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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Time for a proper evening thread
I'm re-watching Boston Legal from the start, I may be a little gay for James Spader.

who would you go gay for?
ETA: or straight, if you're already gay.

alt: Facebook is changing again. what do you hate but feel you cannot leave?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:18, 234 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: YM

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)
I'd take it from George Takai, deffo.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:33, Reply)
who would you give it to

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)
You, xx.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:54, Reply)
well that'd be a different kind of chinky fucking your arse up for once

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)
I said "well that'd be a different kind of chinky fucking your arse up for once"

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)
because he eats chinese food you see

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)
and he can't hold his plops in

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:09, Reply)
and George Takei is yellow

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)
and a faggot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I'm a bit Gay for Sean Bean.
Sharpe twists my panties.

Alt: I really wish I could quit your love.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:37, Reply)
I'll go with that.
Alt: it's hard I know windders, but I'm taken and you'll just have to learn to live with that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)
how's things foggy?
I'm having a terrifyingly boring evening, and my body aches.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)
not bad, in general
shit day though, have wanted to murder co-workers for most of it.

why do you ache?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:45, Reply)
started going to a new gym, got a new regime, probably over did it after an extended break.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)
woah woah take it to qotw

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:54, Reply)
it's like battered in drag

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Sean whatsisname innit
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Mila Kunis and Jennifer Aniston
Facebook changes regularly, people moan about it then two weeks later, can't remember what it used to look like.

New timeline looks good though.

If I hate something enough, I will leave. No point in getting upset about something you can change :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)
are you some sort of Buddhist?
You said earlier nothing really annoys you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)
he lies.
I've annoyed him before now, mostly by calling him common.

in other news water is wet.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I get niggled occasionally but it's normally a factor of many things as opposed to one.
Nah, not a Buddhist. Just easy going and want to lead a stress-free life.

I do get annoyed by stuff obviously, but don;t dwell on it. Have the moment and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)
posh wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:51, Reply)
FUCK YOU!!!!
*and breathe*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:53, Reply)
lololol le master trol rofl

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:54, Reply)
oh dear.
yup and I hate every change. I wish I could leave it with out feeling like I was doing the equivalent if not having a phone, but there you go, one can onle hope it goes the way of myspace. some hope.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I doubt that will happen.
Mass saturation. It's like a part of everyday life now.

It's something to do on your phone, while you're on the computer. Have a snoop about in others lives!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:47, Reply)
I may give this show a go.
I loved Ally McBeal and Damages.
This should be somewhere in between!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)
you'll hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)
If I bummed a gay man, he'd turn straight
Alt: shit changes, people get upset, then people forget. People are idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)
so what you're saying
is you're shit at sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I'm saying I'm so heterosexual and masculine I can bum a man straight
Faultless logic
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:11, Reply)
right
so, shit at sex it is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Are you evening/nightime lot accepting of sad wankers that pretend during the day that they are perfectly fine with their mariage falling apart
Or do you take the piss too?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)
A little from column a a little from column b ; )
Hows it going then?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Pretty shit but don't tell the daytime crew

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I do feel for you man, marriage is never smooth
Feel free to gaz me if you want to download, rant etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
For a bent spastic you're pretty alright nakers

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Yeah well life is shit, sometimes everyone needs a good virtual spooning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I need a bristol friday night bash on April 19th
Possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Yeah why not...I should point out I live in LAAAANDAN though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Yeh, shit excuse though
I lived in shitty Morden and I still made it to Bath every weekend to shag the fitty students there.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Oooh.
Make it a Saturday and I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
My train back to pasty land is Sat morning :( though I am there all week and would love to meet you!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Might be doable.
Have you spoken to Jeff too?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)
not yet but i will
im saving locals till last
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Well, let me know.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Well 14th-20th April
Any time you fancy an evening it would be lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)
he's prickteasing man
i have soooooo many pizzas in my fridge from his constant stand-ups
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I like Pizza
What are you doing between April 14th-20th
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Did your sex therapist advise you to meet more girls off the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)
yes, and shit in their beds

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)
mourning the fact that naked ape stood me up AGAIN
the floppy haired married clit tease
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)
I am married, however I have not got floppy hair and I NEVER clit tease,
just ask my sex therapist
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:35, Reply)
nor is any relationship
they all fucking suck

fistbumps
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I've taught baby Badmons to fist bump, she's so street

