Spitting in a wishing well, go to hell, crash, I'm the last splash.

What's been your favourite ever qotw scandal?

Mine was chompers telling spankyhanky that he wasn't as funny as he thought he was.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:44, 103 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i like breasts

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

I like breasts
*gazzes mods*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)

NEAR THE TOP
Double bonus Fail here.
the original story and then Emvee trying to call me on it...
b3ta.com/questions/drunkparents/post1101367
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Who was the PHD guy teaching at Manchester University
That had Pics on his profile in a kilt saying he was the most eligible professor or some such
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Calm down Terence Trent D'Arby

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

I'd like to see this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Is that not in the archive somewhere?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)

archive wank bank
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)

It's not actually that great
www.b3ta.com/questions/childishthings/post522075
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Oooh, he's 2.0'd me.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)

me too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:00, Reply)

which one??

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Spanky.
I don't think he took too kindly to me telling him that him and his adolescent wank fantasies weren't fit to lace Frankspencer's boots.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Wow, that the nicest thing I've ever heard
*wells up*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I'm told it's perfectly normal
to examine your shit before you wipe and flush.

Apparently it's childish to take a photo of your stinky labours and text it to your mates with the title: Loch Ness Monster Spotted in North London Toilet Bowl Shocker!!!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:06, Ignore, closed)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)

that time when that thing happened

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Yeah, I was all like WTF
and then ZING, BANG and KAPOW that was the best EVAH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/sportsday/post51710
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)

I like that post

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)

This one is one of the classics.
b3ta.com/questions/pe/post573826
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Yeah I remember reading that first time around
and thinking it was a Pooflake puppet
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:01, Reply)

It could very well be...
b3ta.com/questions/coldfish/post545833
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Barrygate nuff said

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:54, Reply)

what ever happened to Barry?
I used to enjoy barryoaks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Stunned killed him and buried him somewhere in the london orbital road
Edit* I quite liked Barry as a poster
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I met Barry in real life
Smashing lad. But rather anxious to cause trouble.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:00, Reply)

This Barry?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1157798
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

The very one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)

That's the one.
I met him shortly before he flew to Holland for football violence and he rather stupidly posted a link to his mates pushing a van into a canal.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

So basically, The Disappointed supports nonces.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Nice lad.
Young lad. What he lusts after is no concern of mine.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

...as long they're not your kids..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

I haven't got any kids
No Paul Dacre puritanism here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Oh I don't know, Dacre seems quite at home with people perving up underagers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

As long as he can dismiss it in the print version for his established demographic.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Let the record show folks, The Disappointed is a friend to nonces.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I'll accept that with pride if it's offered without the puritanical catholocism that seems to be inherent in the offer.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

I thought it was a bit harsh battered posting Pics. of him after he had to leave

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I dunno.
We need a good flounce.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post478731
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

LEAVE BRITANY SPEARS ALONE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

That lass who went bowling
Then somehow convoluted it into a group sex thing.

Did we ever get any pictures for verification?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)

The purple bowling ball story and deletion was a classic

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

that really was good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Rory had copied it and re-posted it
Which set off even more Lolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

My favourite Rory moment is when he found R*ngofyre's OKcupid account after months of him trying to be QOTW's moral guardian.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

I liked the Emvee baloon bash photo links
It's the one where Mr 80% of the QOTW answers is looking like a rabbit in a cars headlights
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Looks like that has been MOD'ed too

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Linky?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)

I tried to find it
But with Rory Lyon gone I think his posts have too, unless it was modded
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

That account is still live
Called Naked Ape now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

??? I've tried ketamine, bowling ball and various others but still not managed to find that story

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:35, Reply)

This?
b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1603284?highlight=answers-post-1603771
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

That's the remnants.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Worth it for rory's comment.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Yep

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Did my beer inspire this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Yes.
As soon as I saw 'Cannonball', that lyric popped up in my head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

John Smiths Smoothgate

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)

I very nearly left forever
When I read that someone might enjoy a drink I don't rate particularly highly.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

One time Al said that all whiskies taste exactly the same.
I WAS ON THE VERGE OF FLOUNCING.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

That's proper trolling.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Quinten and the Duchess/Wunderlust Gazzes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

hahahaahhaaaaa
YES
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Don't know about a scandal, but FreeFair's crash and burn made me laugh.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

oh man
I was lolling at that the other day
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Don't forget the Burtdown

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Which one?
He tried so hard many times.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

The first and the best.
img828.imageshack.us/img828/3664/hahahawhatawanker.jpg
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I just found this one
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1238291#post1238302
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Can't open this

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

MC Hammer's less successful follow up to, etc.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:42, Reply)

does he still come back sometimes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Maybe he's already here
He always reckoned he could walk amongst us unnoticed, should he choose to return with a new account.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I think he's you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Al is clearly FreeFair as he's a massive cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Oooo, sick burn dude.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:40, Reply)

Forest 1-0

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Fuck's sake, and we're down to 9 men as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:33, Reply)

don't fucking talk to me about red cards

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Apparently Badger's wife carries a few extra pounds.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I heard they don't even own any property.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:35, Reply)

On the same subject.
Do you think Alb*rt M*rshm*ll*w's marathon bore-off about mortgages counts as an online breakdown?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

NO YOUR MATHS IS WRONG IM VERY WEALTHY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

I work for a large IFA firm and know for a fact that he could not have got a second mortgage based on his main residential mortgage being nil pounds.
any adviser trying to get that signed off would be told in no uncertain terms that it was pointless, no providers would do it.

Poor Albert, why does he do it to himself?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Thanks for making an effort to investigate this.
But - the lending criteria were not based solely on my current mortgage. I took the opportunity to apply for a buy-to-let and as my monthly outgoings had reduced by £1,400, they accepted my application based on affordability and the deposit I'd saved.

Also, as it was a buy-to-let product, the rental clearly covered the mortgage repayments.

And that is the last I have to say on the matter.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

No - he's too thick to have any sort of intelligence conflict.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I always enjoy it when someone tries to pass off some Medical Horsehit and either Shambles or TMB joins in.
One of the all-time classics was a bloke who tried to claim that necking under-6 calpol had made him hallucinate. There's less than a gram and a half of paracetamol in a bottle of under-6 calpol.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Also: http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1677267#post1677321
b3ta.com/questions/diysurgery/post1050375
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

And
b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post871804
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Oh wow is that true about Greene King IPA?
I've got a bottle right here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Self cured Peritonitis, eh?
That's pretty sharp.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Breakdown? That was a highpoint for him.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I heard that this is a genuine picture of their home life

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

That's not even in my top ten of TERRIBLE BULLYING pictures.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:57, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)

A Rory classic, Sorry AA
b3ta.com/questions/cunningplans/post1667121?highlight=answers-post-1667278
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

THIS THREAD IS DEAD
NEW THREAD
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

PISSED THE BED END OF THREAD

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Bless another time perhaps?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)