Anyone who comes on here, knowing what people are like, and shares information about themselves that they don't want mocking for
is a fucking idiot. Newbies etc who really don't see it coming will quickly learn not to share, or how to deal with it if they do, or flounce. Hence the utter lack of newbies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I honestly couldn't give a shit about what I put on here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Me either, really.
Anything I put on here I fully expect to get shit for. It's not hard to not say stuff.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Neither. You mean 'neither'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

You know, I think I've got some sort of cognisance problem.
I'd have sworn six ways from Sunday that I'd started that post with "No, me either".
( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

You've got a lot of fuckin' problems you Gallic spazmo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Not least of which is my shitty choice in "mates", you prick.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Other brands of French letter are also available

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

OH RIGHT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Me neither
it's all for lolz, if you want srs go mumsnet or something
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

"Am I being unreasonable to moan about internet mocking?"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

"Yes, now fuck off to BBC Have Your Say or something"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Me either
Although it took me fucking long enough to get my head around that concept. All the shit about being gay, the missus being too good for me etc I've heard a million times. Although it's more creative on here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Exactly
I log on here to laugh, not be serious. My job is fucking serious enough, thanks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)

that last bit esp
creative insults are where it's at. plus the obligatory well-directed memes, YMs, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Exactly
You tiger loaf headed fucknuckle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Giraffe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

wee-wee tapir

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

NOW STEADY ON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah you Sunderland, IT, family man cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I NO RITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Fucks sake, I'm such a boring cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)

you really are

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

*KFCs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I read that as ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Me too
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

You wish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I just did a mind-fuck on myself which I think monty did too.
Boring as in to bore a hole or something oh god I donno.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Not me boss
I was suggesting he's so incredibly boring and such an utter cunt that were he to be merely a 'boring cunt' that would actually be an improvement.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

That's my goal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

You are Shayne Ward AICMFP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

That's my joke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

You're lucky that song's not catchy enough to be an earworm

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Eat My Goal, however

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

YOU FUCKING CUNT

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

A lad I know was the drummer on that track, fact fans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

WOW!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I reckon it's a cover up.
In real life, I reckon he's like Sherlock Holmes or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

No, the other one.

Eammon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I KNOW YUR NAYM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Alimentary my dear Gonz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Cuntilmentry, more like, ammirite? the programers out there will get this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I'm terrible for telling the internet things.
I keep forgetting that I'm not just talking to the person I think I'm talking to.

/flid
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

It's why we all love you
/pandertron
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I don'[t appear to be stepped, did you change your mind?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

tee hee
*is rude with impunity!*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I've got Gonzo's splatterfart post bookmarked
whenever I'm having a bad day I just read that and I think yep, my life's not too bad, at least I don't spray the bog with bloody filth and pieces of intestine
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907572
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I recently asked an elderly relative how she was getting on
In her reply she described how when she goes to the toilet, chunks of flesh come away from her anus. As you can imagine, I was sorry I'd asked.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

WTAF?
Did you tell her it was essentially game over for her now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

He was too busy wanking furiously, I'd imagine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I have to admit, it nearly put me off my stroke

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Pedigree Bum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Oh my :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I didn't
but I did think it. It's not something that happens to normal, healthy people, is it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

dunno
maybe you should ask her to fish some of the chunks out of the lavvy next time and keep them so you can have a look at them

might make for an interesting blog post
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

b

or

l
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

or maybe some sort of casserole

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

c
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

haha!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I imagine it wouldn't be too dissimilar to beef and tomato pot noodle

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

haha, you were wanking down the phone to her

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Boy, was my face red!
Mainly because I'd worn myself out.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)