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I have just eaten a McDonalds and now feel sick.When did you last chunder?
Alt: due to my hangover I won't be boozing today. What soft drink do you recommend?
AltAlt: What changes would you make to the Catholic church if you were made Pope?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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I really shouldn't have had a McDonalds. As soon as I'd ordered it I knew I'd made a mistake.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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I had a McDonald's on Sunday. I didn't chunder. I can't remember the last time I did.
I'd probably abolish the whole damned affair. Which is why I won't be Pope any time soon.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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We were so hungover yesterday that even getting out of bed was a struggle.Straight back to bed afterwards and didn't stir again until it was dark. All day drinking, turns out it's not as clever as I thought.
Plus I left my glasses on the tube.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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i hate wasting the weekend holed up with a hangover(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:16,
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Large big tasty meal & six nuggets.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:57,
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I know this now. I didn't an hour ago.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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Irnbru is the go-to hangover drink, even if it doesn't work it comes back out a lovely colour(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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Chocolate milk for me, icy coldFrijj for preference. Settles my stomach enough for a fried breakfast.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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Last chunderI have a bit of an issue with gypping when I brush my teeth and this will sometimes go full blown.
Alt. there are only 2 soft drinks that an adult should choose, tea or coffee.
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This might helplifehacker.com/5858128/shut-off-your-gag-reflex-by-squeezing-your-left-thumb
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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Last chunder was a long time agoand probably due to mixing drinks.
Alt: water. And ibuprofen for the imminent headache.
altalt: Allow contraception.
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banana milk is my hangover drink.I last spewed a few weeks ago. Dreadful hangover.
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I feel like shitDoes anyone want their hangover back?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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I had several beers and wine yesterday afternoon/evening nd wok up feeling fineI think my new mattress helped
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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I didn't have any beer or wine or spirits yesterdayand I feel like I did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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Being alive is the first sign of dependency on something, to be honest.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:24,
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I genuinely can't remember the last time I was sickBut I don't think I've been sick because of alcohol for nearly 20 years, because I'm not some kind of absolute bertie.
Alt: I recommend manning the fuck up and getting back on the horse. G&T if you need something "light"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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Last time I threw up was migraine induced and was not pleasant.I really begrudge being sick when I haven't done anything to deserve it.
alt: lemonade always makes me feel better. As a general rule, I would recommend fresh orange or diet pepsi.
altalt: add an eleventh commandment of 'don't be a cunt'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:21,
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Of course you deserve it, because you touch yourself at night.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:22,
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who says I'm even bothering to pretend?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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It must be horrible lying there in your own sick waiting for your carer to come with the mop and a hose(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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Keep trying.another ninja edit and that might even be intelligble.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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Can't recallAlt: Man up and drink through it
AltAlt: No noncing
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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Pint glass, can of red bull (or even better, 'v', the one in the green can)... with the rest of the glass topped up 50/50 with orange and cranberry.A few of those and it'll sort you out a right treat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:35,
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Funny you should askI was last sick on Friday evening. Prior to that it was some time on Friday afternoon, and before that, probably Friday morning. Also Thursday evening, afternoon and morning at regular intervals going back to Wednesday afternoon, when I was sick at my desk and just managed to catch it in my mug.
You'd think I'd be used to the taste of spunk by now.
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Well, I hope you're not spreading your filthy pestilence around here.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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Actually I vommed into my USB port before going home Wednesdayso you've probably all got it
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I know where you live.I will hunt you down and kill you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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Alt: There are several soft drinks that are alrightFor example Greene King IPA is about 3.6%
Altalt: All cats must be forcefed alcohol on Sundays.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:37,
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Greene Kingis one of my favourite session beers, it never sneaks up on you unlike the higher volume ones. You can just drink away at a steady rate
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You know what? You're alright Bonzodog29.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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AltAlt: New front page to be included in all Bibles, as follows;"To my dear Cindy. All characters in this book are fictitious and any resemblance to any real persons, living or dead, are entirely coincidental"
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I don't get you lotMost of the time you're all "pulled pork" this and "I've got a cracking recipe for chorizo-stuffed pheasant" that, "poor people are shit and eat shit food" and all that other stuff.
Yet you all seem to think eating at McDonalds is acceptable.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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Eating pretty much everything is acceptable. Can't be dealing with picky eaters.
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There is a bit of food snobbery that goes on round here though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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Yeah, well a bit of everything snobbery.Bunch of sanctimonious pricks on this website.
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I hate the lot of them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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YOURN FLAT IS SHIT AND YOURN RUG IS A BOGEWY(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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He won't be able to from out there in the rain.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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McDonalds is not acceptable. That's the problem.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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To be fair, I'm probably the least snobby person here.I don't care what anyone thinks about stuff I like, if I like it, then I like it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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I accidentally drank rather a lot of Southern Comfort one evening, and was quite poorly as a consequenceAlt: Mars milk drink
AltAlt: Star Wars
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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did you inexplicable try and shove your nob up your arse?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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I haven't been sick for ages, Unless you count that sort of little bit of puke that springs up sometimes, then swallow back down. I do that more than is probably normal.
