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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mouse chat, that's where this place has ended up, I implore most of you to go away and think about what you've done and then kill yourselves.alt: WEEKEND PLANS as i have tomorrow off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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Woah did someone say Mouse Chat?I'm using an awful Dell proprietory one here, it's pretty fucking terrible I can tell you. What mouse are you using? What mouse does Badmons Dukaz use in his fun time?
ALT: I don't have weekend plans cos my weekend is spent WORKING because I do a weird shift thing innit. Soz. Blud.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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I've just never been a fan of the Logitech onesSomething about them always looks cheap to me, and I dislike the software.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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See I'm not sure about that anymoreI always said that too but I think it's just moved on now, and everyone looks at you weird when you say 'actually I think you mean mouses' and then you don't ever have sex ever again
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Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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I don't have a mouse at home, just use the laptop track pad(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:54,
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I'm sorry I didn't realiseNo wonder you're so angry all the time
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Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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Also here for weekend plansb3ta.com/talk/7629628
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Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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doing this thread over on /talk right now, i implore you all to join in over there(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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i wish you could join in frank, i did notice you've been trying(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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I don't mind offtopic but there isn't the love for Momo here that there was on /talk(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Monty, Stunned and Lighty are heading West.The pub will probably feature.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:54,
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Although I would rather kick a cripple off a cliff.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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we should totally arrange a weekend kicking cripples off cliffs sometime(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
We could make a card game out of it.Top Trumps Cripple Kick.
Distance achieved: 19.3 meters.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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I am pissed off that I had to cancel.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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Nope, will be getting back from Poland. Wife wouldn't be happy if I then when straight down to Bristol on the piss after I've been away all week & I want to see my kid.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:01,
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take them with you or pretend you're still in Poland(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:02,
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Bits of it are ok, such as the bars.I work here a couple of weeks each month at the moment.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:08,
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bars, bollocks, Poland's all about the castles on the Czech borderthose are WELL nice
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That's the kind of shit I am interested in seeing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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well you come out here and do my job.Then I can go on the piss in Bristol.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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Your job is 'visiting castles'?Wow. OK then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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Well I go and visit some of the company's shops, I'm sure you could fit in a couple of castle visits en route.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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weirdly Mrs Dukaz is going to Bristol on Saturday night...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:03,
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We've got a pint glass full of pound coins all ready and waiting(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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*sees you in your pants and ting**spews*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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I doubt thatwe're none of us terribly interested in drinking to excess.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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Am I right in saying Monty and Stunned are going?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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No drinking to excess??????That don't ring true
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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It's what we in the business call a 'massive fucking lie'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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Phewwwwww Thank fuck for thatI thought I caught Frank for a minute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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HahahahaYou cunt I almost spat tea down my front
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:44,
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sorry to give you the runaround there Badmons old boy(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:53,
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It's Badmons he's scared em all away(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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Truth be told I've been a bit busy to post much todayThe fuckers making me work, during work time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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That's cos I've not been on herewith my trademark chirpy wit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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I invented the term LOL and then rapidly discarded it as it was insufficient for the amount of LOL that I represent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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So what is the Bristol plan?I suggest the waterfront on Saturday night, you'd like it A LOT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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Turn up, have some lolz, withness a glassing, poo in the Severn, night in the cells, fuck a sheep...You know, when in Rome and all that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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I wonder if there's still any decent Blues up in St. Pauls?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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Nah the mods have taken them all.*bellboys*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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Haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:41,
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I have this one.www.florisporro.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/saitek-eclipse-kb-21.jpg
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mine has a grey deposit on loads of the keys(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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or they might think "hey look at that go getter, he needs a raise!"(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
i do need a raise, I've not had one since January :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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If they didn't notice how the grey deposit got there in the first place...I somehow think you might get away with this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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That's some classic shit, yo.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:43,
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A shit Logitech one from years agoAlso a Yamaha YDP something something, looks a bit like this
www.thomann.de/ie/yamaha_ydp141_c_arius.htm
Not great but weighted keys and it feels mostly right, only got it cos of space issues etc, miss my upright
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Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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Salt N Peppa's new material didn't quite have the punch it used toZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:46,
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make a macaroni picture of a horse doing your mum up the shitter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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See how many zlotys you can fit under you foreskin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:48,
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take a camera onto the street and pretend to be a casting agent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:48,
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Goose step down the main street shoutin SNELL SNELLCan't be arsed to look up the correct spelling
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:50,
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I'm moving ALRIGHT?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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dig a hole, cover it with twigs an leaves and see if you can catch a "Pole"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:50,
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he's done what he needs to, ie scare some twitter twats(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:51,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1871968
Jesting aside what a poof.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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Exactly. Why didn't anyone he was with say "oh, your drinks probably been spiked, why don't you just lie down"(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Because they were too busy getting him to the top floor, opening all the windows and praying.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:13,
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I bet it was his wife.edit: hilarious picture of him on wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Fogle
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hahahaha that's geniusI wish someone would spike me with acid: I've been trying to get hold of some for yonks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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yeah, making things illegal always stops people in their tracks from doing stuff(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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Apart from on the psy-trance scene, no it's not.Kids prefer ketamine, the fucking imbeciles.
The problem with acid is you need to be a chemist to make it, and the profits on it are shit, so the only people who can be arsed are hippies doing it for the good of humanity (in their eyes). No drug gangs would ever bother so it's rare. A crying shame, if you ask me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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this is much better than chompy's factious answer (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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Sometimes I do wonder about that boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:36,
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mdma still does the rounds.In spite of the shortage of saffrole oil. I haven't seen ket on the go in clubs for years.
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My chap has buckets of both. I have an interest in neither, sadly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:57,
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you never get the urge to go raving?I see people of your age gurning in clubs all the time. Usually trying to recapture their youth down at Basics.
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not for a second.i think it would depress the hell out of me. Plus it's hardly conduct befitting the more, ah, distinguished citizen. Unlike hunching over a lavatory in an East End pub I THINK YOU'LL AGREE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:22,
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nah, if you go to more discerning places it's a noticeably older crowd.Club kids tend to go from DnB/electro stuff to house stuff once they get past 25. Once there's a bit of sophistication involved rather than pure stimulant hedonism.
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As was thiswww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-21533963
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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cleaningGeneral feminine pampering
no drinking, ffs
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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Hey look at thatit's almost beer o'clock
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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OMG nommy nommy pulled porkwww.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/31/how-to-cook-perfect-pulled-pork
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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I really do like that stuff, trendy or not.But then my father lives in the South so I was ahead of the curve on this particular trend. Basically, I prefer its early stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:36,
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I have discovered eating it with mashed potato that has black pudding mixed in to it is NOM.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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I'll bet.I'm well hungry now. Can't wait to enjoy my 60p dinner!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:41,
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I hope your begging goes well enough that you can afford a Wimpy xx(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:48, Reply)
It's gonna be tough but I have the classic 'night shelter pitch' down pat so FINGERS CROSSED!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:51,
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it's no good just showing someone else's hampacket pic that you gott off some internet sitewe want to see YOUR hampacket
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