Looks like my car karma may be at an end
Narrowly missed being struck by a M Reg. BMW 7 series full of asylum seekers this morning, then had this stupid African kid run out in front of the car this afternoon. When did you last know karma was fucking with you?

Alt: Toast what do you like on yours?

Alt:alt: I was enjoying my Bill Withers related Convo. with SSG what artists lyrics would you choose to make a great Convo. out off?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:12, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I had to break really hard in sainsbury car park yesterday, and because my boot is made if wood and steel, 3 bottles of beer in the case I'd bought smashed.
Karma is definitely fucking with me tonight. First Saturday off in ages, no big plans, so was looking forward to seeing some folk down at the local, couple of beers and a catch up, but no, ladypig is dying so I'm here with you. She went out last night and saw everyone, and decided to die tonight. Ah well. Next time.

Me and you are in agreement on toast.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Marmite and REAL BUTTER?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

yup.
Only sort of toast.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)

*Toastfives*
I loved your story about being drunk the other day.
Crying because you couldn't get your boot off made me laugh repeatedly

Beentheredonethatlolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I was a proper state that night.
I was speaking to the manager of the pub I was in, and she said a fellow tried to punch me that night, because I kept blowing raspberries every time he talked because "he was clearly a cretin and nothing he had to say was worth listening to"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Hahahaha
I don't mind a drunk person if there a jolly drunk, but I'm sure in your Profession you may not look at it this way
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

I love a jolly drunk, as long as they can handle their booze.
It's the arseholes and the sickers I hate.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)

This I can agree with
The last time I went out for a night on the town, the amount of pricks that can't seem to hold their liquor, was unbelievable. Females Vomiting on the street guys fighting over nothing. WTF I'm sure it was never like that when I was that age
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:00, Reply)

yeah, I have a very strict policy on drunk people,
But mostly because my pub is in one of those areas where locals and students mix, which can go very wrong, and students like to puke everywhere. But some places will serve fucken anyone. It can't be right that police sit outside certain venues on a Friday Saturday night, waiting for trouble. That must flag negligent management serving people way too drunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Wow have you already banned Monty, Stunned and Battered
before they have even had chance to step a foot inside the bar?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

you know,
I could throw a bash, I've got an upstairs bar, plenty of space, crash space at my house. But I'm not convinced anyone would bother. I missed the hey day if talk, where everyone made good friends, and I get the feeling I've missed it here too. I'm just happy to be a forum chum.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I'm not so sure thats the case
Ask Battered he knows more about this than me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

he'll just make it all about sex as always.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I was taken to a 'Toby inn'
All you can eat 'carvery style' breakfast today.

It was great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I WAS AT WORK HAD BUTTER & MARMITE
But the bread had gone off :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Lime marmalade.
@Jeff: food pleb.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Batts I found the best gift you should give out when your next in poland

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I ain't no darkie you cheeky cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

It's like an art project for them.......
Tell them whoever has the best painted one gets a job.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:05, Reply)

After a 4am start it was fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Just done steaks. Fillet for the Mrs, t-bone for me. Fucking ace. 40 day aged meat.
Expensive though; £22.00 for two steaks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)

That seems reasonable for good steak
Most will say fillet of beef is the best, but I love steak cooked on the bone
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Why were you up so early & driving about so much?
Got a second job as a courier or something?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)

OR HELPING CHOMPY????????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:54, Reply)

lolracismisdeadedgyrofl

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

SHAMBO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Have you tried this stuff?
www.waitrose.presscentre.com/Press-Releases/A-Cut-Above-The-New-Lotus-Caramelised-Biscuit-Spread-aa0.aspx

It's super lush
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Sup Gonz
I hear Darths missis is single* and stalk worthy

*this may not be 100% accurate
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:04, Reply)

gossip?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Not really just a fleeting joke on a thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

No good for me mate, I couldn't do the sort of things she's now come acustomed too.
It's the mental thought of rimming both before _and_ after. I'm a "once I'm done, I'm done" kindda fella.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

So you're saying you can't ballroom dance
AMIRITE?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)

No Gonz. You're a pervert, who've you made women on here (at least if not elsewhere) feel very uncomfortable with your posts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

fel?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

felon woman sounds dangerous
Unless Bobby and Al fell on them
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Not entirely sure where thats come from, or what thats got to do with what is very ovbously a joke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I think he's been drinking.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)

He has? He'll probably be out looking for prostitutes to strangle.
He's known as the 'stepladder killer' in Krakow.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:52, Reply)

I like battered, but I reckon that comment of his was out if order.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Right, take time all I'm outta here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)