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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Horses...
I hate them.

Stems back to when I was a mere nipper going fishing - I'd mislaid a rod rest and went trekking back across the horse infested field looking for it - no joy. On my way back, one of the foul creatures looked at me, so I jokingly asked where it had hidden the rod rest. Fecker ran up and bit me.

Having said I hate them - they do taste damn good...

Um..is that off topic enough?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've said it before

biting at the front, shit at the back, rape in the middle.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:14, Reply)
A horse bit me once,
right in the barn.
It hurted. I was eight.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, Reply)

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