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:09, Reply)
that sounds a lot better than baby naked
perhaps the name change was a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Do you do legal advice about marriages?
Only I feel you owe me because you gave me legal advice about buying a house and now look at the shit I am in!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
unfortunately not
the best advice i can give would be from a female perspective. she is clearly going through a mental patch and must be made to realise that she has a decent bloke and needs to BEHAVE THE FUCK UP if she wants to keep him.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)
what if he's a cock?
do we know for sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I secretly yern to go to cosplays so shhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:17, Reply)
this is true
are you a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Not exactly
However I do have one I can't remember ever shitting the bed
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
well nobody REMEMBERS doing it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)
IT WASN'T ME OK!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)
So where do I find a decent bloke?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
There aren't any
Right, sisters?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)
who's she sleeping with

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Not me! Lozzorss!!!!!!1111one

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
omg :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(sadzorz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Every other :( face looks like a :) face in reverse, I hope you're happy

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
*proffers big gay hug*
been there mate.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Yeh well you deleted me from facebook
and as breakups go that hurt almost as bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:03, Reply)
well, I can't remember why, prolly lithiun related
happy to re-add you if you care to request or remind me of your real name
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I think we may need a few weeks counselling first!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
hmmm, nah.
been there, done that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Well I added you again, now you may remember why you deleted me in the first place!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I may do.
depends when/why I unfriended you. you may just have been dull.

anyway, good luck with the bitch, it probably won't work out and that sucks, but good on you for trying and not just giving up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Oh well that makes sense, though I did go along with your big B3ta cull
Maybe I'm just a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)
if it was then then it was probably not personal.
sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)
you wil never understand the pain I went through
without 12 weeks of counseling
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)
I would let ciiilelelan murphy spoon me

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)
With his scarecrow mask?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Hmmm itchy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
that chick off lost girl, Anna Silk
Holy hell, its not often I get a little hot over a girly girl but she is smokin'

Alt It was difficult after deactivating mine, but its been about 3 weeks and its not so bad now
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Who? Evangelise Lilly?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)
not lost
Lost Girl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)
You fancy the chick from the milk carton?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)
she fancies Shannon Matthews.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)
:\

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Of course
Why else would I steal her and keep her in my basement
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Monty. He's dreamy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
that's what he said about you last night

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:15, Reply)
oh no wait
the other one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:15, Reply)
fucking rancid like a baboon's turd
that was it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:15, Reply)
I only hope you weren't talking about me last night.
That would be lame.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
it's safe to say that we were not

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Did you talk about your "red setter"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)
oh man this is well :')

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)
we actually fucking did
every other toolbag there thought you were hilARious
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Nakers is a fucking comedy savant.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Talk about it? They dipped the poppodoms in it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)
I still find this guy a bit creepy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Mmmwaaa!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Me too.
He kind of stands in the corner, just watching, then leans in and whispers sinister shit straight to your cochlea.

He's like a teuchter Albert Fish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

You really don't know "sinister shit" do you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1890168
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Why yes, yes I do.
I just don't stand in the corner, silently watching everyone else have their wee chats and shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Ooh, sinister.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)
I didn't say that the watching bit is sinister.
It is creepy though. The two aren't synonymous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Sometimes I get bored so see what you folk are up to. Sometimes I make a comment.
Sinister as fuck, me.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Again, creepy rather than sinister.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Really?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Yes xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:04, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)
I still think he's Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Nah.
Why would you think that anyway? I'm enough of an internet prick without creating ANOTHER internet prick persona.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I don't do powder blue. Or hamsters.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)
it took you a whole minute to log out, log in and type that?
just use 2 browsers, much more convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Alright Colin Kwikfit, 'es not worf it!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)
I have no Idea what you could be talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Where is your sock anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)
in the washing bin, with my pants.
I miss pIumdozer :'(
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)
That account is deleted.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)
well, it says the name is in use.
so no hope of getting it back. :(
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)
The account is deleted but the posts are still there, so you can't reuse the name.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)
a tradgedy
I wonder if I just coppied you with out the name if I'd be banned again
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Card vote needed comrade. Yer wrong.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)
and you're a mentalist.
I'm liking 'dozer' now so you can do one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)

How will I cope?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)
alcohol,most likely.
and self hate.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Lithium, where for art thou?

EDIT: I'm really not Dozer.

