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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What are you watching on the box at the moment?
I've got that 666 Park Avenue on series link and I'm guiltily enjoying that Big Reunion show about the 90's bands. Them 2 in B*Witched were blates lezza's ( no, not the twins).


Alt. Recommend something else.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:23, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I recommend you stop starting such shit threads.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
definitely needs more Momo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Hi the camp police called, you've gone over your limit for the week.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
wooo wooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
ha, what a loser, he doesn't even know what a vlookup is

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Textbook replies
MUST. TRY. HARDER.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
666 Park Avenue is by far and away
the worst title for any televison show ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Ahem.
I think you'll find that was NewsKnight hosted by Sir Trevor McDonald
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_Knight_with_Sir_Trevor_McDonald
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
i'll second this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
HE IS A KIGHT RIGHT
AND HE PRESENTS THE NEWS YEAH
AND THERES ANOTHER SHOW CALLED NEWSNIGHT LIKE THE TIME RATHER THAN THE HORSERIDINGY BLOKES
SO ITS A PUN
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

is e emotion
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
i never saw it
it sounds as bad as 10 o'clock live on channel 4
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I quite like that, because I like how shit charlie brooker is in front of an audience.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I'd prefer Knightmare with Sir Trevor McDonald

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
You are in a room, before you is a desk

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
WHERE AM I!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I'll answer the bloody question
Walking dead Fri. 10pm can't remember the sky channel
Mayday on the beeb at the moment is quite good but I missed the Monday episode so I will get that on catch up TV
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
FX
Walking Dead is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
so is YM
\o/

Zing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

ing ombie
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

lol
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Game of Thrones starts up at the end of the month, well looking forward ot that.
Really enjoying Elementry. Currently re-playing House, enjoying that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
nothing, I don't watch telly unless I absolutely have to
Alt: I recommend switching the fucking telly off and going outside for a while
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
in a the parrot's sleeping and there's no porn left unseen kind of way?
or in a gun to your head raping your arse kind of way?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
alright rachelswipe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
AMPLESPONGE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
christ, I can do without hairy tits and raspberry ripples the size of dinner plates, I'll give it a miss
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
What kind of loser watches porn on the telly?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
the kind who drops his trousers to watch Hollyoaks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I'm only interested in the story lines on hollyoaks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I watched Timmy Time the other day
it was pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
i've been out for lunch
i may be drunk. stupid cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I'm slightly addicted to gin martinis at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

slightly addicted to gin martinis at the moment

a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
What ratio?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
99.5% gin, 0.5% vermouth, twist
Olives can fucking off, fucking plebs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
A little heavy on the vermouth there.
French or Italian?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
How very dare you, I am an Englishman through and through*
*until you get to my little toe, that's french
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
ah le petit kroney
wait for it.....

toeney
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Ha ha
Very good have a click
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
drunk swipe is the best swipe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
went to a brazilian tapas place
fucking fit, and i didn't even eat all the manky fish and animal carcass
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
is all the food laid out in a long thin line?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
is the conga brazilian?
did not know that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
So, essentially drank on an empty stomach?!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Nah, it was full of spunk from her "annual review" in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

tails wash
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I'm going to try 'The Americans' tonight, which is about Russian spies in the Reagen era pretending to be Americans
It's got quite good reviews.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Is it an american programme?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
yes sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
They do my head in how they drag the fuck out of programmes till the viewing rating die...
and then they scrap the programme, HBO's "Band Of Brothers" is one of the few that didn't
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
There's a few that went when they were ready
But yeah it's rare, scrape on until some kindly network executive takes them out back and gives them both barrels
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
your mum got quite good reviews from Paul Ross

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
she has never met him sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
gloryholelols
"I'd give her one" - Paul Ross
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
one (dark) star

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
That sounds alright, I'm now gonna grab a copy, thx, x.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I'm gonna watch the first ep tonight, see how it is

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Me 2.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I saw this programme once called "The News"
It was pretty good.
I found it most informative, particularly with regard to recent events.
I don't know which channel it was on or even if they still make it though, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
it's a no from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
No wait, now I think about it - it was on the radio, not the telly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
They ought to do a printed version for the deaf people

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
That sounds pretty good
They should put that on at regular intervals throughout the day, so that people can be kept abreast of the current events of the day as they happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Great idea, TH
I might write to the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Well you ought to write to someone

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I decided to write to BB King instead.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Oh, he's very good
You won't have to wait long for a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
You'll have to wait 'til he comes to town

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Telly is fucking shit
I recommend you DYAAKY
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
In your next "therapy" session
I recommend you skip straight to meds.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Fuck that
I'm dropping my trousers and getting a bum fingering
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Wins all round
tenner say's you marry your sex addict therapist!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I'll take that bet
either way I win
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I'm quite looking forward to the borgias premier next month
I think there will be some hot incest action going on
So wrong yet so right
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Wincest

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Do you live in the woods and play the banjo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
BurtReynoldslolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Fiddle

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
It's a 4chan thing

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
oh im not cool enough to know
Oh wait, I mean nerdy, im not nerdy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
4chan is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Delivery date of the 20th! Fucking yes! Chompys fucking shit baby shed can fuck right off
My new shed will blow you all away when I post 1920x1080 images of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Got a catalogue image of it you can share?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Catalogue? Don't be gay
It's being built for me to my specs.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
*is londoner*
*buys cornish shed*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Yours for the price of less than 10 haircuts

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
probably less than 1 haircut

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Not this shed
This shed is massive
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Which are?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Somewhere I can hide from my wife

