no
it's a dark room with candles and beds with velvet soft covers. the beds emit some sort of waves that make you sleepy (you can't go on if you're pregnant). then they play you some kind of relaxtion tape.

it sounded like a load of shitbollocks. i struggle to sleep, only sleep about 4 hours a night normally, but this worked like a fucking treat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

they probably rifle through your purse when you're snoozing
I would
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

+ spam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

That's horrid
I would never ram my grubby fat fingers up her foetid mimsy
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

it'd be like a piglet diving into peaches and cream

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Be like Pooh getting stuck grabbing some honey
Except the honey is now rotting ham
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

poor piglet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

eeyore never fed him :(

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

you'd find
a debit card, about 50p in cash, and a metric fucktonne of old receipts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I could with 50p, need to get the bus home

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I lie, like I would ever get on a bus

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

i quite like london buses
on the strict conditions that: (i) there are no other passengers; (ii) they do not smell; and (iii) there is no traffic.

these pre-conditions are rarely met.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

+ two ginsters pies and a bottle of hair die.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)