Anyway, off to watch the cricket, Quixers.

Later, maybe.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I think you mean 'wherefore', and wherefore doesn't mean 'where', soz to be the bearer etc.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Ooohhh. Humbled, I am.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:05, Reply)
sick
burn
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)
nightmarish?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:15, Reply)
You know what, I bet he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Alright PJ?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:18, Reply)
That's what monty would have said!
Boo hooooo hooooo hoo waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:20, Reply)
oh man, everything I say reminds you of him, I'm so sorry :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
:( Tell me I'm shit and uncool.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)
You're the Green Day and Papa Roach fan, right?
That's about as shit and uncool as you get.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Where the fuck did you get that idea?
Are you thinking of Agnostic Antichrist?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I dunno, I think have you and your mate Peat Loaf mixed up a bit.
Sorry, what I said is really harsh. Apologies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Oh yeh Peteloaf likes Papa Roach
Sad Sad wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)
He also thinks Cascada are house.
Oh dear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:49, Reply)
I can't think of any girl crushes that might convince me to turn.
Any seriously hot woman would just make me feel insecure. Anyone as ugh as me would hardly be worth the effort.

Alt: life.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I'd go straight for Natalie Portman

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)
so things are still really happy at b3thtowers?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Oh, I'm dancing fucking fandangos over here.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)
oh
that sounds sarcastic :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Meh.
Anyway, how's you? All good in your 'hood'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)
SSG

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)
if he has a sex change

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Kenneth Williams

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)
not now though that would be well Savile

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)
did you manage to drag yourself up on deck?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)
let's pretend i struckthrough the E and replaced it with an I
and that we all LOL'd
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)
it's a gag from Round the Horne with Kenneth Williams
did you manage to drag yourself up on deck?

no, we dressed quite casual
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:09, Reply)
I'm fucking wasted on this place

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)
i love a bit of kenneth, me
got his diaries and everything. he was a total fuck up but in quite a compelling way.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)
yeah, he spewed a load of bile and contempt for everyone into his private diaries
then someone decided to publish it, not really what he would have wanted but yeah

and he didn't want workmen using his bog, what's that about?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:14, Reply)
i don't know
why keep a diary if you don't want it to be read? and he censored a whole heap of it, but left a lot behind. but yeah, money grabbing relatives and prurient twats like me.

he didn't want them using his shitter, but didn't mind them using his shithole. until after the event, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)
I bet you get a semi on for Michael Sheen.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Is anyone "normal" left?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Hi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Have you finished flirting with phudree?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:05, Reply)
i thought he was phudree?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)
I thought everyone was al?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:09, Reply)
hartley hare reminds me of al
or is that hardly (any) hair
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Nope.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)
he is

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Fa, me?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:14, Reply)
aye, you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)

Aye me fit?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)
aye, fuckin startin like?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Awa ye radge, Tak yer partner for a white pudding' supper.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)
HUD MA BACK!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Lumbago?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)
I have never flirted with anyone online, ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)
me
still at work
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:06, Reply)
I'm on my sofa with a bottle of wine, and I have to tomorrow off : )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)
this is why we can no longer be secret online besties
(in a mates sense, not in an animal fucking sense)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)
Sad times...
I saw your accusation of standing you up, but you weren't going to the pub anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)
since when did logic and facts ever apply?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I have a Nobbly Bobbly
and Suits on the tellybox.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:09, Reply)
You have a suit on your telly?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Not just the one.
At least two.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)
I am in the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

in the pub a massive, massive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Save those sorts of comments for Al thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:14, Reply)

massive, massive tiny, tiny
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)

in the pub a very small man with a micropenis, grey hair, liver problems and a spasticated face
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Shut it Krusty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Hey, everyone knows what chicks say about men with big feet.
You spasticated facewrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)
yes
they say "another burger please, ronald"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)
oh Swipe :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Or red setter an' fries.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)
You are a bitch, but you still deserve a click for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)
I am proud to say I've never clicked a Swipe post, ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)
She tried to make a pass at me in a taxi last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)
You mean she helped you climb down off the seat and gave you a lollipop?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)
She certainly made it clear she wanted to suck my lollipop.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Again, I think your dipsomania is affecting your mental health.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Have they told you yet that you were shit in your interview and that they'd rather hire a trained baboon than hire you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)
No
You really want to know what happened?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

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