George osbourn has just joined twitter.
https://mobile.twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/314287245869842433/photo/1

Best comments so far:
@sazza_jay
Ooo am I the first? You're a twat. @George_Osborne

If you could tweet one message to the chancellor what would it be?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:00, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

@George_Osbourne: What's the capital of China?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

"I haz youn cat send monies"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

"The only reason no-one egged you at the Paralympics
is because no-one thought to bring an egg"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

*gets out camping stove and omelette pan*
*breaks egg into pan*
"LADEEZ & GENDLEMEN....GEORGE OSBOURNE"
OH FFS!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Throw the pan
He'll still get covered in egg and there's a decent possibility of a subcranial haemorrage, or however that word is spelt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

That's true
Ah, I feell better now :)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I'm like a Pez dispenser but for heartwarming suggestions

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

@George_Osbourne: your courage in fiscal responsibility in the face of overwhelming public idiocy is commendable xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

@George_Osbourne: I'm going by the shop on the way home, do you need any baccy?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

@Two_Hats: Waqqi? #lolstoned #chocciebiccies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I wasn't going to go with 'baccy' for that exact reason
I should trust my instincts more
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Yes you should.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

No he shouldn't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Surely I can tweet as many messages as I like to him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Yes but if you could only tweet one.
It's a hypothetical question.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

But seeing as I only use twitter under my band
@george_osborne Buy my record
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

'Hiya George it's me Monty you know off the internet? I have a question for you, it's about the bu'
Stupid character limit :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

@George_Osborne Lunch?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

'weekend plans? View on pulled pork?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)