did someone say they need their Chaka realigning?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

very good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

not +

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I'm feeling generous today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

She had a hit in about 1984 called 'I Feel For You'.
It featured a rap by Melle Mel and a harmonica solo by Stevie Wonder, tedious fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

sounds ace

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

There was breaking in the video.
That and Malcolm McLaren's Buffalo Gals vid were the UK's first exposure to breaking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

McLaren always seemed really creepy to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

He looks like a massive baby

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I accidentally knocked him into the path of an oncoming car in Soho once.
It was around the time he put himsaelf forward for mayor. He was a monumental cock-end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Did he go round the outside
round the outside,round the outside?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Sadly were one of the few old enough to get this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

i got it, and I'm a spring chicken

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

spring bouncing
chicken cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

spring chicken Bent Spastic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1836215
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

still younger than you
I think
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

We're all younger than somebody.
Apart from Monty, obvs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

we're all someones daughter, we're all someone's son
WHOOAAAAAAAOAAAAA OAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOO, WHOOAAAAAAAOAAAAA OAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOO
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Haggis is rank.
Even the 'good' stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Wrong on the Internet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)

No youn are.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Never!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)

You know how when you were a kid
and you hated some foods and then as you got older you got a taste for them? I'm like that with haggis, only in reverse. Same with beetroot. I used to love both, now they make me queasy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

'member beetroot?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

WOOOOO YEAH ! DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE? 6-3 AGAINST THE RANGERS !
Oh man, what happened to them? They lost the day before 3-1 agains Boston ! Looks like the 2012-2013 is looking black and gold.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)

YEAH!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

This made me lol over the weekend
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bbc-apologises-for-tweenies-jimmy-savile-1547450
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Ha ha. Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)

This bit made me lol: "Pre-school children even heard him utter the pervert’s catchphrase: “Now then, guys and gals.”"


I don't think it is exaggerating to say that tweenies puppet version of Savile as good as fingered all the poor kids who watched that programme.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

It's like the BBC don't have the good sense to pay a junior producer to watch everything before it is aired?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I did love the moral outrage that produced

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

it's almost as if mistakes are no longer tolerated at all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I feeel we all need compensation
I am going to sue the BBC for having existed prior to my birth and for having old programmes that may or may not contain images of people who were at some point naughty
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Not a lot, I'm well skint.
YEAH STUDENTS ACTING LIKE STUDENTS. THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE JOBS.

Met a girl.

No.

HI EVERYONE!
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I thought you were married already?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

No, that was swipe being "funny"

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

"funny" Malicious
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

you'll have to narrow it down
i'm always funny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1836232
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

funny obese.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

WHAT?
Give us the low down then
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

pervert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)

YEP
*rubs leggs*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Dude can you really not spell 'legs'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

WTN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Crazy aint it?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

"Met a girl"

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

*rapelols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Wow, what storyteller you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

This is the shittest version of Grease I have ever seen.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Grease is the shittest version of Grease

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

You're more of a Grease 2 kind of guy, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

and some!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

You had a "struggle snuggle" didn't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

hahahaha fucking hell not heard that one before

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I shouldn't lol at this, but click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Hahaha cliken dis

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)

*doffs hat*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Crazy for youuuu?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I met a girl
and she liked shit

/KatyPerry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Will someone please start a new thread?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Watch it or you and I will start a struggle snuggle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Promises promises
\o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

new thread
trying frantically to resuscitate this barely twitching corpse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)