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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You'll be pleased to know that my DGN's arrived today.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:13,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I hope you'll be very happy together. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:15,
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that's SO my next band nameAndy Amplesponge and the Baryatric Fanny Wipers
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i'd come and see youi'd bring popcorn
to throw on the floor in front of all the amplesponge using fans
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:24,
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i'd buy one of those lovely gowns just for the occasionthey have a slit right down the back.
for easy application of an AMPLESPONGE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:38,
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Has your gazbox lit up all red, or is that just the sad glow of the anti-spaz panic button on the end of your head dobber?(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)
It has. I just wasn't interested enough to bother replying. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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fuck i hope your hoover worksalso it means he'll be all on his period for about 5 weeks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:47,
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I was going to save his feathers and make a parrot suithe doesn't get angry when he's moulting, I just give him a cat litter tray full of water every day and let him splash it everywhere and he's a happy Momo
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better ideamake feather dusters and sell them as....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:50,
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what the fuck is vanilla about bariatric fanny wipes?you don't know what i do with them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:58,
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oh that's a great idea. hang on, i'll just fire up photobucket...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:01,
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You could then lend the gown to Stunned. It'll be big enough for him and 10 others to go camping in.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:39,
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BARYATRIC FANNY WIPERSlessismorph.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/morbid-obesity-and-toilet-hygiene.html
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I think he's trolling you Frank(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:43,
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\o/ Cool name for a band
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:44,
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poor old ronaldstill scrabbling for that ever elusive comeback
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:47,
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No, I really want to know when you started sharing your ample lifestyle with the rest of the world.(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)
i've posted pics of myself on here you're too chicken to do the same
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:54,
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:)at least i haven't asked if it's dead yet.
yet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:01,
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She's in rude health.Unlike your dimpled, rippling, flab-ravaged arse.
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my arse is like a peachy walnutyou ignorant little scot
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:04,
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this is actually making my arse ticklypoor momo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:23,
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let's just move it to the bottomthe onerous fadger might get offended if he doesn't even get 100 replies
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:28,
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Badger's gone very quietI hope he's not rushing his colouring-in and making a mess of it
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The Dandy's quite a challenging 'read' for him.His little tongue's poking out the side of his mouth as the crayons whiz their way over the pages.
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Only if its possible to have a walnut the size of Jupiter. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:12,
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YEAH thats what I said(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:44,
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oh wait, you mean your comics?well that's even better than nappies
they come ready full of shit, no need to fill them yourself
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Well now - there's a big thread and a little threadLittle is easier - what is a DGN?
If you don't think I want to know don't read this.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:20,
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Aah. I'm sorry I asked now. (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:22,
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I've told him beforejust because you get magazines of muscly men in tight spandex through the post in plain covers, that doesn't give you the right to call them graphic novels
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Oh it's that sort of shite is it?Nothing but contempt then.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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i have nothing to say about graphic novelsi'm not sure i even know what one is
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:38,
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imma bet you're not even wearing anybecause you're at home. whereas i am a cunt who is stuck at work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:32,
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get this, I work from home most of the timeeven when I'm working I don't wear shoes
sometimes I don't even wear pants
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christ you'd better hope momo doesn't decide he likes worms one day then(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:36,
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is that sfw?or should i wait til i get home?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40,
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then it can waiti'll be home by 11.30. thank fuck.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:42,
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you say this like it's newsit's not news
unless IT are watching, in which case i love it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:51,
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on a day to day basis, Syncubus was a creepy racist transvestiteBou had regular spackouts of insane fury and pretending to be pregnant as her desiccated ovaries shrivelled through lack of use
the two of them used to have cybersex
just remembering that makes me feel ill
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are you still lonely?i'm still at work
my client has cocked this up like you would not BELIEVE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:37,
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I've had photos, so I'm living the work-do dream vicariously.I have been digging around in my boxes and the attic looking for my Bond films. You'll be glad to know that i found them. In the last box I looked in, but the first box I moved.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40,
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translationrubbed one out over the pictures of the girls in dresses
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:41,
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waited half an hourtried again
realised you're not 16* any more?
*unlike your girlfriend lololol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:47,
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why would they tell the internet that?why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:36,
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it wasn't as bad as the podka dot thingnothing could ever be that cringe-inducing ever again
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orlywhen i flounce imma post my username and password
ain't no creepy like a gazpander creepy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40,
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i may have mentioned breasts once or twice when they were still somewhere above my kneesbut i was always trying to be ironic/hook a sweaty palmed fish for mocking and pointing. that was serious. dear god.
also what happened to GMOS? is it rip GMOS?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:46,
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