Alt: I have ginger ale a lot, lovely stuff, great with a cheap whisky.
Altalt. I'd make it gladiatorial, so the bishops are all like cage fighters and can challenge for Pope whenever they want, and throw down a challenge. Televise it. Sorted.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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is that what keeps your hair so shiney and healthy looking?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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maybe. I didn't have a shower yet today, so it's a bit gross at the moment.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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What's it all about Windy?Eh? When you really think about it...what's it all about?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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I think my stomach acid is just a bit of a cunt (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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Well that's your reflux problem taken care ofbut what about everything else? Where are we going? And why?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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you know, I've had a think about just these set of questions, I'm going to the fridge to get a beer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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it's worked a treat. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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To hell in a handcart, TH.I know not why.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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I tell you - it's no wonder I drink.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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To the dogs, Tee Aitsche.Because of AYSLUM SEEKERS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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I heard that gay marriage was to blameand something about horses
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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Damn those gay Romanian horses with AIDS, claiming our benefits.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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Is it just for the moment we live?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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alright Boyce. Decent weekend?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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I made the best of it, but I cannot lie, I am not in a good way at the moment.You? Non-stop work?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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Friday and Saturday worked through. Saturday night was a fucking nightmare, 2 fights and a sea of dick heads. I don't know where they came from. Spent a lot of money though. Then as I was leaving a girl got knocked off her bike by a taxi. Nasty accident too, so had to hang about with the police till nearly 3 to get CCTV for them and give statements.
Sunday I got pissed and watched the rugby.
Still no word from her to the mediator? Turns out also I got my dates wrong, I'm in London end of march, not Feb.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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That doesn't sound very good. Unlucky mon.Well my solicitor had a letter on Friday in which the ex said she would not deal with the mediator I've engaged, but she (the mediator)'s going to call her today so try to convince her otherwise. Even when I can get the cunt to a mediation session she's hardly going to agree to anything and I am so fucking angry with her there's no fucking way I'm going to back down on what I think should happen either. I fear it's a mere formality before I take her to court again. The fucking poisonous cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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it was one of those weekends, they happen. I can see why you're so angry, at least you're doing everything properly, so if it does have to go to court you will appear the most reasonable. Just don't flip out and kill anyone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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Did she give a reason why she wasn't going to engage with the mediator?(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Oh god I forgot to mention right, but I was in the deli this morning and they had a whole side of smoked salmon skin that they were just gonna bin so I asked if I could have it and they gave it to me.I'm going to turn it into the most amazing snack, crispy salmon skins.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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I thought you were a food consiure ?Can you not see how crispy smoked salmon skin would make a really nice snack? Millions of asian people can.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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Just cos he's the same height as them doesn't mean he *is* one, Gonz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:05,
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Doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. I tend to remove the skin from fish.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:05,
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I like the skin, esp if it's fried.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:06,
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You're welcome to it.I made some fantastic saute potatoes yesterday; with rosemary & garlic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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I love sauteed potatoes.also 'dolphinwarz' and stovies. Familiar with stovies? A jockanese dish.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1859436
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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Was that pretty meh too?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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In parts.I seemed to spend an inordinate amount of time in school for some reason.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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'zackly man, it'd work well good I reckon. It's already scaled too !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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Don't McDonalds already remove it from their filet o fish?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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I didn't have the filet of fish.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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Not for a couple of years nowAlt: Dandelion and Burdock
AltAlt: Stop the moving/protection of priests accused of noncing up the choir boys.
I ended up having a hot pork sandwich for lunch, it was pretty damn good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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The only good D'n'B(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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I am trying an electronic cigarette.It's making me cough more than a real cigarette would.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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shove it up your cock end and shit out a cancer lung(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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I hope you get testical cancer.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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How are you getting on with them?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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Fucking electronic cigarettes you pair of flouncing Jessicas.Just fucking quit, you nancies.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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They just can't help sucking on something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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"Why won't Kroney love me for what I am?" :'((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Hard to say.I keep forgetting I have it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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What make are you using? I'm trying skycig.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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Mine is the Tornado TurboOnly because some bloke in work has tried 3 different ones and he reckons this one is best.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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Ape bless the Double DeckerMy headache is going \o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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Fuck thatI'll do that tomorrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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I discovered Lucozade Revive yesterday.It really works on a hangover - I was rough as your mum, one bottle, and I really was revived. Fantastic.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1859456
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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The digraced sex-addict French politician?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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Product placement has come to OT.A sad day.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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Sad day?Time to reach for a cooling Peroni.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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Or keys to a new BentleyI get this now.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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