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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 7:59,
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Have North Korea gotten the balls to nuke anyone yet?It was my youngest's birthday yesterday so I am behind on the news
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Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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I think you'd notice a mushroom cloud outside your window mate, regardless of how hectic kids' parties can beWe all know Cornwall will be first, being such an area of strategic importance
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I for one would like to be the first person here to wish little Sarlacc the very happiest of birthdays.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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How'd the party go?Did your misses have an epiphany on how important family is?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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I have to sit through four presentations lasting up to two hours each over today & tomorrow.I hate appointing advertising agencies.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:26,
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Got a cold.I'm shit at colds. Colds can fuck off. I've got snot on my favourite pyjamas.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:27,
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My daughter put my favourite socks down the toilet.It's gutting to lose or damage favourite clothes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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No, it's gutting to learn that someone you knowhas favourite socks
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and incredibly easy to replaceIt's not like a favourite tux or even a T-shirt. Must be easy for Monty, whenever his favourite top gets ratty he can get another roll for like £2
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I cannot ever be arsed to find matching socksEvery time I make a spectacularly poor pairing in the morning I end up somewhere where I have to take my shoes off - like Lusty's parents' house for example. Sat there in socks older than your missus, one of which is stripy, the other of which is plain black and has no heel whatsoever is such a good look.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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I only wear mine two or three times and then chuck them away.Old socks are shit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:47,
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I only wear my socks two or three times and then chuck them away.Old socks are shit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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I suppose it might do if you have no idea what OCD means.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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Really? He should probably have said so.And cotton socks are about a quid a pair and get stuck straight in a fabric recycling bin so I'm not sure it's hideously wasteful.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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I just had to wait 6 minutes for a bus, this is why buses are shitDo you know how many minutes I would have had to have waited if I was using my car? No minutes, that's how many.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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UrghMy boiler broke. I couldn't shower. I now have to go and use the work showers instead.
There is something not right about sharing a showere with colleagues.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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um...not literally, obviously.Unless the Spanish girl from the floor above wants to join in....no? um...ok...forget I mentioned it...um...*whistle*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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Sit there staring at themUntil they become so uncomfortable, they get out of the shower and leave. Then the shower room is all yours!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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Bit embarrassing when a colleague walks in and you're trying to...you know...up your....you know......(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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Worse, I reckon.Car won't start, been on hold with the AA for about 40 minutes and everyone is a cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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*provides soothing shoulder rub*Ignore whatever it is you can feel in the small of your back
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I read it in the public bogs at Norwich station"For massive kidney failure call Darth on Norwich 657 768"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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Oh dear, has the Prius got no charge? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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TRANSFORMERS BEER!!Where's Emvee when you need him?
www.robinsonsbrewery.com/index.php/catalog/product/view/id/82/s/hoptimus-prime/category/22/
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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*Wellfives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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I’ve only ever been ill onceThat was over Christmas 2000 bad flu didn’t eat for almost two weeks, apart from that nothing really, no operations no broken bones EVAH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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Fuck fate, I MAKE MY OWN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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I could be the /ot David Dunnand Gonz could be the /ot Elijah Price
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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*well high fives*That was the last time I was ill....with the flu
Are you me?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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*music from the twilight zone"No Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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Well he'll need to get used to having "appendages" shoved into his face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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Remember that QOTW where the fellow got high on Calpol? Search isn't helping.Front cover of today's Sun: 'Gazza addicted to Calpol'
CalpLOL MORE LIKE!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:04,
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INFANT SUSPENS-FUN MORE LIKENo...that doesn't really work. Sorry.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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Blimey, talk about past your bestI remember when he did PROPER drugs
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Good morning my fellow internetians(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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Yellow(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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Hard
No, I am coal miner black today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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MmmmmmnnnnnghSlept terribly last night, possibly due to the cold and howling wind and what have you, or catching up on 2 episodes of Walking Dead and watching Resident Evil: Retribution.
Shit film, by the way.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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The latest Walking Deads?Rather good I thought
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:19,
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I think I have yet to see the very latest, might watch that tonight.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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Is this coincidence day today?I also watched two episodes of “the walking Dead” to catch up and watched Res Evil: retribution over the weekend, which I thought was shit.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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I haven't seen any of the new series. At this rate, I'll have to wait for the box set and watch them all at once.I'm working through Person of Interest this week. I've got to get through seven episodes and a film before the Sky box gets replaced this weekend.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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Start downloading them NOWThey are really rather good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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Actually I have them all downloaded if you want me to burn them onto DVD?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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I couldn't possibly condone piracybut yeah, that would be ace. Ta.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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When you used to video programmes back in the dayis there any real difference?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:29,
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Probably not,once it's in the public domain, I guess. If it's been on telly...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:34,
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Most TV/Boxes give you the ability to record and back up, so why not on a DVD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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It's DEAD good b3th Boom boom Geddit?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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She WALKED into that one fo' sho(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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Morning can fuck right off.Other than that, I'm fine.
I take it you were FABULOUS last night?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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What are you doing up at this hour?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:21,
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and you and you and youB3th'll fix it for you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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I didn't realise you understaood their mating calls(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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