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
This is true
My shed will have a bar, comfy chairs, a day bed, fridge, freezer, stove top, Screens and computers
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
So is in fact a second home.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
BURN IT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Bi-focal?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
12' by 10' inch thick floors windows down one side nice big doors
They weren't particularly detailed specs were they? Oh yeah and proper wood roof, no fucking chipboard like on my old cheap shed
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Tongue & groove I hope, not lashboard.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:46, Reply)
I found upgrading the floor from sterling board to 18mm MDF has given more rigidity & more warm in winter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
*makes copious notes in SHEDFILE*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
a non profit organisation offering quality and impartial advice to cosumers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I just mistyped someones name and called them mr. BOOBY!
LOLZ galore
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
spare me your life story.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
did you take a photo of your burger?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Nah, couldn't be bothered soz

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
But I wanted to be rude about your plates and table :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
My table is lovely.
Plates are shit, but they were free so go fuck yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I'm listening to "I Dreamed a Dream" from the film adaptation of Les Mis
Fuck me, is that really Anne Hathaway? She sounds like she's being gangraped. Am rather impressed.

/GAY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I think I'd rather listen to this Hathaway person being gangraped.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
I'm bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
read this, there's loads of lols
b3ta.com/search/posts/48141/best
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
what is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
H-u-m-o-u-r
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post675656
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post701751
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I like this one a lot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I quite like the blaireau69 fight
Not so sure about the massive picture of Micky Dolenz.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Talker BluStar is afraid fo Micky Dolenz and has nightmares about him.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I like this
*Vanity best searches*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
It seems I mostly only type one line posts
Like this one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
My all time favourite ZING
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1192321#post1192323
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
This is my favourite one
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565316#post565359
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I think this is one of my best zings ever.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1132551
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I like this one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
There's some sickening pandering further down that page.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Another zing for her
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139710
Why did she leave???
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Or this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post713359
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)
That has just upset me all over again.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Chill out Jar Jar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
I wasn't even joking on this one.
b3ta.com/talk/5843004
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
HEY EVERYONE
YOU KNOW WHO'S GREAT?
ME
I'M GREAT
LOOK AT ME

you bunch of beaker cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)
*joins team o'Ban*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
to be sure to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post926614
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Nah you're like a more pedestrian The Goat

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/protest/post965617#post965820
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
God I used to try so hard to impress you lot
Sorry everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
you're my favourite.
Well, twohats is my favourite, but your my second favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I don't play favourites
You're all lovely squiggly little cuddle bears
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
can I be a blue squiggly little cuddle bear?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I love you guys
Let's get a flat together or somthing, I dunno!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
dibs on your wife

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
You know what? You got it, big guy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I didn't think you'd accept, I wouldn't know what to do anymore
What if sex has changed? What if I get her in bed and she's all 'where's your sex hat' and I don't have a sex hat and I don't know anymore and I start crying and you hear the crying and come bursting in and laugh at me with my sad droopy semi and no sex hat
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Oh mate, do you really think I'd do that to you?
Look, my sex hat is your sex hat, as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
hang on. what's a sex hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
So there ARE sex hats?
God it's all gone wrong, I don't know the first thing about sexing anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
*glomps*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Me too
Let's start a fight.

You cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Me too. This day is dragging hard!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
I'm expecting to have baby tangle delivered to me by my parents in a minute.
Then I'm going to use that as an excuse to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Are they using DHL or FedEx?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
She's here!
Right screw you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
tied to a brick and put through the living room window

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
FFS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21697205
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Who cares?
4 srs
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Ha ha
It's going to be even shitter than normal I love it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
my mate's sister was big mates with Bonnie Tyler, true story, she swears like a Royal Navy boiler stoker
/ac, surprisingly
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Once upon a time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Drink milk from my mother's breasts
/ac, surprisingly
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
touch it softly to your lips and sort of breathe out.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Say it in a John Cleese voice
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
If you move your head away from the tv her eyes get more normal sized
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
your granny's gammon socket
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
They use his face to induce vomiting in poisoning victims
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
If they give her a bottle of whiskey (NO WHISKEY CHAT)
We may be in with a chance of winning.

Germany have Cascada
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
YM?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
This post deserves front paging
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1889796

Feel free to click away like bartleby with a camera during a school swimming gala
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
No it doesn't, it's rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I think you may be slightly bias

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I can't see anything.
I bet I'm missing megalolz
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
You block swipe or swipe block oyu?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I blocked her.
I wonder if you see popular page posts from someone on ignore...
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
You can't.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)

How very dare you, I am an Englishman through and through*
*until you get to my little toe, that's french
(Badmons Dukaz "the most interesting buggery case ever", Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:44, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

ah le petit kroney
wait for it.....

toeney
( rachelswipe

You really need to stop that 2.0 thing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
YES I WILL STOP THAT IGNORE THING FOR THAT JOKE IS THE FUNNIEST THING ON THE INTERNET

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
It was not ment to be funny

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)
shameful pandering

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Yeah me Pander swipe
She bullies me relentless
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Bones, Supernatural, Castle, How I Met Your Mother on a weekly basis
Suits has just finished, and I've just started on Breaking Bad (so far, so good).
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
TV = bent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Haha, there he is!
*encourages others to clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Yo man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Trannies arent always bumders
*you should know*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
how's your hangover?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I'm just very tired and short tempered now.
Just lost my rag at my warehouse manager. I think he is genuinely mentally retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)

very tired and short tempered now.
Just lost my rag at my warehouse manager. I think he is
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
outstanding.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
I am so glad to be shot of the moron I had working for me,
It's just so frustrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

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